Lindsay Lohan has been doing surprisingly well staying on the wagon but it appears her friend Little Lord Doucheington (above) is a bad influence, according to TMZ:
His name is Patrick Aufdenkamp, a friend/hanger-on of Lindsay’s since well before she went to rehab, dating back three years. Multiple sources close to Lindz tell TMZ he’s been putting her in too-close proximity to alcohol, and worse, he may be putting the progress she’s made in serious jeopardy.
“He has nothing to offer her,” says a family source, “and he looks at Lindsay as his meal ticket.”
I don’t really see this Aufdenkamp guy as much of a threat. His perm looks pretty flammable and Lindsay’s a smoker. That’s a recipe for a flaming gaylord ala Lindsay. I’m looking forward to seeing this dude turn into the human torch while Lindsay Lohan bangs all the firemen on the scene. And, okay, let’s be real, a fire hydrant too.
Meal ticket? Does he have a milk fetish?
except for the fact that she’s got that orange glow we all know and love, she looks pretty good.
2nd?
I am just a bit curious…Her profile was found on millionaire dating site’BillionaireCupid dot com’ last week. I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend! I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site!
Second? Why does he have a Charlie’s Angels’ hairdo, but leave that oh-so-rugged stubble? He’s such an enigma.
#5- his version of a strike beard. that’s as good as he can grow.
Meal ticket ? isn’t the chick broke, the guys obviously another fuck buddy and as for staying clean, anyone who thinks she still doesn’t do coke is deluded.
#7…fuck buddy? no way…he’s wearing more feminine accessories than she is…
Oh how I hate these tools who promote the rich dating sites. Does anyone find these posts interesting? Get a life, troll…
if staying on the wagon is doing 3 lines of coke in a row at a LA party..then yeah, she’s doing well
dirty skank..I’d hit that, with a rubber
how bout u people?
I’d hit that, maybe with a baseball bat or something.
Who are these two girls again?
OK. So when I first read this, I read it as his “sperm is flammable”! Puts a whole different flavor on the post!
Uhhhhhhhhh….
Well, on the bright side, she looks slammin hot with the blond/brown eyes look
This guy just looks like he cries himself to sleep every night
God, give the poor guy a break!!!!!
Just cause he has a perm doesnt mean everyone should gang up on him! He’s probably a really nice guy, unlike you assholes!
Unless this is an old picture, we have seen this guy’s picture posted on the Superfich site before. I don’t remember if it was related to Lohan or someone else. Does anyone else here remember?
#15 – Can’t you see he’s got that FUTURE SERIAL KILLER look on his face? It’s either that or someone just goosed him. I’m guessing it was a man.
ROFL!!! *pointing finger at 15* Holy fuck people like you just make me laugh!
I didn’t know they still made acid..
He looks like a eunuch.
A lot.
i remember seeing him before-my guess this is an old pic since she went brunette again recently. i could never forget that face….
#15…he’s probably a nice guy because he looks like lord doucheington? any man with a perm is either undergoing gender reassignment surgery, an aging 80′s rock star, or a gargantuan sanitary napkin of a human being
@19 LOL Frist I was thinking that too. He’s got that look of the hippy hookup man. I’m guessing these days he’s probably the ecstasy connection.
Here is his douchetastic myspace page. His photo collection is 100% Vinegar solution. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=40586470
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/lindsay_lohan_snags_a_new_man.php
old posts pegged him as the little kid from home improvement, taran noah smith.
Look at the gay way in which he’s holding his Blackberry.
Doesn’t that say tons?
He looks like a creepy child molester. Ick.
But good lord he has some healthy hair or what? No split end to be found. Wonder what conditioner he uses? Creepy fuck.
Life would be almost barable after kicking Aufdenkamp’s ribcage in until it caved inside out, tossing his heart in to the dirt.
I didn’t know Don Knotts had a sex change!
She looks pretty – just like mom Dina!
Hey 4. She is looking to fuck your boyfriend while you watch, tied to a chair, your exposed genitalia smeared with peanut butter, for the enjoyment of the dog lapping joyfully away on your worn out twat, you stupid slut.
This guy looks like he just snorted an 8 ball and spotted a catholic choir boy, at the same time
Berries and cream, Berries and cream. I’m a Little Lad who loves Berries and Creeeeeeeeeeeam!
Lindsay’s sister is looking fug these days
Damn, did the Circus lose the beard lady again
2 words — FLAMIN FAG !!! — NO JOB !!! — PRETTY HAIR — SENSUAL MOUTH !!! — LINDSAYS BLOUSE — HOMELESS HOMEBOY —
Does this flamin-fag belong to the Sammy Luftftftft…whatever …. “Home School for Human Leaches? “
Imagine a male, brunette, very gay Mary-Kate/Ahsley Olsen.
That’s him!
This dude is trying to hard to be the new robert plant.
#17 – i totally agree. I heard that when you can see the whites around someones eyes then it means that theyre psychos fer sure.
and serious? the kid from home improvement? gawd. that puts his creepy little mug into perspctive for me now. creeper. long luscious locked creeper.
#39. Yeah, but Robert Plant was not, and is not, a faggot.
Mr. Lindsay Lohan can only try.
Very funny!
is the dude from godspell
He has a happy look on his face. I’ll bet he just found a way to wear a maxi pad with his g-string panties.
That’s a guy? lol
That’s a guy? lol
I didn’t know David Spade had an uglier brother with a perm.
must. not. make. eye. contact.
i feel like he is going to eat my soul.
How come when a guy takes it in the back door, it makes his eyes pop out? I saw Eddie impersonate a back door guy in Beverly Hills Cop and his eyes instantly popped out. This guy’s eyes look like the glove is still in there from the procto exam.
He’s handsome and masculine. In exactly the same way that Jennifer Love Hewitt is curvy and not-fat.