Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson open joint account

January 21st, 2009 // 67 Comments

A newly reunited Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have taken the next step in their relationship by opening a joint bank account together. After that, they’re technically obligated to join the LPGA or get artificially inseminated. Them’s the rules. Britain’s Daily Express reports:

Ronson, who is said to earn as much as $23,460 (GBP17,000) for a disc-spinning performance, has always been fiercely keen to keep her financial independence – and constantly splashes the cash on her actress girlfriend.
The insider adds, “Sam’s very generous to Lindsay. She pays for everything when they go away together and Lindsay wants to show her gratitude by doing this. Sam is completely disinterested in shopping and things, whereas Lindsay loves to spend and always says she wants to be as rich as possible. Having a joint account with Sam is a huge step for her.”

Opening a joint account is like placing landmines in your relationship. No, seriously, I opened one with an ex once. I’ll tell you all about it as soon as I’m done watching my 102″ flatscreen in my diamond bathtub. God, do I miss her/need a smoothie maker.

Photos: Splash News

  1. Sherry

    She’s a little girl lost.Don’t be so mean to her.I feel so sorry for both of them.She wears this plastic smile,she shops to try to find some real happiness.What an empty life to have everything and nothing at all.
    God bless you child.

  2. robert

    Wow, this is the first set of pix in recent memory where they look good together. Sam is much prettier when she is smiling and wearing niceish clothes.

  3. Lindsay looks gaunt and unhealthy. These two vampires both look unhealthy.

  4. Em

    Sam Ronson bears a striking resemblance to Alfalfa from Our Gang.

  5. ewww

    ronson is absolutely hideous. stop posting pictures of her/him. it.

  6. holysaggsworthcaptain

    holy FUCK her tits look like a monkey was holding onto them for the last 8 years. What the FUCK. I never really liked her that much, but holy pin head anorexic saggy boob watson.

  7. kepe

    honestly, samantha ronson is extremely ugly…sorry

  8. Narcissist

    “Ronson, who is said to earn as much as $23,460 (GBP17,000) for a disc-spinning performance…”

    I figured she had to rent storage space and pay people to listen.

    Lindsay looks about 35% as creepy here as Angelina Jolie does in candid photos.

  9. Lea

    hate the dress , hate the pink lipstick , cute boots though

  10. JPRichardson

    That thing standing by the side of LiLo looks like something escaped from a mental institution.

  11. heyho!letsgo!

    shes getting dangerously skinny again

  12. bi bi birdi

    I’m actually crushing on Sam. I really dig her, except for the smoking.

  13. Stu Edge

    (Help) Sam & Lindsay

  14. bill

    fuck yall

  15. Gailene

    Why don’t people just leave them alone. Let Lindsay & Samantha find their own comfort zone. If they are truly in love be happy for them if they are not let them find their own way out. I guess if your a star you have to expect this kind of conterversy so girls stay out of the limelight and if true love prevails all the best to you both.

  16. I always think that if she can find happiness in a person, more power to her. Samantha seems to have had an influence wing Mello her.It not look like someone wiped their ass as a whole, you face.Pull train wreck it douche bag!

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