Here’s Madonna and her child army/family in Eden Roc yesterday where she also brought along her new boyfriend Brahim Zaibat but please don’t ask me to point him out. I blow at Where’s Waldo? On that note, are we just going to sit here and let her start banging the kids she steals, or does she have the Spear of Destiny now? I honestly haven’t been keeping track. Spear of Destiny AND The Book of Omens? Jesus. Who has the Sword of Omens then? Gwyneth Paltrow! Christ, I’m out of it for a little while and everybody gets delusions of grandeur. (That’s a Thundercats AND Return of the Jedi reference all in one post. I’ll be over here alone for the rest of my life if anyone needs me.)
Photo: INFdaily, Splash News
I call on the darkest powers of hell!! Keep me youthful but with enough strength to crack that little raghead’s balls if he cheats on me!!
Maybe I’m a bit slow this morning, but I don’t see the Jedi reference. Help me, Obi-Fish, you’re my only hope!
When Lando infiltrates Jabba’s sail barge to help rescue Luke, Han, and Chewie he uses the name Brahim Zaibat to conceal his identity.
“I’m out of it for a little while and everybody gets delusions of grandeur.” That is the Star Wars reference. It is what Han said after they rescue him and release him from the carbonite.
truth telling, fun ruining, bastard ass
Oh, yeah, okay, thanks.
I haven’t reached that geek level where I know the script by heart.
“I have the weirdest boner right now”
All right seriously? Am I going to have to be the first one to make the pedobear comment about Lourdes’s rack???
lol Can say anything about Madonna but you have to admire how she turns the table on guys…
Madonna is P-I-M-P regardless of what any haters say about her!! Big pimpin’ baby!
Madonna is a P-I-M-P regardless of what anyone says about her! BIG PIMPN’ BABY!
Ur a pimp too, sweetheart! Smooches
“Hel-lo, Lourdes.”
Hah he’ll be diddling lourdes in no time~
Is it too early too say “check out those Gazongers on Lourdes”?
I think I will add her to my list of girls that I can’t wait till they turn 17. Wow the rack on her.
Actually I think the boyfriend will leave Madonna for Lourdes, not a good idea to bring such a young boyfriend around your looking better every day teenage daughter.
Eww, dudeatdudedotdude. it’s kinda sick to use that word. She’s just a kid.
Why would he want anything to do with Lourdes when it’s Madonna who’s the BIG MONEY BALLER???? Lourdes don’t got a dime. She’s just a teenage brat. It’s momma’s cash. And Madonna’s male model boytoy knows it. Plus Madonna is a rich powerful white woman. If he even thought about trying something with her daughter his azz would be in jail so quick and he’d be Bubba’s new boytoy. LOL
what’s he scratching??
He’s sore from the pounding she gave him last night.
I’m glad she finally had her eyebrows plugged!
“Think about the money. Think about the money. Think about the money.”
Oh come on. Is there really any doubt which one is the Queen’s new BF?
It’s the tall black guy with a boner. Too easy.
Little Lourdes is growing up. Looking good.
How about you get out of your mom’s basement, loose some weight, and actually meet women your own age instead of fantasizing about little underage girls you sick phuck???
I can’t speak to her age or weight, but I’m pretty sure CD is a hetero female. As am I, and I think Lourdes looks nice, too. (I’m glad to see Madonna allows the child to eat, anyway.) Put … the childhood issues … down.
The look on his face says it all: “Stop calling me Daddy!”
Naw … he actually looks like a very paternal dude! He’s always taking care of Madonna’s kids and carrying things for them and holding their hands. I think he’s like a manny (male nanny) + Madonna’s sex toy. HE’S A MULTI-TASKER. LMAO
correct! Jesus did in fact receive the spear of destiny to his chiseled abs while he was up on the T.
but you lose all the points ever because none of that shit was ever in any of the Star Wars films. Not even the Indiana Jones ones.
She is a piece of work. Damn, that man is young enough to be her son.
Get some Madonna!
right?? i gotta give her props, she does know how to pick her boy toys!! ;)
Golddigging: not just for the ladies anymore
HAHAHAHA! Amen brother. Where can I find me an older rich MILF like that?! I got school loans to pay!! Madonna doesn’t look half bad for a chick that age and she’s swimming in cash. Plus she looks like she’s a very GENEROUS sugar momma.
This shot needs comments. Lots of them, because I don’t know what to think.
Sorry, Doc, I got nothin’.
Gloria Swanson during her Madonna period.
OMG, there’s a chubster in the Madonna entourage.
Toss him overboard quickly before she sees.
these sort of american celebs are spoiled to the bone.
………OFCOURSE SHE STOLE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What in the hell is wrong with Vadge’s toes?!
Here we see Madonna preparing her kids for a course in oral sex.
WTF??? U got issues, dude.
“Save me!”
woody allen eat your heart out.
Woody Allen is in a league of his own. He’s a sicko who started messing with his girlfriend’s adopted daughter when she was just a minor.
Madge dates young men but they are all adults.
I’m so jealous. I wish I could trade in my fugly hubby for a young hot stud like the ones she gets to bone.
Well! she did forget to order the spring board Madonna demanded.
I can’t wait for 3 more years so I can say Lourdes looks smoking hot.
I can’t wait for 3 more years so my Gillete and Shick stock goes through the roof.
A Lourdes sighting.
What a cluster fuck looking family. Yet another too young boy toy for Madge. Yuck. And in one picture his eyes seem to be hungry for Lourde’s young cooch.
That bitch bought, not adopted, them African kids, made them eat up her religion of the moment SHISKABABALA and now she’s has them being touched by a wagon train of young, androgynous looking twinkies
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STOP DRINKIN’ THAT HATERADE! YOU WISH YOU COULD PHUCK ONE OF HER YOUNG HOT BOY TOYS. YOU’RE PROBABLY AN OVERWEIGHT UGLY BIOTCH WITH NO MONEY.
I look at this guy and figure he’s here for the fame and the money. And yes, if she keeps him around long enough, he’ll be nailing the daughter in the backroom of her 18th b-day party. She likes the young, hard cock. Everybody wins !
the daughter aint got no money. the goldigging male model is only after that green cash.
TomFrank- When Han Solo gets unfrozen, he says that about Luke. “Delusions of grandeur”. My kid watches that movie A LOT. Plus Han is sexy.
Someone took care of that for me up above, but thanks nonetheless.
She seems to have grown out of her unibrow, and into her bikini, quite nicely
Are those tits real on Lourdes? She’s 15? Fuck, Chris Hansen is at the door isn’t he?
Madonna always had a real natural rack when she was younger, I chalk it up to heredity.
Madonna still has a pretty nice rack. She’s a HOT MILF. Lourdes is LATINA. Her daddy’s Cuban. That’s why she’s curvy. But WTF does Chris Hansen have to do with this??? Regardless what size they are, this girl is protected 24/7 with bodyguards plus she seems too smart to put herself in a dangerous situation. Also, a big rack has nothing to do with someone’s sexual activity. Lots of Latina girls are curvy and still modest. Some even remain virgins until they marry.
Poor Lourdes has no idea she’s just a host body The Mummy Queen has bred to inhabit when her current one finally turns to dust.
“I believe I can fly…”
Whoops! Madonna dropped the leash.
“Don’t get out of line, paparazzi. Sean taught me a few things about dealing with your type.”
they eyes have it…
[still waiting : )]
shhh…
Forget the dude with the weird boner as he holds the black kid’s head and appears to look at Lourdes’ rack in another picture… I take back all the unibrow jokes I ever made about her daughter. Hot Damn!
Not a boner. Just his swim trunks that are bunched together. Happens to the best of us.
There are endless gossip websites. Seriously Nooobody writes like this guy. (perez hilton is like reading the scribbles of a delusional 4th grader, and I always feel dirty afterwards) Instead of sounding cruel/ retarded/ annoying ass-kissingly fake, the jokes are dead-on, I’m cracking up and I’m so satisfied. So fun reading stuff formed out of a witty mind. I love it.
THIS GUY IS SO FVCKEN HOTTT!!!! THAT BODY!!! THAT FACE!!! THOSE 6-PACK ABS!!! MADONNA IS ONE LUCKY BITCH!!! … RESPECT!
I’m really disappointed in all the creepy Lourdes comments. You should be ashamed of yourselves. This is the reason why men have such a bad rep, and people get freaked when a young girl is ever alone with a male teacher or equivalent. You bring it upon yourselves. It’s pretty sad that parents and young girls have to worry about shit like this. What if there was a picture of a 14 yo boy on here and I said, “wonder if his balls have dropped yet? mmm” You’d be up in arms. Not coming back to this pedo site.
Can’t believe she traded that hot mother f$cker Jesus for this shit…
I’ve been on vacation for the past month, blessedly internet-free.
Props, I laughed my ass off.
(Sadly, I got every reference immediately.)
You do know what he’s looking at here don’t you?
“Stop looking at my man-child or I shall cast a spell upon you!!”
“Oh shit, Mom’s casting another spell!”
Swimming in long sleeves and capris???
Ha, Mommy’s boy toy is staring at Lourdes’ tits.
Yeah. Tits where they are supposed to be, not sagging at the waist.
no fatty, a seal has its flippers out more. MORE! More to the side. No! Wrong! Forget it, drown yourself now.
dude, it’s like 2 inches. ain’t no way you’re gonna drown. just sayin dude
Reporters please stop using the Lord’s name in vain.Leave Madonna who has found love.What does age have to do with anything!