Lindsay Lohan, master wordsmith, describes her time in rehab as a “sobering experience.” She sat down with Ok! Magazine after leaving Cirque Lodge and gave them an exclusive interview. I don’t want to say her answers are formulaic, but they’re not exactly all that deep either. Here’s what Lindsay had to say – after being coached by her publicist:
On what her stay at Cirque Lodge taught her:
“It made me look at myself and all the people, places and things in my life in a different way.”
On her plans to return to the rehab facility:
“I’m going back to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions.”
On her arrests for DUI and cocaine possession:
“I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision.”
On returning to Hollywood:
“Tempation is always there, but now I’ll avoid it the right way.
“I’m here to stay,” she tells OK! with conviction. “My talent is a gift and I’m going to use it.”
Lindsay also stated how she just wants to be a good actress for the children. She’s going to say “no” to drugs. Drinking alcohol is bad for the rainforests. And what the world needs now is love, sweet love. Because, according to Lindsay, it’s the only thing that’s there’s just too little of.
Sarah | October 9, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Wow. She should be given the nobel peace prize.
justplainconfused | October 9, 2007 at 12:47 pm
And people say she can’t act!
hollyj | October 9, 2007 at 12:50 pm
ha ha @2
Riotboy | October 9, 2007 at 12:52 pm
She’ll be back.
/to rehab
Dead Paris Hilton | October 9, 2007 at 12:53 pm
She’s deep…
Saint Lindsay's great adventure! | October 9, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Next up: Lindsay goes to Rwanda!
LL: “Hey everybody! I’m going to Rwanda to save the Rwandans! Take my picture!!!”
* MISS UNIVERSE | October 9, 2007 at 12:56 pm
She’s young and she has made mistakes in her life
We have not walked in her shoes. Can anyone really judge what it is like and say with any certainty that they would not have made their share of mistakes
The important thing is that she grows. She has the rest of her life ahead of her.
Mdiz | October 9, 2007 at 12:59 pm
blaaa blaaa blaaa I liked her better when she was drunk and showing off her hee haw..
veggi | October 9, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Don’t be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she’s so much more than that.
I can’t help but love mean girls.
wow | October 9, 2007 at 1:01 pm
wow, she looks so old!
supes | October 9, 2007 at 1:02 pm
#7: None of us have walked in her shoes!! You are also a drug and alcohol addicted teen idol who has wasted their talent while setting a bad example for teenage girls everywhere?
Libby | October 9, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Scaringly she looks just like her mother!!!
Bismo | October 9, 2007 at 1:03 pm
This is great. It’ll be that much more satisfying when evil Lindsay returns, like an alien popping out of the host body’s stomach. I don’t get why people hate her – she’s vastly more entertaining than the rest of them. When she did her psycho driving thing, chasing her assistant’s car after she cried and called her mommy, that was awesome – going 100 mph, zooming around the other car, screaming and rotating her head 360 degrees, the whole time with 3 complete douchefags whining and peeing themselves in her car. Except for Anna Nicole Smith dying from an exploding abscess on her butt, it doesn’t get any better than that in entertainment news. Britney’s had one moment that good – head shaving – and so has Paris – being hauled away to prison, crying – but Lindsay brings the over-the-top crazy every single day. It’ll be great to have her back.
PunkA | October 9, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Everybody needs to head to Utah. You will all stop drinking, doing drugs, having unmarried sex and making fools of yourselves. You may leave, but you will go back for the mountains, clean air, outdoor recreation. HA!!!!!!!
Annie Rexia | October 9, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Her “talent” may be a “gift” to her, but it’s a “curse” for the rest of us. I just hope she might stop incessently flopping her hands around when she “acts”. What am I saying? I’m not going to see any of that bitch’es movies.
freakwad | October 9, 2007 at 1:12 pm
HAHAHAHA bullshit!!!
PunkA | October 9, 2007 at 1:12 pm
I saw her here in Utah like 4 weeks ago out at a restaurant. She looked good, but tired and worn out. Sort of like those pictures. She must have lived on uppers before for a long time. She has aged herself prematurely. wait til she is 40. She will look terrible.
Fumus | October 9, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Leave LINDSAY ALONE!!!
ha! Seriously, Lindsay’s “talent is a gift and [she] is going to use it”, if by talent you mean the ability to get drunk, self-loathe, and whore yourself around…than yes Lindsay you might just the most talented person I have ever seen…next to myself of course, I can juggle and balance a chair on my chin.
MrSemprini | October 9, 2007 at 1:14 pm
She needs to go to Devry so she can learn a trade and make something of herself.
BunnyButt | October 9, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Miss Universe, are you our old friend Judy under a different name? FYI, this site is called “The SUPERFICIAL”, not “We’re Here to Love and Support All of These Fucked Up Celebutards and Give Them Hugs”. If you want to be so sweet and understanding, maybe this isn’t the place for you.
That said, sadly I can’t come up with a rip on LL at the moment because I’m still a bit traumatized by that Paris and black licorice comment from yesterday.
Markus | October 9, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Lindsay rules! People who don’t like her are prisses.
djthecat | October 9, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Ha ha. isn’t the whole point of rehab to be a SOBERING experience? what a tard.
Auntie Kryst | October 9, 2007 at 1:46 pm
First night out back in Hollywood she’ll be leaping off that wagon. “No I’m only drinking Red Bull…Ok another Red Bull, just a drop of Jager for color…Grey Goose is clear like water cool…Bring your little purse and meet me in the bathroom in five minutes! *sniff sniff*”
havoc | October 9, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Holy shit! While in rehab she morphed into her mother!
Seriously, I thought that photo was mom for a minute.
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That's Hot | October 9, 2007 at 2:01 pm
All betting is open on LiLo falling off the wagon and breaking her skanky ass within the week! Of couse, oddds stand at only 1:1 but look at it this way……..you won’t win big money but you’re guaranteed a win! Hollywood is getting smarter and smarter by the minute!
Ryan | October 9, 2007 at 2:02 pm
I’m glad rehab was a sobering experience for her. Because, well, that’s the idea, right?
katie | October 9, 2007 at 2:03 pm
i love the writer for this site! he’s too funny
Sheva | October 9, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Okay so she’s cleaned up a bit. But we don’t want her to get too crazy. There’s a lot of pent up semen just waiting for her to get her groove on. She doesn’t need blow and alcohol to get crazy.
Don’t break the chain Lindzer. There’s a dozen or more guys just waiting for a go when you settle back in LaLa land.
Lindzer Lowhore is the finest tramp of our time. And by fine I mean a stupid Long Island chick with loads of attitude but a whoring desire to be fulfilled.
what the hell | October 9, 2007 at 2:23 pm
She wouldn’t know sincerity if it hit her right in her freckled flap. The only talent she has is being a lieing skank. And she’s not even good at that. There should be a special place to lock up wasteful human remains like hers. I wouldn’t want my daughter idolizing that skank’s phoney ass.
kelly | October 9, 2007 at 2:37 pm
what publicist?
I’m guessing that by now they just get a sheet of paper with the answers on it and a few blank spaces when they leave rehab.
Brit | October 9, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Well now that she’s out of rehab I’m sure she will have that top lip collagened up. She does look just like her mother, however she is fortunate in that, unlike her mother, she doesn’t have two extra inches of bottom jaw.
jrzmommy | October 9, 2007 at 3:12 pm
On the quality of the drugs in rehab:
The X sucked; I couldn’t get off at all.
toolboy | October 9, 2007 at 3:17 pm
#7- you are right, there are not many people who have walked in her shoes. But blaming your childhood or f*cked up home life only lasts so long. Eventually, everyone has to take responsibility for their own actions or be removed from society. I just hope it doesn’t take some innocent person’s life to remind LL of this.
George | October 9, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Hell, I thought she was dead. Really she has been in rehab this whole time. Who cares — she is a no talent idiot.
Xon | October 9, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Did she get like 20 years older and blonder in rehab. She looks just like her whore mother. I bet Lindsay in really happy to be out of rehab, so she ,too, can go find some ex-con to fuck.
PunkA | October 9, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Lilo, Brit and Paris need to go on a humanitarian tour to Iraq. Get blown up together, then the world could truly unite in celebration that the whore’s of all the earth are gone.
Grace | October 9, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Did she really say her “talent is a gift”. I’m sorry… what talent?
Princess | October 9, 2007 at 3:59 pm
what is this talent she speaks of? And we all already know she hit rock(bottom) so was that just an admission for the effect of begging for forgiveness? Fuck you LL, you cunt-buckety-selfish-whore. You are going to DOA, wasted on nothing but diet pills and laxatives in the hair-colour aisle. You haven’t had a hit movie since you were 8, your last 4 movies bombed, you have been in and out of rehab more times than Britney before you were even fucking legal to drink, you have fucked every cock in Hollywood (a lot of pussy too apparently) you have no dignity, scruples, morals, or ethics, and you are ugly as sin.
Hollywood should unite and just say “I refuse to work with her” at this point.
happypants | October 9, 2007 at 4:03 pm
GROSS SHE LOOKS LIKE HER MOM IN THAT PICTURE !
leah | October 9, 2007 at 4:04 pm
She sounds just about as sincere as those actors in the new iPhone commercials….. Hey, that gives me a GREAT idea for a new iPhone ad!!!
iPhone as starring Lindsay!!!!!
http://www.itgumbo.com/mumbogumbo/2007/10/lindsay_makes_an_iphone_ad.php
Matthew | October 9, 2007 at 4:05 pm
I give it a few weeks she goes off the wagon again Hohan is is bsing
josh | October 9, 2007 at 4:06 pm
she going back to rehab… for sure
BathroomSex | October 9, 2007 at 4:19 pm
The sex Lindsay had in the bathroom at the Cirque was the best of her life. Girls always return to the places where the sex was best. I know this, I’m an expert just ask any of the 57 girls that hang out at my apartment.
robert doosh | October 9, 2007 at 4:47 pm
Who are we kidding? She won’t last past the weekend.
dustin hoffman | October 9, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Guys
I’m just stopping in here, to wish her well. In Hollywood, we all saw what happened to people under career pressure.
We need to come together and support this, because addiction is so hard.
Thanks for all the letters and good wishes.
Dustin
23apples | October 9, 2007 at 5:38 pm
A “sobering experience”, really??? Weird!
Gross. She looks like her mom in this picture. REALLY GROSS.
zsa | October 9, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Here’s what I think (not that anyone gives a lick):
#1-Her hair looks like shit.
#2-She looks like her mom now, which isn’t a compliment.
#3-If she’s upset about Britney stealing her attention, at least on this site, the # of comments on her blurb pretty much say it all.
and, oh yeah,
#4-I don’t believe her
=)
blpressure | October 9, 2007 at 6:03 pm
The big question is if you had to do Britney or Lindsay , or lose your life, which would you choose? It’s only 3 or 4 years ago and all of us would have loved a threesome, now look what happened to them!
BunnyButt | October 9, 2007 at 6:22 pm
48, death has never been so appealing …
Johnny | October 9, 2007 at 6:59 pm
Why does she wear Wayfarers!? Now i have to throw mine away thanks alot Lohan.