Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Sheila Kelley’s S Factor studio in LA taking striptease and pole dancing lessons to prepare for an upcoming movie role. And to help get in the mood she apparently put on her mom’s jeans or something. I mean look at those things. It’s not like she has a spectacular ass, but those have to be the most unflattering pants I’ve ever seen. She’d probably look better wearing her grandma’s panties or an adult diaper.
i am going to resist the urge to say “FRIST.”
it’s about time mom jeans got some respect.
second HA!
shes just trying not to look like a stick shes not as skinny as she used a few months ago
besides shes got no ass to filled the pants! and her mom is good looking so… old but shes allright
Frist!
#5)She’s tricking you all the time…
Look at those shoes.
Did she find them at the bottom of dumpster at the Salvation Army?
What happened in the 80′s should have stayed in the 80′s.
She has to leave some room for all the herpes and crabs…..
agree with 7# mum’s jeans plus grandma’s shoes plus horrid freakles all over her face = total disaster
Don’t make fun of her jeans. They’re “guy” jeans. I wear them, too. Very comfortable and slouchy. Fuck those tight, mall-rat “hipster” jeans.
But the shoes… Sweet Mammy Brown. #7 above summarized it perfectly.
Let’s just cut all these pics off @ the ankle so as to dismiss those unfortunate “shoes” (do I read “Wrangler” on them?) & discuss from that point upwards.
I like her scarf. I’d wear that. And I covet the leather jacket, too. Wow. Hard to believe, but she’s actually improving.
I’d nix the gold-rimmed $2 Erik Estrada shades, however.
HaHa #7 “What happened in the 80′s should have stayed in the 80′s.”
Didn’t LL “happen” in the 80′s?
Can you say “Retroactive Abortion”?
This broad drives me nuts because I can never decide whether or not I’d fuck her. Sometimes I think, “Yeah. Hell yeah, I’d hit that.” Then, I see a picture like this one and I think, “My God, I wouldn’t violate her balloon knot if she put me on salary!”
Quit insulting the 80′s!! Those fugly jeans were NEVER in style. When I was hanging out in 87 with my big perm and new Cyndi Lauper cassette, I rolled up my jeans, sure… but the pockets didn’t go halfway down my thighs and sag in the ass like droopy drawers.
I have never seen a butt-crack get that hungry for denim. She’s sucked up the whole left pocket.
Personal Assistant: Where’s your keys, LL?
LL: I put them in my back pocket.
PA: Umm, you don’t have a back pocket, anymore.
LL: *burp*, Let’s skip lunch. Suddenly, I’m not so hungry.
Lohan = trainwreck, ongoing.
Its like when you see a car swerve out of its lane onto the sidewalk and smear a couple of old ladies against a bus bench. You’re watching the whole thing and you just can’t look away. I do have one last comment.
Ick.
Her ass looks like two pigs wrapped up in a blanket fighting. Hopefully she will crack soon just like Anna Nicole……….
I thought that was her at the Thom McCann!!
When did she become a Talbot’s spokesmodel?
#16, allow me to elaborate…”…like two pigs wrapped up in a blanket fighting for a Milkdud.”
I think the SuperFish is reaching with this one. He can do better.
I’m hearing 80s, but I am thinking 90s. The rest of the ensemble is all wrong, but those jeans say “my mom washed my flannel shirt, and when I woke up my brother had borrowed my cherry Docs. This is the worst day ever, and I hate myself and want to die.”
doesn’t anyone think it’s ridiculous that she’s PLAYNG A STRIPPER?
she has very limited acting talent, and she has to train to learn how to strip. why don’t they just HIRE A STRIPPER who acts as well as blowhen? i’m sure there are hundreds.
those jeans are 2000 and 1990′s retro. which means they are 80s. but in 5, 3, 1 years they’ll be retro again.
YOU figure it out.
Oh, Lindsay..I’m positive this role will be the one that gets you an Oscar.
Maybe it’s just me, but I believe this “lessons” thing is just a facade. No way she needs pole dancing lessons with all those late nights at clubs she has — I’m pretty sure she’s already lap danced her way to a big five dollars.
1. the jeans are are too big
2. the jeans are too ugly
3. she doesn’t know how to dress herself
4. the black hair is starting to look like shit
5. what the hell happened to her?
Blah. Horrible. But at least she doesn’t have the fucking hip-hugger jeans fucking muffin top going on, like 90% of the dumb bitches I see on the street.
She was actually bringing the pole with her in her pants
Imagine my dismay when I wake up and find this picture of my plumber on this site. I think he looks good. In his business a flush beats a fullhouse.
That girl was a one time teenage drama queen
A hot, tough everyday wannabee
But she’ll have changed her destiny
Now she’s a somebody
That girl was a wild child dreamer but she’ll find herself
‘Cause she believes in nothin’ else
And you’ll look back and you won’t believe
That girl was me
Armed with an attitude that she knows how to use
She’s gonna get there any way she can
Now she knows what she wants
No one is gonna stop her
Nothing’s ever gonna hold her back
For all the doubters, non-believers the cynicle that once were dreamers
One of these days you’ll know that you were wrong
i am seriously disturbed.
Maybe she was rushing in to drop a deuce and didn’t make it in time.. in that third pic it looks like a full load
HAHA Shes either going to play a stripper or she is about to release her XXX home video.
Either way… She better plump up that ass first.
She’s a whore who’s playing a whore. She hasn’t done anything involving acting since the parent trap. little (pancake ass) talentless cokewhore.
I was not gifted with a nice ass myself and hers looks *exactly* like mine would in those jeans…small & flat.
When one gets pounded in the ass as much as Lindsay does, I can imagine how one would develop a pankcake ass.
Man, rehab really did wonders for her. I bet she shits diamonds or something.
those could be men’s jeans too….they’re rolled up a LOT at the bottom. it would also explain the lack of an ass.
Lindsay Low Can needs to do some squats and lay off the booze
Upcoming movie role my ass……..she’s preparing for her second career.
well, she really doesn’t have much of an ass, which looks good in pin-ups, but bad everywhere else.
but that’s the look these days: boobs on stick
I love her jacket though.
She was laughed off the stage at the Miss Applebottom contest put ironically won 1st place in the Miss Appletini contest
Her pants are actually concealing a huge flappy mess…men just can’t satisfy her anymore. Next up: large metallic poles
They’re MEN’s jeans, ok? Big flippin’ woop.
Now, zip it, kidz.
42–sorry Dina.
Must suck to have a washboard butt.
The last time I saw an ass like that I had a clogged sink.
Her firecrotch kept burning through her form fitting jeans. Unless those ARE form fitting jeans…
She has white girl flat ass syndrome, it affects 95% of us (thank god I’m in the 5%). When she puts on weight, she’ll be a muffintop. Go to the MN state fair, you’ll see thousands of them.
I’ll tell you what Baby, I’ll go to the MN State Fair and eat so many Deep Fried Candy Bars on a Stick that I won’t have little butt no more!
i’d still tap dat…no, fuck, i can’t believe i’m saying this but i actually wouldn’t tap dat, and the very thought of tapping it actually makes me feel a little sick. damn, how has she become so ugly and nasty that i’d even feel a little sick from the thought of hittin it. that’s pretty bad on her!
i think she would look hot in a pair of diapers