Lindsay’s a Lesbian Again. In Theory.

February 18th, 2011 // 140 Comments

Judging by this tweet this morning sent by the guy.. thing and reports of them spending Valentine’s Day together, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are probably having heterosexual intercourse right now. Penis into the vagina:

watching grey’s anatomy-my fav show- @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me- should i wake her up to let her know her mom is going on GMA? #why ?

Yes, Sam, please ask Lindsay why her mom’s going on Good Morning America then try to count how many lies shoot out of her face as you take a mental inventory of your possessions and how long you fell asleep for. I think you’ll find it most enlightening provided you’re able to stop staring at tits and thinking with your cock. (We’ve all been there, bro.)

“I don’t know!”
“My dad made her do it!”
“We need the money!”
“I’m adopted!”
“No she’s not!”
“Your TV must be broken!”
“My dad made her do it!”
“Is that a fire?” *jumps out window with handful of watches*

Photos: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
    HLM
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    Sam Ronson always looks like she’s got bells palsy.

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    Cadeza de Pito
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor guy? He looks so uncomfortable!

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    Chloeeeee
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    Look guys, a summary of their entire relationship in one picture.

    Lindsay: HEY SAM! SAMMMMM WAIT
    Sam: You’re still fucking here?!

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    Joebud
    Commented on this photo:

    Landsay and I have sooo much in common ie: we both love to eat Clams, and that don’t make her a bad person, just confused….

  5. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
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    i think they are a cute couple….nooo reason to be ashamed lol

  6. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
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    and alison….thats a horrible steriotype

  7. Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson
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    hahah well said :)

  8. junior

    Lindsay I have llelo I want to see you take a big broom handle in your but while you pee in my face

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