Lindsay Lohan likes her teeth clean

She’s not picking her teeth, she’s eating a $100 coke booger.

Okay, that made me laugh.

THOSE SHORTS. lord.

She’s trying to replace that piece of broccoli with some black nailpolish.

Who wants to bet that #1 eats jrz boogers?

who wants to bet you’re a bull dyke.

The shame comes from the fact that she doesn’t have some PA cleaning her teeth for her.

Get a freakin’ manicure already! We know you have the cash, you stupid whore.

I think the craziest thing is what she’s wearing on her ring finger. Anyone else think it might be a rather huge canary diamond?

I.do.not.get.it.

The nailpolish, that is. The rest are simply side effects.

aww, her nails are chipped.

such a pretty girl…
shame she dresses like an aging barfly.

Is it just me, or does her skin look really blotchy in the 4th picture?

#5 – I’m the biggest, fuckin’ craziest lezzie you’ll ever come across.

I bet that sucks getting pubes stuck in your teeth, just ask jrzmommy, she blows goats……………

#12 – She looks like she Mystic Tanned the area around her vajay-jay and the backs of her calves.

I can almost see that bitch’s skin between her freckles. She looks like she’s covered in sand. Or cum. Whatever.

I won’t come across ya, don’t worry. not equipped.

It’s probably just pubic hair caught between her teeth. Those pubes are a bitch to get out.

In other news, Nicole Kidman has an intestinal parasite.

http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

not goats needledick.

I wonder which one of the garbage men is jrzdaddy?

#17 – I don’t like old stretched out vaginas anyway. So no, you’re not equipped.

The blotchiness is from her spray tan wearing off. It sticks to scaly patches longer….GROSS!

@16 Started picturing every freckle being a tiny drop of somebody’s cum. The big mole looking one on her hand must be an oil-laden one by Brandon Davis.

you’re used to people coming across you, aren’t you? silly skank.

Goat pubes are the worst, and their goaty chode stains? Don’t get me started!!!
I’m afraid Lindsay was too coked up to realize one usually goes to the ladies room and dispenses their lunch in the commode, not on the table. It’s bulimia etiquette. Bulimiquette.

Okay, she looks like a normal person here. And her clothes look new and not like they came out of a dumpster. She should try to dine out next time so she is not facing a huge plate glass window if she doesn’t want her picture taken while she is eating.

She’s demonstrating what it was like to blow Wilmer Valderamma.

Stupid media quit harassing her!!!

How else is a young, up and coming prostitute supposed to remove the spooge from between her teeth.

What would really be embarrassing is for everyone to see your granny-thong the entire time you are singing on stage. Or wiping your nose up and down your arm while getting your hair done at a cheap beauty salon.

sweetcheeks, youz a funny ho.

Everyone is missing the fact that she appears to be actually eating something!

what next, a picture of her picking her ass…that would be pretty hilarious

She’s just rubbing ointment on her mouth herps. Duh.

Just as Jrzmommy. She rubs ointment on his irritated asshole.

29

Or flashing your panties-less granny butt while at the Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Awards. Like Hohan did.

she should be embarrassed look at those nails…….yuck

31

So what, that doesn’t mean it’s staying in her stomach.

#33: on who’s asshole? That doesn’t even make sense you pathetic bitch. ARe you still in a snit from yesterday? Or did the batteries on your little toy-friend finally run out.

never thought I’d be grossed out by a shoe before but:
A) they are on her
B) they are ugly

*his* in reference to “jr”. As in your only identity is being some brat’s mother.

WHY, do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you?

How do celebrities become celebrities anyway – most of them don’t seem to have any common sense.

Then there is the group that are sexual predators.

Then there are those who just care about their art.

Yeah, right. And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

First this bitch is seen with my coke dealer and now she’s buying from the same Banana Republic stockboy that I switched too. She is singlehandedly raising the price of yayo for all the rest of us law abiding citizens. What a bitch.

She may actually keep that down. Her legs are looking a little meaty these days.

Eww, do you see how she’s got some chicken leg action going on. It’s sad how she lost the body she had on Mean Girls.

That was a body you could jack-off to.

sad

jrzmommy has a pizza-box ass and a pageboy haircut. And she drives a Tercel. And she smells like Nair and she wears sweatshirts every day, even in the Summer.
I bet her name is Carol or Joan.

#44 – I wish I could marry you, crazy fruit-salad head.

JRZ isn’t anyone’s name dipshit. You really aren’t very bright..or funny.
and 44–wrong on all counts. Sounds like you speak from experience, though. Pretty descriptive. A little too descriptive….Almost like you’re looking in a mirror and typing what you see.

i think “jrz” might mean “jersey” as new jersey…but I thought pizza was more abundant in New York…not New Jersey…but who am I to know? I’m just a silly Connecticut girl

and what the hell is YOUR identity? Nip pinky? Is that a nipple description? Are you a nine-fingered cousin fucker?

Damnnn frecklessssss!, there all over the place! and i thought they were all gone, silly me

Is there some reason why this cunt just picks on me? Is your name Becky and your husband screamed out my name to you the other night?