Macho Man Randy Savage Dies in Car Accident (1952 – 2011)

Former Slim Jim advocate, wrestling legend and hero to those who dared to say every single fashion accessory from the 80s can and should be worn all at the same time, Macho Man Randy Savage was reportedly killed this morning after suffering a heart attack while behind the wheel, according to TMZ:

Florida Highway Patrol tells TMZ … Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler when he veered across a concrete median … through oncoming traffic … and “collided head-on with a tree.”
Savage was transported to Largo Medical center, where he died from his injuries.

NURSE: Is he dead, doctor?

(How Randy would’ve wanted it.)

Rest in Peace.