Lindsay Lohan’s blurry nipples
Here’s Lindsay Lohan shopping in New York last night and giving the paparazzi a clear shot of her fiery chesticles, and frankly, I’m amazed those things are even there. You figure the amount of blow she goes through her chest would be concave by now and she’d be using it as a sort of makeshift glove box. Or at least that’s how I envisioned it in this doodle I made where Lindsay’s uppercutting Godzilla because he stopped returning her texts. But enough boring science talk, you guys came her to see some boobs.
Pics are quasi-NSFW unless your employer has a lax blurred areola policy.