Lindsay Lohan quietly turned 21 yesterday and spent the day at a beach house wearing a bikini and giant blue plastic shoes. Her mom and sister were there, along with friends Samantha Ronson, DJ AM, and Evan Ross. She left the party around 2:15 AM and went back to Promises where she’s set to finish off her rehab. Allegedly no drugs or alcohol were served, but how else do you explain what she’s wearing? Does she really want us to think she put that stuff on sober? I’d rather admit to making out with my sister than to have picked out those shoes. And I’m not a plastic surgeon, but I’m pretty sure somebody has secretly replaced her butt with a pancake.
Photos: Splash
lampris077 | July 3, 2007 at 11:34 am
firstttttt!!
teeteetdot | July 3, 2007 at 11:35 am
second!!!!!
Ooba Gooba | July 3, 2007 at 11:36 am
I seriously want to slap the shit out of her mother. She is one sickening woman.
VeryLiberating.com | July 3, 2007 at 11:37 am
I’m sure a lot of guys out there would like their parts implanted in her butt.
Liberating?
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
snooky | July 3, 2007 at 11:39 am
Diggin on those Barbie shoes…Yikes…
whackjob | July 3, 2007 at 11:40 am
21…hooker shoes and hooker bruises. The words “turned out” come to mind. The tattoo on her back above her ass says, “you ain’t FRIST!”
Happy Bday youngun, good luck with the recovery.
mafme | July 3, 2007 at 11:41 am
I hate her because I want that lens :(
Frank | July 3, 2007 at 11:41 am
Nice glass.
Lousy ass.
Wanky | July 3, 2007 at 11:44 am
@4…why dont you go somewhere else, we dont care for ur advertisement of ur POS site
WhyIsSheFamousAgain? | July 3, 2007 at 11:46 am
She sucks at acting, so why is she constantly able to acquire work? BTW, is that her mother in that hideous LSD trip inspired dress? If it is, then there is more than a passing resemblance between her face and that bag hanging on her shoulder in pic #2.
gossipmonger | July 3, 2007 at 11:47 am
Maybe its just me but if I had a “friend” who was being paid by media outlets to make sure I could be photographed in the most humiliating scenarios (passed out drunk, etc), I am pretty certain that “friend” would not be invited to any gatherings I held…
hunkydory | July 3, 2007 at 11:48 am
its not so much butt implants that she needs but rather a simple butt lift. it looks really bad these days.
Doomhammer | July 3, 2007 at 11:49 am
The only real question regarding these photos is pills or coke? Im guessing pills. She seems kind of calm.
mafme | July 3, 2007 at 11:50 am
“She sucks at acting, so why is she constantly able to acquire work?”
Keanu Reeves
Jessica Alba
Ben Afleck… aflected…
etc
Spindoc | July 3, 2007 at 11:51 am
What kind of B.S. rehab lets somebody out to party until 2:15am??
Do prisons let people out for a few hours to Rob, Murder, and Rape as long as they are back in their rooms by 3am?!
ssdd | July 3, 2007 at 11:54 am
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…
What an unbelievable disgusting Train Wreck.
zoltan | July 3, 2007 at 11:57 am
I think she has a cute butt. You can see here http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/lindsay-lohan-bikini-birthday-candids-05-thumb.jpg that even her mother is just baaaaarely resisting the urge to give it a little squeeze.
Bad Credit Debt Consolidator Man | July 3, 2007 at 11:58 am
heavens to betsy! did not know they made butt implants,
cate | July 3, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Damn, those shoess!!!
Strippers and hookers wouldn’t be caught dead wearing those.
That being said, I unfortunately cannot make fun of her ass, because that’s pretty much how mine looks. I have the flattest, white girl ass ever.
Kamiki | July 3, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Shit her butt looks fine, those shoes are retarded WTF is with these shoes Kim Karadashians mom was wearing tranny shoes the other day and now these freaks of shoe nature. Those shoes should never have been born.
wedgeone | July 3, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Now here’s some REAL news to discuss:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19581585
O.J.’s book “If I Did It” is now owned by the Ron Goldman estate. They’re going to shop it around under a new title: Confessions of a Double Murderer.
HA-HA-HA!!!!
jakebarnes | July 3, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Hey nice D200 Lindsay. Why don’t you go take some pictures of 2005?
curious | July 3, 2007 at 12:05 pm
ok gossipmonger, i’ll bite. who we talkin ’bout?
gatorgirl | July 3, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Is her mom wearing one of those candy necklaces you buy at the 7-11?
DuchessofDork | July 3, 2007 at 12:06 pm
I agree. Worst actress I’ve ever seen in my life. I could care less about her flat ass if she actually had some f’ing talent.
krazihottkelli? | July 3, 2007 at 12:07 pm
little fatt?§§???
muzt be back on crack§??§?
thoze blue zhoez look zhitty
like her?§??§§??§
WhyIsSheFamousAgain? | July 3, 2007 at 12:07 pm
@14 – That list can get very long indeed. I just didn’t have time to list them all.
Todd | July 3, 2007 at 12:07 pm
You can take the hooker out of the streets, but you cant take the streets out of the hooker. The shoes proves this theory once again.
sourgrapes | July 3, 2007 at 12:10 pm
ya know, its not that she is awful or gross it’s just that how is she Maxim’s #1 hot anything??!!
she has the worst posture, her stomach is bloated, and her ass drops about 3 inches. again I wouldn’t say this if she were just any girl off any mall
Shinanigans | July 3, 2007 at 12:12 pm
notice she doesn’t move around in these pictures, that because physically she CANT! Those shoes are monsterous! I’d like to see her go for run in those!
wiinja | July 3, 2007 at 12:14 pm
hey fishface, no switching titles. bring back the butt implants!
wedgeone | July 3, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Oops – sorry JRZ. Didn’t know that you posted a different link to the same article in the Kate Moss thread.
Apologize for being a fucking repeating POS.
nagger please | July 3, 2007 at 12:21 pm
I get pissed off when I see her Mother. I just want to smack the bitch..
wiinja | July 3, 2007 at 12:23 pm
frankly, i’m surprised she’s looking in the correct end of the camera
Jimbo | July 3, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Think of it this way – you can get your cock much deeper in her ass
robin | July 3, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Lay off her. give her some time.
jrzmommy | July 3, 2007 at 12:32 pm
What was in the pinata?
Wedge–that’s totally alright…..the more people who get to laugh about that the better. I love that they own his image. I”d name that fucking thing How a Big Psychotic Fuck Got Away With Murder
celebroundup | July 3, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Why does the world still goes ga ga over Lindsay when there is new hotness like Hayden or Ashley Tisdale ?
I’d rather do the mom.
Jimbo ? | July 3, 2007 at 12:34 pm
@35 is your life that fucking boring that you have to troll me?
CC | July 3, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Okay, so perhaps her taste in shoes is a little–yeah, fine, MORE than a little– lacking, but I am personally really proud of her; I don’t even like her that much! Maybe this is just a publicity stunt; or maybe it has finally dawned on her that if she does any of that shit again she’ll get her ass thrown in jail and wind up having a few girlfriends. Who knows. All I know is that I am really proud of her. Drugs and alcohol are not easy to drop.
ts | July 3, 2007 at 12:36 pm
FIRST!!!!!=fucking dork.
So does Second!!! for that matter.
Nobody cares jackasses.
farty_mcshitface | July 3, 2007 at 12:36 pm
she looks horrible as usual. and her butt looks like the shit that comes out of it. goddamn maxim!- i mean seriously, what the fuck?!!! this broad is the hottest around? are you fuckers totally blind or just stuck on stupid?
she looks like she was not only beaten with the ugly stick but someone broke the thing on her goddamned face!!!
now THAT'S what i call trolling | July 3, 2007 at 12:36 pm
lmao.
CC | July 3, 2007 at 12:37 pm
P.S. #26, lay off. She had an eating disorder in the past. Don’t call her a fat ass, especially when she’s not.
Katie | July 3, 2007 at 12:37 pm
yes, the shoes are hideous!
but they are also by louis vuitton so apparently they’re a hot item for celebs. saw those in their store for over $600/pair.
kinda crazy anyone would spend that much on shoes that ridiculous!
Diana | July 3, 2007 at 12:41 pm
I saw those shoes in white. They are Louis Vuitton, cost around $800 (if I remember correctly) and probably cost around $5 to make.
Just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean it’s not trashy. Slut.
krazihottkelli? | July 3, 2007 at 12:44 pm
I hate O.J. worze than
anyone, I think?§??????
thiz fucker iz zo going
down???????????????????
I can’t believe that zome=
one hazn’t killed him!!????
if that fucker cut my daughterz
head off/I would cut both of hiz
headz off,literally???????????
THAT MUTHERFUCKER COCKZUCKER…
YEA, HE doez live in Florida..
he moved here,coz we have theze
funny lawz for homeownerz..
U get to keep your houze if U
file bankrupcy??????????
fucker???????
sourgrapes | July 3, 2007 at 12:49 pm
PainintheAZZkelli: SHUT THE FUCK UP. nobody wants to hear you ramble on incoherently!!
Shinanigans | July 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Jimbo’s troll is back! Welcome back loser
farty_mcshitface | July 3, 2007 at 12:53 pm
#41- right on. the fact some STILL play the game of lame is even more pathetic than ho-han.