Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson still wearing bikinis

October 1st, 2008 // 103 Comments

Here are a buttload of pics from the second day of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s Mexican getaway. Am I crazy or does Sam have some wicked five o’clock shadow going on in that first pic? I mean, wow, I don’t like to shave either on vacation, but then again, the paparazzi don’t disguise themselves as dolphins and take my picture. Sure, everybody’s looking at Lindsay’s jugs, but it never hurts to take a little pride in your appearance. (Read: Please hide behind a sand dune.)

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  1. Fumus

    What the fuck!?!? The fish is dead. He’s really unfunny now.

  2. SATAN

    everybody nose SATAN loves the FIRECROTCHes of this world.
    i’d hose her down with my jizz til she was drowning in it

  3. LINT

    LINDSAY ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD EVEN THOUGH SHE’S A DUMB BITCH MEDIA WHORE. SAMANTHA ON THE OTHER HAND IS HIDEOUS! YUCK!! SHE LOOKS LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD BOY…eWWWEEEeccckkkkkkkKKKKK!!! SHE IS NASTY! LINDSAY JUST GIVE UP YOU ARE A NOBODY AND YOU NEED TO STAY OUT OF POLITICS TO CAUSE NO ONE GIVES A RATS ASS WHAT YOUR SORRY ASS THINKS. CAN’T YOU TELL I HATE YOU LOL!!!!!

  4. And I still post circles around you Douchie.

  5. I hope I never have to see Sam in a bathing suit again. She’s too much of a boy to pull that one off. Gross.

  6. simplicity

    Still not convinced this is anything more than friendship.
    Like another poster said..
    Why do we never see them kiss?
    If you’re a lesbian you kiss

    girls hold hands with girl friends.. girls go on vacation with girl friends… girls go to clubs, etc

    Nothing I see between these two makes me believe it’s anything more than something the paps made up and these two are laughing about.

  7. simplicity

    And I agree
    Whomever posted this one, isn’t funny.

    Where’d the original fish go?

  8. simplicity

    And I agree
    Whomever posted this one, isn’t funny.

    Where’d the original fish go?

  9. The Wedge

    That is not the smell of fish…

  10. sharpeidude

    Just title this story; “Hillbilly Trailer-Trash Girls On Holiday” or “White Puta’s Excellent Adventure!”

  11. #54 oh you have post circles around me? what is he rambling about?

  12. me

    you poor little boys, all you can do is compare real females to your airbrushed plastic porn stars and video game & comic book characters.

    Real women come in a variety of shapes, sizes, heights, etc.
    Most have a flaw or two as do the majority of you.

    These girls look better than the average American.

  13. Jackson'shole

    Sam has tits? Who knew?

  14. Sandi

    eww – both of them are gross – too skinny.

    Oh yea and I like men.

  15. Joe C

    Lindsey’s funbags are heading a bit farther South than Mexico. She’ll be tucking those things in her pants by the time she hits 30. If anything, she should stay the hell out of the sun lest she turn into one big freckle.

  16. monkeyfightclub

    Ronson wearing a bikini should be NSFW for the love of God.

  17. Fuck You

    Who’s the teenage boy standing beside teh Lohan, and why is he wearing a white bikini?

  18. drewski2u

    Gawd. Pop an alien head on Sam and you’ve got a close encounter with the TURD kind………

  19. Cliff-Greene

    It’s not like I’m attracted to that praying mantis, but that “five-o-clock” shadow is the shadow from the arm of her sunglasses, dicklick.

  20. twzzlrgirl

    Pic #13: they don’t have any cock to suck, so they settle for popsicles.

  21. twzzlrgirl

    tee-hee. i know…cocksicle :)

  22. el ces

    Sam looks a bit like Nicole Hilton in that 1st pic.

    I like Lindsay’s expression in the last pic.

    They look like they’re having fun. That’s a beautiful smile in #7. Lindsay hasn’t flashed that one since Parent Trap. Its good to see she still has some childishness innocence.

  23. You stupid goyim

    You stupid idiotic mindless white goyim, get off of this forum, shove your heads back up your asses, and get back in front of your talmud-vision sets where you belong.

    Your only real purpose in life is to worship Jews, as it says in the Noahide laws. We own you, you stupid goyim. Only Jews are human; the goyim are mere cattle.

    One other thing; you’re just a bunch of stupid goyim, you know that don’t you?

  24. Freddo

    Dear Audrina Partridge,

    Please have a look at Lindsay. This is what tits should look like. You failed.

  25. Queen Xena

    Ricardo – October 1, 2008 2:13 PM
    Oh Look Lindsay Lohan is dating Mr. Burns . Who Knew!!!

    That’s funny!

  26. bryce

    so do they just…. scissor or something?

  27. Ted from LA

    No, Sam likes to titty-fuck her.

  28. Douchie, your posts are full of typos, logical non sequiturs and general asshattery. Despite my penchant for huffing chemicals, smoking rocks, chasing the dragon and firing up speedballs, my grammar skills own yours.

  29. Jim

    Actually I find the McCain-Palin to be a much more disturbing couple. One is a demented old man, and the other is a beauty queen airhead. Neither has the slightest ability to lead the country.

  30. hitler

    If Lindsay is gonna eat clam, why not hot clam???
    That thing is hideous.

  31. In Rem

    Gah! Just stop already.

  32. can you stop posting these stuff its soooo disgusting and look at that Samantha chick is she a transvestite ????

    GROSS !!!

    XOXO

  33. RoflcerOfTheLawl

    Ronson looks like some kind of unhappy robot.

  34. James

    They look cute together. And Lindsay’s boobs look wonderful. Sorry, I just had to add that. I’m a guy.

  35. Boobs or no Boobs LL is with a She-Man so No Use !!

    XOXO

  36. Jacq

    seriously?!?! No phallic references to the freakin’ popsicles!?!? WTF

    Enjoy ladies – jams out with your clams out!!

  37. #62. You’ve as big as a house, admit it, Frankendyke.

  38. ………….I PREFER NOT, folks!!
    (TRICK & CHEAT)

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  40. joho777

    I haven’t seen a walk like that since “Jurassic Park.”

  41. KDIZZLL

    I CAN SEE WHY THEY’RE LESBOS, I DON’T THINK ANY MAN WOULD TOUCH EITHER ONE. LINDSEY LOOKS LIKE AN OLD BAR WHORE AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO COMMENT ON THAT OTHER THING. 89.GET A LIFE!!

  42. KDIZZLL

    I CAN SEE WHY THEY’RE LESBOS, I DON’T THINK ANY MAN WOULD TOUCH EITHER ONE. LINDSEY LOOKS LIKE AN OLD BAR WHORE AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO COMMENT ON THAT OTHER THING. 89.GET A LIFE!!

  43. KDIZZLL

    I CAN SEE WHY THEY’RE LESBOS, I DON’T THINK ANY MAN WOULD TOUCH EITHER ONE. LINDSEY LOOKS LIKE AN OLD BAR WHORE AND I DON’T EVEN NEED TO COMMENT ON THAT OTHER THING. 89.GET A LIFE!!

  44. Drunkman

    Why can’t she at least go for a hot chick? I’m an average dude and pull chicks far superior to Samantha Ronson. She should be banging (?) the lesbo equivalent of Jessica Alba.

  45. @72 I doesn’t look like Parent Trap material to me. With the shadows it looks like a Japanese horror or zombie movie where someones eyes are sunken and burned out.
    Sheesh. I thought this girl was going to rule the world or something (Lindsay, not Gollum).

  46. Bigo

    It’s the Hunchback of Notre Dame!

  47. sh

    large breast

  48. twzzlrgirl

    Helloooo, number 86….I said, “cocksicles.”

    That is a phallic reference if ever i’ve made one.

  49. Dave Allen

    How the heck does Sam hide her dick like that? That’s a heck of a fold and tape.

  50. Ivan

    don’t feel that she is gal, plz insert some better pics

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