Lourdes Leon Is Still In A Bikini And No Madonna Vagina Selfies This Time, Promise

August 7th, 2014 // 17 Comments

“If I turn off the lights and say your mom’s name three times into a mirror, she smears blood all over the walls.”
“Yeah, she does that.”

On top of stimulating serious discussions on race relations in America, I also like to post bikini photos of celebrities’ daughters because I’ll go to my grave saying it’s the key to reinvigorating America’s love affair with reading. Also, I hope to one day coax Chris Hansen out of retirement and force him to do battle in an elaborate exo-suit. He can’t ignore me much longer. I’ve grown too powerful.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Splash News

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  1. Lourdes Leon Bikini
    brick
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    If they remake the Sopranos, please cast her as Meadow!

  2. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    She’s pregnant, too?

  3. anonym

    not too bad after waxing the unibrow and mustache

  4. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    “Aaaaahh…what’s up, Doc?” (Don’t get me wrong. She’s STILL a cutie.)

  5. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    Remember in “Truth or Dare”, when Kevin Costner came backstage and called Madonna’s show “neat,” then she made that “gag me” motion after he left?

    ‘Cause that guy kinda looks like Costner, is all. This isn’t really interesting. Forget I said anything.

  6. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    So, is she Brazilian?

  7. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    She has the same sunglasses as Roy from Mario Kart.

  8. Lourdes Leon Bikini
    Swearin
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    If she’s truly Madonna’s kid, everyone in this photo had a threesome that night

  9. Lourdes Leon Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That was a girl the entire time? Shocking.

  10. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    Either that or he’s a proud alum of the Christopher Walken School of Pants.

  11. Lourdes Leon Bikini
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    (Chris Walken is awesomeness incarnate and he can wear his belt line over his forehead if he wants. We all will eventually anyway.)

  12. Lourdes Leon Bikini
    margaret
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    wao too bad smoking at 17 no good sign

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