Lindsay’s SCRAM is a Piece of Shit
Multiple sources say people have told Lindsay she can’t get a spray tan while she’s wearing the bracelet, because a chemical in the tanning solution can create a reading which would show the presence of alcohol.
Lindsay’s response to that warning — we’re told she’s still getting a spray tan 1 to 2 times a week.
Seriously, what doesn’t set this thing off? At this point, Lindsay could down two fifths of vodka, set her SCRAM to DEF-CON 1 then turn around and tell the judge it must’ve been that tuna fish sandwich she just ate. “Hmm, let’s see. Tuna fish, tuna fish, tuna fish. Ah, yes, here it is. Right underneath ‘breathing oxygen’ and ‘taking a nap.’ You’re free to go.”