Lisa Rinna Got a Lip Reduction

Because the rest of her plastic surgery face wasn’t getting enough attention, Lisa Rinna revealed she had her upper lip reduced while stopping by The Today Show this morning to promote her new book Starlip. (Or is it Starlit? Whatever.):

“I did it because I no longer wanted my lip to define me.”

“Except,” she might’ve added, “when it’s a convenient hook to boost book sales. Then I want people at goddamn NASA looking at it through the Hubble telescope which, fun fact, they could, and sometimes I’d write secret messages for them on it. How do you do, boys?”