Lindsay Lohan’s blurry nipples

October 23rd, 2009 // 96 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan shopping in New York last night and giving the paparazzi a clear shot of her fiery chesticles, and frankly, I’m amazed those things are even there. You figure the amount of blow she goes through her chest would be concave by now and she’d be using it as a sort of makeshift glove box. Or at least that’s how I envisioned it in this doodle I made where Lindsay’s uppercutting Godzilla because he stopped returning her texts. But enough boring science talk, you guys came her to see some boobs.

Pics are quasi-NSFW unless your employer has a lax blurred areola policy.

Photos: INFdaily

  1. Pico Mornay

    First!!!! This girl is so fucking ugly!!!! Ughhhhh

  2. Taz

    i”d still fuck her

  3. Elle

    Her WHOLE boob is out in public, how gross! Just glad she’s not a mother

  4. Brian

    Please, there is so much plastic in those babies that she’ll never get rid of them no matter how much blow she does!

  5. Nate

    She looks pretty here in these pictures.

  6. me2

    sweet!!!!!!!

  7. ******KrazyHotKelli**********

    Her puzzy iz not az zweet az mine iz. Nor any zkankz on thiz zite. Ha ha lozerz!

  8. fearsarewishes

    @ 7

    Your cunt stinkz.

  9. Meugh

    Holy hell, she looks like shit.

  10. wag

    You really should be putting the pink stars over her face. Now that’s NSFW.

  11. wag

    Oh yeah. There’s no nipple in the photos. She’s waiting for a new set from LL Bean.

  12. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Those look like some udderly hot boobs.

  13. Lame

    There is no nipple

  14. abbz

    my friend saw her shoot heroin between her toes at a club in New York recently. yeehoo!

  15. Gerald_Tarrant

    I’d split her like a pair of aces.

  16. abbz

    pic #6 “my name is smeegle”

  17. oochywally

    HAAAAAH @ #8

  18. jlylec

    i’d hit it again

  19. cc

    She has money left to shop?

    On a different note, why do I start to salivate when I see nipples?

  20. ******KrazyHotKelli**********

    Jealouz #8? You Zhould be if you zaw me your mouth would drop!
    Time for a zwim in the zea! Try not to zweat too much lozerz!

  21. Plentyupptopp

    I´d totally hit that…twice!

  22. TekMoney

    False advertisement. No Nipples.

    That said her tits don’t look so bad for a white chick pushing 50. I mean look at pic # 6. Her face looks like hell, lol. I swear every time I see new candid pics of her I LMAO @ her face.

    *waves Hello @ Kelli*

  23. Why does she look like she’s shoplifting a pack of franks when she bends over..?

  24. James

    So how long will it be before she is dead?

    Laugh all you want but Lindsay used to be super hot.

    I mean Britney is probably still alive and working only because they turned stewardship over to her dad.

    Maybe Lindsay needs a serious intervention before she goes the way of Heath Ledger.

  25. She’s looking better then she has in awhile

  26. Mike

    My penis and I are having HUGE disagreements over these photos. I have to say, I am a little dissapointed in him.

  27. CLC

    too much blow makes fake tittys sag.

  28. j m

    Ugly people sure are jealous of lovely Lindsay’s beautiful body.

  29. MAH!!

    You can’t use the word CHESTICLES. Its mine!! And I will defend it with my life. (At the very least you shouldn’t use it for a whore who looks like she has a pair of snakeskin handbags suspended from her chest)

  30. Said it all

    If you compare how she has aged over the past several years, its unbelievable. This bitch is hideous. Can’t even get a lesbo to fuck her. That’s when you have hit rock bottom. I say dead before 25.

  31. Matrim

    There is no nipple, only Zuul

  32. Lloyd Johnson

    @5 Nate: You really think this is attractive? I was shocked at how bad this 23 year old woman looks. If she came up to me I would say something like, “No! I don’t have any change!” before I would recognize her as the cute chick in Mean Girls. Look at her hands! Pure crackhead right there. Look at her teeth! Gray from the meth. I have seen many addicts before and she definitely is one.

  33. Heywood U. Blowme

    Invisible aereolas are not interesting to me.

  34. See Alice

    What a sad sack … She is going to bottom out really hard . To bad .

  35. Sher

    Fish, I would really like to see that doodle!! It would give me something to look forward to on Monday!

  36. Ivana

    What does thie girl have againts bras?

  37. deedee

    Who hasn’t seen those opaque flopping tits yet?

  38. deedee

    Who hasn’t seen those opaque flopping tits yet?

  39. Hugh Gentry

    great cans! her tits are going to start looking really awful in a few years. Gravity will ruin those braless fun bags. She needs to release a full on sex tape. I’d love to see her getting railed hard.

  40. joho777

    I wondered when Lindsay would jump on the nipple bandwagon. But her plastic implants and invisible areolas are the opposite of sexy.

    This reminds me of Fall 2007 when Lindsay rushed to show her scabby worn puss to the paparazzi just because Britney and Paris had done it first.

  41. rhiannon

    I mean she has enough money…. why doesn’t she believe in wearing bras? Every picture of her either has side boob or saggy tits. There is no way those things have plastic in them. They are way to saggy. But then again she never wears a bra, so i guess gravity is working its magic on her boobs.

  42. Kelley

    Actually, I’d have to say her tits are real … fakers don’t hang like that at all. That’s a real rack, but it’s going to be mighty sorry in a few short years if she keeps going braless. The effects of little sleep, sugar, Coke, cocaine, cigs, Red Bull, alcohol and rx and/or other illegal drugs are going to be making an appearance big-time, and soon. She looks like boiled shit already.

  43. brr

    I think she’s very attractive, but she looks older than 23. She really needs to quit smoking and stay away from the sun.

  44. mel

    Why on earth did this get bumped up to the top spot?

  45. ClamsTheCat

    @38: Would you prefer she had transparent chest hams?

  46. Mike

    Her tits are better than fish’s

  47. loser

    @20

    you suck!! learn how to speak….asshole

  48. TekMoney

    @30 It’s the curious case of Lindsay Lohan. She ages in dog years.

    @31 That was fucking hilarious.

    For the record I have no doubts that her tits are real. It doesn’t matter though. That topless photoshoot of her imitating Marilyn Monroe showed that she was already sagging pretty badly at age 21. And to think, back in the Mean Girls and Herbie Fully Loaded days she had an EPIC firm and perky rack. *Sigh* Drugs are bad, mmkay?

  49. maggie

    Is that all you fuckers know how to do ? Get on a website and talk shit…..get a life…

  50. Seriously, where does this girl get her wardrobe?! She needs to fire her stylist ASAP.

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