Lourdes Leon Is Smoking

August 14th, 2014 // 19 Comments

Get it? Because she’s both literally smoking and figuratively looking attract- Never mind. Here’s Lourdes Leon in Cannes yesterday where I want everyone to take careful note that I’m not at all suggesting she’s smoking marijuana. There could be anything inside that rolling paper, and I for one am certainly not hinting, hey, maybe it’s weed. Let’s nip that right in the bud – that Lourdes is not smoking. On that note, I need to circle my house with goat’s blood before her mother sees- holy shit, that was flapping. I just heard flapping. I didn’t even hit publish yet! Oh, god, her talons are so sharp!

Photo: Splash News, Xposure/AKM-GSI


  1. Yes she absolutely is, but I thought we weren’t supposed to mention it until some time later or something.

  2. Kimmykimkim

    Attractive? Really?

  3. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    Fuck it Chris Hansen, just come on in, I’ll pour you a drink while we wait for the police to get here.

  4. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    Ok, the instructions read, “inhale deeply to separate a monobrow”‘. Here goes

  5. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    Mama Don’t Preach

  6. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    Nice tits.

  7. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    Can you hear the “No” from here?

  8. Brown baggin’ isn’t “smokin’”

  9. M-theory

    No idea who this was, so until I did a google search the zinger about her mom didn’t make any sense… so yeah she’s Madonna’s hellspawn that happens to have a nice body. Can’t tell about the face because of those tacky-ass sunglasses but she looks like she probably has a butterface…. and with Madonna for a mom probably a tail too

  10. dreamcrusher

    She is passed the legal age of consent in most states. Shave the back hair and the uni brow and that is one tight little package. Her sex tape will be epic.

  11. I’ll have an opinion about that when she loses the idiotic sunglasses that she stole from a three year old.

  12. Shit Sherlock

    Are those real? It doesn’t look like it’s the bikini that’s squishing them together. Either way, lovely set.

  13. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    Of course it’s not weed. If it were, would she be passing the “marijuana cigarette” to her friend? Sheesh…

  14. She’s cute. She has a nice body but I don’t know if she’s “hot” yet.

  15. EllieMayIHelpYou

    Well if it is weed she’s not going to get too high. Fucking pinner.

  16. Cannes is in France. I’m sure it’s legal to smoke weed there.

  17. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    She seems hairy.

  18. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    i want to eat her apple ass

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