Lindsay Lohan was ordered to court today for failing to satisfy the requirements of her probation from her 2007 DUI arrest. TMZ reports:
As we first reported, the Right On Programs — which Lindsay was ordered to attend as part of her DUI probation — notified the judge that Lindsay was not satisfying the requirements of the program. Now we have details.
Sources tell TMZ Lindsay had gotten a leave of absence from the course a while back so she could leave the state and work. Time passed and Lindsay never got back in touch with the program so officials there contacted the judge.
Is anyone really surprised that Lindsay is fucking up her probation? Of course she bailed on her alcohol education courses. She probably showed up the first day all excited then dove out the window when she realized there’s not actually booze in the room to educate her mouth. What’s even more retarded is these people seriously believed Lindsay was working when she stopped showing up. I could understand if she said she was busy wrestling the Loch Ness Monster or traveling through time in a DeLorean. But working? C’mon. Not even Britney Spears would fall for that one, and yesterday I watched her gnaw on a fire hydrant convinced it was candy.
Max Planck | October 16, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Smokers suck.
victory | October 16, 2009 at 12:48 pm
dem some FAT fingers.
arealcad | October 16, 2009 at 1:09 pm
She can smoke my pole instead of that cancer stick.
Richard McBeef | October 16, 2009 at 1:13 pm
skankin
Katie G | October 16, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Throw her ass in jail for violating her probation. That would happen to anyone. Might actually do her some good since she obviously can’t take care of herself on her own terms.
AmberDextrose | October 16, 2009 at 1:31 pm
If only her acting was as mesmerising as her fucked-up life, she’d be stupendously rich.
sanchez | October 16, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I’d still like to plug her tailpipe… her ass still looks good.
Delgo | October 16, 2009 at 1:36 pm
earliest she’s been up in yrs
pirate hooker | October 16, 2009 at 1:55 pm
What? Lindsay ‘failed to satisfy’? It looks like she’s easily satisfying hobos, crack addicts and general back-alley trash just fine.
Courtyardpigeon | October 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm
She is aging nicely.
Katie G | October 16, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Now apparently her probation has been extended for another year. Must be nice to be rich (well, is she anymore?) and not have to pay the consequences. Ever.
Whorehan sucks donkey schlongs | October 16, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Just found out that whorehan arrived to court 1 & 1/2 hours late. She gets 2 DUI’s, blows off her probation, shows up late for court, and is given another year of probation, ordered to complete her alcohol education program, and the judge says he is “rooting for her”? WHAT THE FUCK?
This confirms something I’ve suspected for a long time; there’s a 2nd set of laws for celebrities. If any of us normal folk flunked our probation requirements & then arrogantly showed up for court 1 & 1/2 hours late, we’d have had a bench warrent issued & we would have been tossed in the chockey for contempt. All this “I’m rooting for you” dumbass judge has done is enable her drunken behavior even further. God help him if the stupid drunken whore kills someone driving drunk…
Ram Punchington | October 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Smoking makes you like cool.
Yeah.
Punchington Out.
Ian | October 16, 2009 at 3:29 pm
@12 FYI, “rooting” is British street-slang for anal sex.
Ian | October 16, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Oh yeah, I almost forgot: RANDEL IS SUPER-GAY
Mike Walker | October 16, 2009 at 3:51 pm
That’s a sweet little bum. The blond hair has to go, though.
Urbanspaceman | October 16, 2009 at 4:41 pm
She stinks of tobacco smoke. I can smell it all the way over here!
gueibor | October 16, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Skanky, bleached, nose quickly losing original shape, looking completely wasted… but still rocking a mean aerobic-looking ass!?!?
This chick has some tough genes in her!
AvA | October 16, 2009 at 8:21 pm
It’s like hershey squirts on white leather meets bomber jacket!
Narcissist | October 17, 2009 at 7:49 am
That outfits sorta doin’ it for me. Probably padded the back of her panties though.
Nice looking 70 yr. old.
@ 16 – she had the coolest hair in Hollywood and dyed it cheap/generic. I think it looks okay black though.
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Darth | October 17, 2009 at 10:45 am
Somebody should throw this trainwreck for years in jail.It would be the best decision not only for society but for herself as well.
Galtacticus | October 17, 2009 at 10:51 am
@22
She’ll learn there manners and respect.So she’d rather stay out of jail.
Rhialto | October 17, 2009 at 10:57 am
The jail is full with Samantha Ronson’s likes.Where’s she waiting for?!
Turd the third | October 17, 2009 at 6:14 pm
The guy in pict #7 looks one hell of a lot like her lezbo girlfriend….minus the hat..
herbiefrog | October 19, 2009 at 3:24 pm
we arrived to say goodnight
much fun
enjoyed
…a n d goodnight
Dollface28 | October 19, 2009 at 6:09 pm
She has got to be on Shar, idk what that is, but my sis said when she took that she had the same look with scrunchy forehead as seen in every pic ive ever seen on linds and sam. dont know shes known to be on drugs, smoke some pot and stay away from cigs and hardcore drugs/alchi girl
Tiffany Necklaces | October 21, 2009 at 3:17 am
n d goodnight
bluehost | October 24, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Wow. work? done? jeez.
calcium | October 27, 2009 at 3:21 am
Hey she is looking hot with that cigarette. I think she should feel ashamed of it for what she has been taken in to the court. But yet i like her.
Blastoff Network | October 29, 2009 at 3:46 am
Seriously Lohan? Again?
sd card | May 6, 2010 at 1:28 am
I wonder why this is not some kind of training, is proof of alcohol each week since he was two Duis few months. Seems out of it, even from these conditions and probably going to end up and not go to jail anyway