Lindsay Lohan likes her teeth clean

June 15th, 2006 // 199 Comments
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Comments (199)

  1. jrzmommy | June 15, 2006 at 11:34 am

    She’s not picking her teeth, she’s eating a $100 coke booger.

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  2. Yudonomi | June 15, 2006 at 11:35 am

    Okay, that made me laugh.

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  3. dosita | June 15, 2006 at 11:40 am

    THOSE SHORTS. lord.

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  4. Jacq | June 15, 2006 at 11:41 am

    She’s trying to replace that piece of broccoli with some black nailpolish.

    Who wants to bet that #1 eats jrz boogers?

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  5. jrzmommy | June 15, 2006 at 11:41 am

    who wants to bet you’re a bull dyke.

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  6. Octagon666 | June 15, 2006 at 11:42 am

    The shame comes from the fact that she doesn’t have some PA cleaning her teeth for her.

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  7. jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 11:42 am

    Get a freakin’ manicure already! We know you have the cash, you stupid whore.

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  8. liveoutside | June 15, 2006 at 11:43 am

    I think the craziest thing is what she’s wearing on her ring finger. Anyone else think it might be a rather huge canary diamond?

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  9. m.o | June 15, 2006 at 11:43 am

    I.do.not.get.it.

    The nailpolish, that is. The rest are simply side effects.

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  10. ganzinblau | June 15, 2006 at 11:44 am

    aww, her nails are chipped.

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  11. snark | June 15, 2006 at 11:44 am

    such a pretty girl…
    shame she dresses like an aging barfly.

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  12. jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 11:44 am

    Is it just me, or does her skin look really blotchy in the 4th picture?

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  13. Jacq | June 15, 2006 at 11:44 am

    #5 – I’m the biggest, fuckin’ craziest lezzie you’ll ever come across.

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  14. Italian Stallion | June 15, 2006 at 11:45 am

    I bet that sucks getting pubes stuck in your teeth, just ask jrzmommy, she blows goats……………

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  15. Jacq | June 15, 2006 at 11:46 am

    #12 – She looks like she Mystic Tanned the area around her vajay-jay and the backs of her calves.

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  16. PapaHotNuts | June 15, 2006 at 11:46 am

    I can almost see that bitch’s skin between her freckles. She looks like she’s covered in sand. Or cum. Whatever.

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  17. jrzmommy | June 15, 2006 at 11:46 am

    I won’t come across ya, don’t worry. not equipped.

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  18. sweetcheeks | June 15, 2006 at 11:47 am

    It’s probably just pubic hair caught between her teeth. Those pubes are a bitch to get out.

    In other news, Nicole Kidman has an intestinal parasite.

    http://www.spankcheeks.blogspot.com/

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  19. jrzmommy | June 15, 2006 at 11:47 am

    not goats needledick.

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  20. PapaHotNuts | June 15, 2006 at 11:48 am

    I wonder which one of the garbage men is jrzdaddy?

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  21. Jacq | June 15, 2006 at 11:49 am

    #17 – I don’t like old stretched out vaginas anyway. So no, you’re not equipped.

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  22. Angel_Baby | June 15, 2006 at 11:49 am

    The blotchiness is from her spray tan wearing off. It sticks to scaly patches longer….GROSS!

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  23. m.o | June 15, 2006 at 11:50 am

    @16 Started picturing every freckle being a tiny drop of somebody’s cum. The big mole looking one on her hand must be an oil-laden one by Brandon Davis.

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  24. jrzmommy | June 15, 2006 at 11:50 am

    you’re used to people coming across you, aren’t you? silly skank.

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  25. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 15, 2006 at 11:52 am

    Goat pubes are the worst, and their goaty chode stains? Don’t get me started!!!
    I’m afraid Lindsay was too coked up to realize one usually goes to the ladies room and dispenses their lunch in the commode, not on the table. It’s bulimia etiquette. Bulimiquette.

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  26. spanglish | June 15, 2006 at 11:55 am

    Okay, she looks like a normal person here. And her clothes look new and not like they came out of a dumpster. She should try to dine out next time so she is not facing a huge plate glass window if she doesn’t want her picture taken while she is eating.

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  27. UNWASHEDMASSES | June 15, 2006 at 11:56 am

    She’s demonstrating what it was like to blow Wilmer Valderamma.

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  28. BarbadoSlim | June 15, 2006 at 11:56 am

    Stupid media quit harassing her!!!

    How else is a young, up and coming prostitute supposed to remove the spooge from between her teeth.

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  29. spanglish | June 15, 2006 at 11:57 am

    What would really be embarrassing is for everyone to see your granny-thong the entire time you are singing on stage. Or wiping your nose up and down your arm while getting your hair done at a cheap beauty salon.

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  30. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 15, 2006 at 11:59 am

    sweetcheeks, youz a funny ho.

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  31. CoJo | June 15, 2006 at 12:00 pm

    Everyone is missing the fact that she appears to be actually eating something!

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  32. bigponie | June 15, 2006 at 12:01 pm

    what next, a picture of her picking her ass…that would be pretty hilarious

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  33. pinky_nip | June 15, 2006 at 12:02 pm

    She’s just rubbing ointment on her mouth herps. Duh.

    Just as Jrzmommy. She rubs ointment on his irritated asshole.

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  34. jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 12:02 pm

    29

    Or flashing your panties-less granny butt while at the Nickelodeon’s Kid’s Choice Awards. Like Hohan did.

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  35. nothinbettertodo | June 15, 2006 at 12:02 pm

    she should be embarrassed look at those nails…….yuck

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  36. jane's eyre | June 15, 2006 at 12:03 pm

    31

    So what, that doesn’t mean it’s staying in her stomach.

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  37. jrzmommy | June 15, 2006 at 12:04 pm

    #33: on who’s asshole? That doesn’t even make sense you pathetic bitch. ARe you still in a snit from yesterday? Or did the batteries on your little toy-friend finally run out.

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  38. superstar26 | June 15, 2006 at 12:06 pm

    never thought I’d be grossed out by a shoe before but:
    A) they are on her
    B) they are ugly

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  39. pinky_nip | June 15, 2006 at 12:08 pm

    *his* in reference to “jr”. As in your only identity is being some brat’s mother.

    WHY, do I have to explain EVERYTHING to you?

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  40. spanglish | June 15, 2006 at 12:08 pm

    How do celebrities become celebrities anyway – most of them don’t seem to have any common sense.

    Then there is the group that are sexual predators.

    Then there are those who just care about their art.

    Yeah, right. And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

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  41. RichPort | June 15, 2006 at 12:09 pm

    First this bitch is seen with my coke dealer and now she’s buying from the same Banana Republic stockboy that I switched too. She is singlehandedly raising the price of yayo for all the rest of us law abiding citizens. What a bitch.

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  42. spanglish | June 15, 2006 at 12:10 pm

    She may actually keep that down. Her legs are looking a little meaty these days.

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  43. BarbadoSlim | June 15, 2006 at 12:11 pm

    Eww, do you see how she’s got some chicken leg action going on. It’s sad how she lost the body she had on Mean Girls.

    That was a body you could jack-off to.

    sad

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  44. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 15, 2006 at 12:11 pm

    jrzmommy has a pizza-box ass and a pageboy haircut. And she drives a Tercel. And she smells like Nair and she wears sweatshirts every day, even in the Summer.
    I bet her name is Carol or Joan.

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  45. Jacq | June 15, 2006 at 12:15 pm

    #44 – I wish I could marry you, crazy fruit-salad head.

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  46. jrzmommy | June 15, 2006 at 12:17 pm

    JRZ isn’t anyone’s name dipshit. You really aren’t very bright..or funny.
    and 44–wrong on all counts. Sounds like you speak from experience, though. Pretty descriptive. A little too descriptive….Almost like you’re looking in a mirror and typing what you see.

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  47. lightandsweet | June 15, 2006 at 12:19 pm

    i think “jrz” might mean “jersey” as new jersey…but I thought pizza was more abundant in New York…not New Jersey…but who am I to know? I’m just a silly Connecticut girl

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  48. jrzmommy | June 15, 2006 at 12:21 pm

    and what the hell is YOUR identity? Nip pinky? Is that a nipple description? Are you a nine-fingered cousin fucker?

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  49. In your face | June 15, 2006 at 12:21 pm

    Damnnn frecklessssss!, there all over the place! and i thought they were all gone, silly me

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  50. pinky_nip | June 15, 2006 at 12:22 pm

    Is there some reason why this cunt just picks on me? Is your name Becky and your husband screamed out my name to you the other night?

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