Here’s Lindsay Lohan shopping in New York last night and giving the paparazzi a clear shot of her fiery chesticles, and frankly, I’m amazed those things are even there. You figure the amount of blow she goes through her chest would be concave by now and she’d be using it as a sort of makeshift glove box. Or at least that’s how I envisioned it in this doodle I made where Lindsay’s uppercutting Godzilla because he stopped returning her texts. But enough boring science talk, you guys came her to see some boobs.
Pics are quasi-NSFW unless your employer has a lax blurred areola policy.
Photos: INFdaily
Pico Mornay | October 23, 2009 at 12:23 pm
First!!!! This girl is so fucking ugly!!!! Ughhhhh
Taz | October 23, 2009 at 12:26 pm
i”d still fuck her
Elle | October 23, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Her WHOLE boob is out in public, how gross! Just glad she’s not a mother
Brian | October 23, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Please, there is so much plastic in those babies that she’ll never get rid of them no matter how much blow she does!
Nate | October 23, 2009 at 12:34 pm
She looks pretty here in these pictures.
me2 | October 23, 2009 at 12:35 pm
sweet!!!!!!!
******KrazyHotKelli********** | October 23, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Her puzzy iz not az zweet az mine iz. Nor any zkankz on thiz zite. Ha ha lozerz!
fearsarewishes | October 23, 2009 at 12:45 pm
@ 7
Your cunt stinkz.
Meugh | October 23, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Holy hell, she looks like shit.
wag | October 23, 2009 at 12:54 pm
You really should be putting the pink stars over her face. Now that’s NSFW.
wag | October 23, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Oh yeah. There’s no nipple in the photos. She’s waiting for a new set from LL Bean.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 23, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Those look like some udderly hot boobs.
Lame | October 23, 2009 at 1:00 pm
There is no nipple
abbz | October 23, 2009 at 1:00 pm
my friend saw her shoot heroin between her toes at a club in New York recently. yeehoo!
Gerald_Tarrant | October 23, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I’d split her like a pair of aces.
abbz | October 23, 2009 at 1:08 pm
pic #6 “my name is smeegle”
oochywally | October 23, 2009 at 1:08 pm
HAAAAAH @ #8
jlylec | October 23, 2009 at 1:17 pm
i’d hit it again
cc | October 23, 2009 at 1:25 pm
She has money left to shop?
On a different note, why do I start to salivate when I see nipples?
******KrazyHotKelli********** | October 23, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Jealouz #8? You Zhould be if you zaw me your mouth would drop!
Time for a zwim in the zea! Try not to zweat too much lozerz!
Plentyupptopp | October 23, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I´d totally hit that…twice!
TekMoney | October 23, 2009 at 2:13 pm
False advertisement. No Nipples.
That said her tits don’t look so bad for a white chick pushing 50. I mean look at pic # 6. Her face looks like hell, lol. I swear every time I see new candid pics of her I LMAO @ her face.
*waves Hello @ Kelli*
RichPort's Ghost | October 23, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Why does she look like she’s shoplifting a pack of franks when she bends over..?
James | October 23, 2009 at 2:37 pm
So how long will it be before she is dead?
Laugh all you want but Lindsay used to be super hot.
I mean Britney is probably still alive and working only because they turned stewardship over to her dad.
Maybe Lindsay needs a serious intervention before she goes the way of Heath Ledger.
gink | October 23, 2009 at 3:14 pm
She’s looking better then she has in awhile
Mike | October 23, 2009 at 3:23 pm
My penis and I are having HUGE disagreements over these photos. I have to say, I am a little dissapointed in him.
CLC | October 23, 2009 at 3:42 pm
too much blow makes fake tittys sag.
j m | October 23, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Ugly people sure are jealous of lovely Lindsay’s beautiful body.
MAH!! | October 23, 2009 at 4:14 pm
You can’t use the word CHESTICLES. Its mine!! And I will defend it with my life. (At the very least you shouldn’t use it for a whore who looks like she has a pair of snakeskin handbags suspended from her chest)
Said it all | October 23, 2009 at 4:16 pm
If you compare how she has aged over the past several years, its unbelievable. This bitch is hideous. Can’t even get a lesbo to fuck her. That’s when you have hit rock bottom. I say dead before 25.
Matrim | October 23, 2009 at 4:37 pm
There is no nipple, only Zuul
Lloyd Johnson | October 23, 2009 at 5:05 pm
@5 Nate: You really think this is attractive? I was shocked at how bad this 23 year old woman looks. If she came up to me I would say something like, “No! I don’t have any change!” before I would recognize her as the cute chick in Mean Girls. Look at her hands! Pure crackhead right there. Look at her teeth! Gray from the meth. I have seen many addicts before and she definitely is one.
Heywood U. Blowme | October 23, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Invisible aereolas are not interesting to me.
See Alice | October 23, 2009 at 6:06 pm
What a sad sack … She is going to bottom out really hard . To bad .
Sher | October 23, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Fish, I would really like to see that doodle!! It would give me something to look forward to on Monday!
Ivana | October 23, 2009 at 6:21 pm
What does thie girl have againts bras?
deedee | October 23, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Who hasn’t seen those opaque flopping tits yet?
deedee | October 23, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Who hasn’t seen those opaque flopping tits yet?
Hugh Gentry | October 23, 2009 at 7:17 pm
great cans! her tits are going to start looking really awful in a few years. Gravity will ruin those braless fun bags. She needs to release a full on sex tape. I’d love to see her getting railed hard.
joho777 | October 23, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I wondered when Lindsay would jump on the nipple bandwagon. But her plastic implants and invisible areolas are the opposite of sexy.
This reminds me of Fall 2007 when Lindsay rushed to show her scabby worn puss to the paparazzi just because Britney and Paris had done it first.
rhiannon | October 23, 2009 at 9:12 pm
I mean she has enough money…. why doesn’t she believe in wearing bras? Every picture of her either has side boob or saggy tits. There is no way those things have plastic in them. They are way to saggy. But then again she never wears a bra, so i guess gravity is working its magic on her boobs.
Kelley | October 23, 2009 at 9:13 pm
Actually, I’d have to say her tits are real … fakers don’t hang like that at all. That’s a real rack, but it’s going to be mighty sorry in a few short years if she keeps going braless. The effects of little sleep, sugar, Coke, cocaine, cigs, Red Bull, alcohol and rx and/or other illegal drugs are going to be making an appearance big-time, and soon. She looks like boiled shit already.
brr | October 23, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I think she’s very attractive, but she looks older than 23. She really needs to quit smoking and stay away from the sun.
mel | October 23, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Why on earth did this get bumped up to the top spot?
ClamsTheCat | October 23, 2009 at 10:05 pm
@38: Would you prefer she had transparent chest hams?
Mike | October 23, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Her tits are better than fish’s
loser | October 23, 2009 at 10:46 pm
@20
you suck!! learn how to speak….asshole
TekMoney | October 23, 2009 at 10:48 pm
@30 It’s the curious case of Lindsay Lohan. She ages in dog years.
@31 That was fucking hilarious.
For the record I have no doubts that her tits are real. It doesn’t matter though. That topless photoshoot of her imitating Marilyn Monroe showed that she was already sagging pretty badly at age 21. And to think, back in the Mean Girls and Herbie Fully Loaded days she had an EPIC firm and perky rack. *Sigh* Drugs are bad, mmkay?
maggie | October 23, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Is that all you fuckers know how to do ? Get on a website and talk shit…..get a life…
webcam | October 23, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Seriously, where does this girl get her wardrobe?! She needs to fire her stylist ASAP.