Lindsay Lohan has a really shapely butt

March 1st, 2007 // 78 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Sheila Kelley’s S Factor studio in LA taking striptease and pole dancing lessons to prepare for an upcoming movie role. And to help get in the mood she apparently put on her mom’s jeans or something. I mean look at those things. It’s not like she has a spectacular ass, but those have to be the most unflattering pants I’ve ever seen. She’d probably look better wearing her grandma’s panties or an adult diaper.

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Comments (78)

  1. lovescontroversy1 | March 1, 2007 at 2:59 am

    i am going to resist the urge to say “FRIST.”

    it’s about time mom jeans got some respect.

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  2. pana1718 | March 1, 2007 at 3:05 am

    second HA!

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  3. pana1718 | March 1, 2007 at 3:07 am

    shes just trying not to look like a stick shes not as skinny as she used a few months ago

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  4. pana1718 | March 1, 2007 at 3:10 am

    besides shes got no ass to filled the pants! and her mom is good looking so… old but shes allright

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  5. Lowlands | March 1, 2007 at 3:22 am

    Frist!

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  6. Lowlands | March 1, 2007 at 3:23 am

    #5)She’s tricking you all the time…

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  7. Wow Just Wow | March 1, 2007 at 4:00 am

    Look at those shoes.

    Did she find them at the bottom of dumpster at the Salvation Army?

    What happened in the 80′s should have stayed in the 80′s.

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  8. ImaCracka | March 1, 2007 at 4:04 am

    She has to leave some room for all the herpes and crabs…..

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  9. BritishBitch | March 1, 2007 at 4:17 am

    agree with 7# mum’s jeans plus grandma’s shoes plus horrid freakles all over her face = total disaster

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  10. fergernauster | March 1, 2007 at 4:20 am

    Don’t make fun of her jeans. They’re “guy” jeans. I wear them, too. Very comfortable and slouchy. Fuck those tight, mall-rat “hipster” jeans.

    But the shoes… Sweet Mammy Brown. #7 above summarized it perfectly.

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  11. fergernauster | March 1, 2007 at 4:29 am

    Let’s just cut all these pics off @ the ankle so as to dismiss those unfortunate “shoes” (do I read “Wrangler” on them?) & discuss from that point upwards.

    I like her scarf. I’d wear that. And I covet the leather jacket, too. Wow. Hard to believe, but she’s actually improving.

    I’d nix the gold-rimmed $2 Erik Estrada shades, however.

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  12. ChairmanoftheBored | March 1, 2007 at 4:31 am

    HaHa #7 “What happened in the 80′s should have stayed in the 80′s.”
    Didn’t LL “happen” in the 80′s?
    Can you say “Retroactive Abortion”?

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  13. freakflag | March 1, 2007 at 4:56 am

    This broad drives me nuts because I can never decide whether or not I’d fuck her. Sometimes I think, “Yeah. Hell yeah, I’d hit that.” Then, I see a picture like this one and I think, “My God, I wouldn’t violate her balloon knot if she put me on salary!”

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  14. Tracy | March 1, 2007 at 4:56 am

    Quit insulting the 80′s!! Those fugly jeans were NEVER in style. When I was hanging out in 87 with my big perm and new Cyndi Lauper cassette, I rolled up my jeans, sure… but the pockets didn’t go halfway down my thighs and sag in the ass like droopy drawers.

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  15. MrSemprini | March 1, 2007 at 5:13 am

    I have never seen a butt-crack get that hungry for denim. She’s sucked up the whole left pocket.

    Personal Assistant: Where’s your keys, LL?

    LL: I put them in my back pocket.

    PA: Umm, you don’t have a back pocket, anymore.

    LL: *burp*, Let’s skip lunch. Suddenly, I’m not so hungry.

    Lohan = trainwreck, ongoing.

    Its like when you see a car swerve out of its lane onto the sidewalk and smear a couple of old ladies against a bus bench. You’re watching the whole thing and you just can’t look away. I do have one last comment.

    Ick.

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  16. Flip Rogers | March 1, 2007 at 5:13 am

    Her ass looks like two pigs wrapped up in a blanket fighting. Hopefully she will crack soon just like Anna Nicole……….

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  17. fritobandito | March 1, 2007 at 5:21 am

    I thought that was her at the Thom McCann!!

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  18. RichPort | March 1, 2007 at 5:39 am

    When did she become a Talbot’s spokesmodel?

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  19. Captain Walleye | March 1, 2007 at 5:44 am

    #16, allow me to elaborate…”…like two pigs wrapped up in a blanket fighting for a Milkdud.”

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  20. Captain Walleye | March 1, 2007 at 5:45 am

    I think the SuperFish is reaching with this one. He can do better.

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  21. NicotineEyePatch | March 1, 2007 at 6:18 am

    I’m hearing 80s, but I am thinking 90s. The rest of the ensemble is all wrong, but those jeans say “my mom washed my flannel shirt, and when I woke up my brother had borrowed my cherry Docs. This is the worst day ever, and I hate myself and want to die.”

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  22. schack | March 1, 2007 at 6:38 am

    doesn’t anyone think it’s ridiculous that she’s PLAYNG A STRIPPER?

    she has very limited acting talent, and she has to train to learn how to strip. why don’t they just HIRE A STRIPPER who acts as well as blowhen? i’m sure there are hundreds.

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  23. schack | March 1, 2007 at 6:41 am

    those jeans are 2000 and 1990′s retro. which means they are 80s. but in 5, 3, 1 years they’ll be retro again.

    YOU figure it out.

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  24. twentytwelve | March 1, 2007 at 6:41 am

    Oh, Lindsay..I’m positive this role will be the one that gets you an Oscar.

    Maybe it’s just me, but I believe this “lessons” thing is just a facade. No way she needs pole dancing lessons with all those late nights at clubs she has — I’m pretty sure she’s already lap danced her way to a big five dollars.

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  25. suzy | March 1, 2007 at 6:53 am

    1. the jeans are are too big
    2. the jeans are too ugly
    3. she doesn’t know how to dress herself
    4. the black hair is starting to look like shit
    5. what the hell happened to her?

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  26. tits_on_snack | March 1, 2007 at 6:58 am

    Blah. Horrible. But at least she doesn’t have the fucking hip-hugger jeans fucking muffin top going on, like 90% of the dumb bitches I see on the street.

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  27. wtf | March 1, 2007 at 7:06 am

    She was actually bringing the pole with her in her pants

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  28. Ted...From LA | March 1, 2007 at 7:07 am

    Imagine my dismay when I wake up and find this picture of my plumber on this site. I think he looks good. In his business a flush beats a fullhouse.

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  29. wtf | March 1, 2007 at 7:12 am

    That girl was a one time teenage drama queen
    A hot, tough everyday wannabee
    But she’ll have changed her destiny
    Now she’s a somebody
    That girl was a wild child dreamer but she’ll find herself
    ‘Cause she believes in nothin’ else
    And you’ll look back and you won’t believe
    That girl was me

    Armed with an attitude that she knows how to use
    She’s gonna get there any way she can
    Now she knows what she wants
    No one is gonna stop her
    Nothing’s ever gonna hold her back
    For all the doubters, non-believers the cynicle that once were dreamers
    One of these days you’ll know that you were wrong

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  30. faBBBBBBBuloussss | March 1, 2007 at 7:16 am

    i am seriously disturbed.

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  31. wtf | March 1, 2007 at 7:17 am

    Maybe she was rushing in to drop a deuce and didn’t make it in time.. in that third pic it looks like a full load

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  32. wtfiswrongwithppl | March 1, 2007 at 7:19 am

    HAHA Shes either going to play a stripper or she is about to release her XXX home video.

    Either way… She better plump up that ass first.

    She’s a whore who’s playing a whore. She hasn’t done anything involving acting since the parent trap. little (pancake ass) talentless cokewhore.

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  33. rockdust | March 1, 2007 at 7:23 am

    I was not gifted with a nice ass myself and hers looks *exactly* like mine would in those jeans…small & flat.

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  34. Tits_McGhee | March 1, 2007 at 7:25 am

    When one gets pounded in the ass as much as Lindsay does, I can imagine how one would develop a pankcake ass.

    Man, rehab really did wonders for her. I bet she shits diamonds or something.

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  35. Smackage | March 1, 2007 at 7:27 am

    those could be men’s jeans too….they’re rolled up a LOT at the bottom. it would also explain the lack of an ass.

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  36. wtf | March 1, 2007 at 7:28 am

    Lindsay Low Can needs to do some squats and lay off the booze

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  37. jrzmommy | March 1, 2007 at 7:29 am

    Upcoming movie role my ass……..she’s preparing for her second career.

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  38. schack | March 1, 2007 at 7:29 am

    well, she really doesn’t have much of an ass, which looks good in pin-ups, but bad everywhere else.

    but that’s the look these days: boobs on stick

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  39. 86 | March 1, 2007 at 7:30 am

    I love her jacket though.

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  40. wtf | March 1, 2007 at 7:32 am

    She was laughed off the stage at the Miss Applebottom contest put ironically won 1st place in the Miss Appletini contest

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  41. wtf | March 1, 2007 at 7:36 am

    Her pants are actually concealing a huge flappy mess…men just can’t satisfy her anymore. Next up: large metallic poles

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  42. fergernauster | March 1, 2007 at 8:13 am

    They’re MEN’s jeans, ok? Big flippin’ woop.

    Now, zip it, kidz.

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  43. jrzmommy | March 1, 2007 at 8:18 am

    42–sorry Dina.

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  44. D'oh Eyes | March 1, 2007 at 8:41 am

    Must suck to have a washboard butt.

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  45. Ted...From LA | March 1, 2007 at 9:25 am

    The last time I saw an ass like that I had a clogged sink.

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  46. RichPort | March 1, 2007 at 9:30 am

    Her firecrotch kept burning through her form fitting jeans. Unless those ARE form fitting jeans…

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  47. PrettyBaby | March 1, 2007 at 9:42 am

    She has white girl flat ass syndrome, it affects 95% of us (thank god I’m in the 5%). When she puts on weight, she’ll be a muffintop. Go to the MN state fair, you’ll see thousands of them.

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  48. jrzmommy | March 1, 2007 at 9:53 am

    I’ll tell you what Baby, I’ll go to the MN State Fair and eat so many Deep Fried Candy Bars on a Stick that I won’t have little butt no more!

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  49. Where's Waldo | March 1, 2007 at 10:01 am

    i’d still tap dat…no, fuck, i can’t believe i’m saying this but i actually wouldn’t tap dat, and the very thought of tapping it actually makes me feel a little sick. damn, how has she become so ugly and nasty that i’d even feel a little sick from the thought of hittin it. that’s pretty bad on her!

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  50. Adult Underoos | March 1, 2007 at 10:02 am

    i think she would look hot in a pair of diapers

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