Macaulay Culkin and his longtime girlfriend, That 70′s Show actress Mila Kunis, are reportedly shopping for an engagement ring after deciding to wed. The couple, dating since 2002, were spotted ring shopping at a number of Beverly Hills jewelers last week, and friends claim they’re planning to wed this year. A source says, “Mila’s looking for a ring that’s unique and may even opt for a ruby instead of a diamond.” Culkin was previously married to actress Rachel Miner, but they divorced in 2000.
Well good for Macaulay, getting back on the marriage horse again. But all the marijuana must be affecting his hearing, because Mila Kunis has one of the most godawful voices in the history of man. Seriously, if it was a choice between talking to her on the phone for 24 hours or butchering my parents with an onion peeler, I’d be asking for my Christmas presents early this year. I’d probably also ask for a new onion peeler.