Lindsay Lohan has turned down a $700,000 offer to do an eight-page spread for Playboy. She doesn’t want to do the whole nude thing again because, clearly, she’s a terrorist. Someone had to say it. Page Six reports:
“If there’s nudity, then the answer’s no . . . She’s not going down the [New York] magazine road again,” Lohan’s rep told Playboy’s creative consultant, Hal Lifson, referring to Lindsay’s naked Marilyn Monroe tribute last winter. Lifson said he hoped to have Lohan do a tribute to ’60s sex kitten Ann-Margret and her film “Kitten With a Whip.”
I guess Lindsay is content with her freckle-laded Marilyn Monroe shoot and doesn’t want to look, I dunno, awesome and airbrushed. Why do you hate erections so much, Lindsay Lohan?! Oh, right, you’re a “lesbian” now. Ha ha ha! But, seriously, why do you hate them?
someguy | September 5, 2008 at 11:17 am
First. Maybe.
Her boobies look decent, though.
rough daddy | September 5, 2008 at 11:18 am
who cares,,,we’ve all seen your meat curtains lindsay, thats more youll see in playboy!!
CANTELOPE | September 5, 2008 at 11:23 am
its sad news to hear…. :( but i think a wise choice for lindsay’s well being.
Itchy | September 5, 2008 at 11:24 am
Srew Magazine should offer her 1 mill to show some pink.
Hankster | September 5, 2008 at 11:25 am
Why can all women have cans like hers?
havoc | September 5, 2008 at 11:29 am
I would probably buy it if and only if we could see the beef curtains and her chocolate starfish. Possibly a taint measurement too.
I’m even thinking extreme insertions or something along those lines….
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sixpack | September 5, 2008 at 11:33 am
She should star in a Rocco Siffredi film. THAT would be awesome.
BOOBIE HOWSER MD | September 5, 2008 at 11:34 am
Those cans are like the energizer bunny. They keep growing…and growing…and growing…..
Jim | September 5, 2008 at 11:37 am
She needs to do Hustler. That’s about her level, and she’d have to show the only part we haven’t seen yet (the freckled browneye). I’m sure all the closeted gays who hang out at this site to call girls “fat” would be excited about that.
p911gt10c | September 5, 2008 at 11:39 am
Who woulda thought that she’d do US a favor for once.
Oh, and #1, you’re a loser.
Yessir! | September 5, 2008 at 11:41 am
I nominate her breasts for Vice President.
Sarah Palin | September 5, 2008 at 11:46 am
She appears to be a DP kind of girl.
oscar | September 5, 2008 at 11:47 am
damn.. $700,000 isnt enough?! hold on.. *opens wallet.. i got another $5.04. anyone else want to chip in? we could raise $100.00 in weeks i bet!
billy | September 5, 2008 at 11:47 am
i nominate her president of my bed
noneyobeezwax | September 5, 2008 at 11:52 am
#7 hey, is that the director of the snuff film in 8mm? if not, it should be and you’re right, she should do it.
Sam | September 5, 2008 at 12:02 pm
$700,000 to get naked, fuck that at most she is worth $25 and a cheese burger.
James | September 5, 2008 at 12:05 pm
“Kitten with a Whip” was a hilarious movie, when watched through the lens of MST3K.
tanya | September 5, 2008 at 12:06 pm
She’s fading fast. She should do it before she becomes a dried up old fire crotch.
Nikky Raney | September 5, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Aw, that is actually really great to hear. Looks like she still has some morals left after all.
Uh-huh, | September 5, 2008 at 12:10 pm
I nominate her for Secretary of Nakedness
FRIST!!! | September 5, 2008 at 12:16 pm
I doubt this is a moral decision. She is probably just hiding love handles or cellulite or something..
jack | September 5, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Number 10 is SOOOOO Sportsdvl…
gerard Vandenberg | September 5, 2008 at 12:52 pm
We’ve been waiting for this “SIGNAL” for some time now:
…………..SHE DEFINITELY LOST FOLKS, halleluja!!
ethan | September 5, 2008 at 1:17 pm
two lines and I’d bang her all night. no breakfast though. nothin more to say.
Philio | September 5, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Hef must be as dumb as he appears, $700K to her? Why would anyone want to see those freckled up sagging jugs anyway? She needs to get a spray tan, cover up those million freckles and then move to another planet.
grobpilot | September 5, 2008 at 1:21 pm
What is it with the tits on this bitch? One day they’re big, the next day, they’re small. I think she has an air bottle and Schrader valve stuck up her ass to adjust to the desired dimensions for a particular day or photo op
boboboob | September 5, 2008 at 1:27 pm
She’s a dumbass. She thinks she’s gonna be beautiful forever. By the time she does do nudes, her boobs will be sagging to her knees and people will rather watch goatse.cx than see her naked (Brigitte Bardot anyone?)
Rant | September 5, 2008 at 1:33 pm
That’s strange she won’t take 700 large to pose for Playboy. At party the other night she posed nude for me for the change in my pocket, $4.37, and half a pack of Juicy Fruit.
NY Ted | September 5, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Where is Larry Flynt when you need him…C’om on Larry…pull out the wallet double the offer and give her a cool 1.5M to do a full page spread! And I mean SPREAD…I wanna see if she had freckles on the inside of her cunt!
observant.as.hell | September 5, 2008 at 2:15 pm
She doesn’t need the money cuz her movies are doing so well…
jaime | September 5, 2008 at 3:00 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
please, lindsay!
please!
do it!
pretty please?
dave | September 5, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Ah, shit.
Not very good pics.
jaime | September 5, 2008 at 3:04 pm
this is absolutely terrible news! i just can’t get over it
haroof | September 5, 2008 at 3:04 pm
jesus h.
i would go to town on those boobies.
Randal | September 5, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Good for you Lindsay!
You’re worth more than $700,000 anyhow.
Randal
Stuff | September 5, 2008 at 3:22 pm
http://www.celebtv.com/celebrity_gossip/photo_lindsay_lohan_and_samantha_ronson_liplock
Nipples and Dicks | September 5, 2008 at 3:26 pm
What a terribly botched boob job.
Randal gas a bulging neck and sticky lips with wet spot on butt | September 5, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Why do you say that Randal? She is a rotten cunt you know. Do you worship Hollyskank people as though they are gifts from God? How do you feel about scientists and engineers and doctors?
lloyd johnson | September 5, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Lilo used to make my pants tight. Now I really don’t want to see her naked. If I did, I know I could get any crackhead naked for $5 and get a BJ with it too!
obama cultists | September 5, 2008 at 4:47 pm
I’d put some snowcaps on her peaks
JPRichardson | September 5, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Lindsay has an ugly body, no waist, no ass, saggy fake boobs… Don’t you remember the MM-esque pictorial???? She is ugly as hell. *shivers*
I like her legs though.
herbiefrog | September 5, 2008 at 6:17 pm
cold atsmosphere [?] at the moment
in it ti win it ?
[no it was in it together... ]
[ok… not quite over? does that help?
remembers: rest : ))
continue to rest?
for now?
METHODZ | September 5, 2008 at 6:27 pm
She should do it… She is already a PIG!!!!!!
ToTellTheTruth | September 5, 2008 at 11:09 pm
And just who in the fuck would want to see this nasty spotted up bitch naked…AGAIN…anyways??? Those Marilyn Monroe pics she took were fucking awful!! She didn’t even look anything like Marilyn!! Her movies STINK, and word on the street is that her twat stinks even WORSE.(just ask Samantha Ronsin).
James | September 6, 2008 at 12:14 am
I would love to see Lindsay in Playboy. Please do it Lindsay.
MBA Nixon | September 6, 2008 at 12:58 am
That’s about $650,000 too much.
someguy | September 6, 2008 at 1:42 am
#10-Lighten the fuck up an go on out to Wal-Mart and buy a sense of humor. Or perhaps a sarcasm detector. Jackass.
dude | September 6, 2008 at 3:51 am
Damn, she could have put this whole “firecrotch” controversy to rest once and for all.
Well, that’s assuming she’s not one of those bald pussy bitches. God I hate those bitches. Show off your red bush! Be proud of it!
meborg | September 6, 2008 at 3:56 am
The real sad thing is she doesn’t realize it’s almost over
K-Dawg | September 6, 2008 at 6:48 am
Dat rack is rockin’! Dem tittays are fooooooooine biatches! Word to yo mutha.