In one of the most ridiculous accounts I’ve ever read, Lindsay Lohan’s ex-bodyguard, Lee Weaver, reveals he quit being Lohan’s bodyguard because she was too out of control. He tells the News of the World that Lohan:
ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off. SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge. SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she “didn’t belong on this planet”. ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.
I don’t doubt that Lindsay Lohan is out of control, but this is insane. And by insane I mean 100% totally true. Although he left out the time she got into a fist fight with a homeless person and then ate his brains raw.
Methinks Fifi doesn’t know what a bitch is. Men aren’t bitches…..unless they are in prison.
No, Richport, kissing you’re mom’s ass will take more than a week, maybe a month!LOL
This looks like the view from my peephole when I ordered up those two hookers last year in Chicago.
Dear Fifi,
1) Copy your post onto clipboard BEFORE posting.
2) Paste said posting in MS Word.
3) Use spelling and grammar check.
4) Paste back into the comment box.
5) ???
6) PROFIT!
153. Posted by BlohansDeviatedSeptum on June 12, 2007 4:11 PM
This looks like the view from my peephole when I ordered up those two on-call plumbers last year in Chicago.
Fixed, no charge.
she’s probably bipolar
Feefers still doesn’t know how to spell douche.
wtf?
hello dina
yes she’s very sweet
could be my daughter yeah yeah etc
but… it’s spelled
C L A S S
…and you were supposed to teach her some
so dont give us that look…
[pick some up on the way out]
…and we’ll see *you* later : ))
africa babes : )
I kind of believe it. Did anyone see the pics of an obvious wasted lyndsey holding a knife to vanessa manillos neck?
Linds? Nancy Spungeon called, she wants her schtick back.
Dear Lindsay
Hi!I beagan to read this web page since the name of Jesus was mentioned.
Please read this. ‘Seek the Lord Jesus Christ while He may be found’.You are running out of time. Your decision here on earth is going to determine your eternal destiny.
You could choose between Eternal life or Eternal death. Eternal life is living with God the Father in heaven and eternal death is living in a lake of fire where you are tormented forever ( remember your five senses are very active there)
Please read the Bible and seek the Lord Jesus Christ who is the only one who could help/save you. His word is sure as the rising of the sun.
GOD LOVES YOU LINDSAY LOHAN!
To all you readers, this message is for you too. Repent of your sins and turn to Jesus Christ who is the only one who could save you from eternal death.GOD loves the sinner but hates sin. GOD LOVES YOU ALL! HE is no respector of persons.
JESUS CHRIST IS COMING VERY SOON!
I know you’re all gonna think I am a sick bastard but I’d do them both and do drugs with’em although I haven’t done stuff like that in years. Some survive, many more die. The camera doesn’t just add 10 pounds it increases the intensity of the self-destruction. Her mom is obviously enabling her. Yummy!
Dear Lindsay,
Read “Diary of a Drug Fiend” by Aleister Crowley.
Truly,
Dionysion
Why is she still alive, someone should kill her or she should kill herself so the world can become a much better place.