Lindsay Lohan has been doing surprisingly well staying on the wagon but it appears her friend Little Lord Doucheington (above) is a bad influence, according to TMZ:
His name is Patrick Aufdenkamp, a friend/hanger-on of Lindsay’s since well before she went to rehab, dating back three years. Multiple sources close to Lindz tell TMZ he’s been putting her in too-close proximity to alcohol, and worse, he may be putting the progress she’s made in serious jeopardy.
“He has nothing to offer her,” says a family source, “and he looks at Lindsay as his meal ticket.”
I don’t really see this Aufdenkamp guy as much of a threat. His perm looks pretty flammable and Lindsay’s a smoker. That’s a recipe for a flaming gaylord ala Lindsay. I’m looking forward to seeing this dude turn into the human torch while Lindsay Lohan bangs all the firemen on the scene. And, okay, let’s be real, a fire hydrant too.
RichPort | February 12, 2008 at 10:20 am
Meal ticket? Does he have a milk fetish?
ajkfdhsa | February 12, 2008 at 10:23 am
except for the fact that she’s got that orange glow we all know and love, she looks pretty good.
Trimboli | February 12, 2008 at 10:23 am
2nd?
Jenniferxxx | February 12, 2008 at 10:23 am
I am just a bit curious…Her profile was found on millionaire dating site’BillionaireCupid dot com’ last week. I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend! I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site!
Kingsley Amis | February 12, 2008 at 10:23 am
Second? Why does he have a Charlie’s Angels’ hairdo, but leave that oh-so-rugged stubble? He’s such an enigma.
asfda | February 12, 2008 at 10:26 am
#5- his version of a strike beard. that’s as good as he can grow.
AssWipe | February 12, 2008 at 10:27 am
Meal ticket ? isn’t the chick broke, the guys obviously another fuck buddy and as for staying clean, anyone who thinks she still doesn’t do coke is deluded.
Anal Fistula | February 12, 2008 at 10:32 am
#7…fuck buddy? no way…he’s wearing more feminine accessories than she is…
desmoot | February 12, 2008 at 10:33 am
Oh how I hate these tools who promote the rich dating sites. Does anyone find these posts interesting? Get a life, troll…
Cartman | February 12, 2008 at 10:34 am
if staying on the wagon is doing 3 lines of coke in a row at a LA party..then yeah, she’s doing well
dirty skank..I’d hit that, with a rubber
how bout u people?
Roger Wilco | February 12, 2008 at 10:36 am
I’d hit that, maybe with a baseball bat or something.
James | February 12, 2008 at 10:36 am
Who are these two girls again?
zenoma | February 12, 2008 at 10:39 am
OK. So when I first read this, I read it as his “sperm is flammable”! Puts a whole different flavor on the post!
deaconjones | February 12, 2008 at 10:47 am
Uhhhhhhhhh….
Well, on the bright side, she looks slammin hot with the blond/brown eyes look
This guy just looks like he cries himself to sleep every night
iwish | February 12, 2008 at 10:48 am
God, give the poor guy a break!!!!!
Just cause he has a perm doesnt mean everyone should gang up on him! He’s probably a really nice guy, unlike you assholes!
Mal Gusto | February 12, 2008 at 10:55 am
Unless this is an old picture, we have seen this guy’s picture posted on the Superfich site before. I don’t remember if it was related to Lohan or someone else. Does anyone else here remember?
whatever | February 12, 2008 at 10:58 am
#15 – Can’t you see he’s got that FUTURE SERIAL KILLER look on his face? It’s either that or someone just goosed him. I’m guessing it was a man.
It's me Fuckers | February 12, 2008 at 10:58 am
ROFL!!! *pointing finger at 15* Holy fuck people like you just make me laugh!
FRIST!!! | February 12, 2008 at 11:01 am
I didn’t know they still made acid..
fergernauster | February 12, 2008 at 11:02 am
He looks like a eunuch.
A lot.
peggy-o | February 12, 2008 at 11:03 am
i remember seeing him before-my guess this is an old pic since she went brunette again recently. i could never forget that face….
Anal Fistula | February 12, 2008 at 11:03 am
#15…he’s probably a nice guy because he looks like lord doucheington? any man with a perm is either undergoing gender reassignment surgery, an aging 80′s rock star, or a gargantuan sanitary napkin of a human being
Auntie Kryst | February 12, 2008 at 11:06 am
@19 LOL Frist I was thinking that too. He’s got that look of the hippy hookup man. I’m guessing these days he’s probably the ecstasy connection.
whatever | February 12, 2008 at 11:08 am
Here is his douchetastic myspace page. His photo collection is 100% Vinegar solution. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=40586470
RockyMtnHigh | February 12, 2008 at 11:09 am
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/12/lindsay_lohan_snags_a_new_man.php
pants are no good | February 12, 2008 at 11:09 am
old posts pegged him as the little kid from home improvement, taran noah smith.
fergernauster | February 12, 2008 at 11:11 am
Look at the gay way in which he’s holding his Blackberry.
Doesn’t that say tons?
lipper | February 12, 2008 at 11:13 am
He looks like a creepy child molester. Ick.
But good lord he has some healthy hair or what? No split end to be found. Wonder what conditioner he uses? Creepy fuck.
D. Richards (Serious.) | February 12, 2008 at 11:16 am
Life would be almost barable after kicking Aufdenkamp’s ribcage in until it caved inside out, tossing his heart in to the dirt.
Veroonica | February 12, 2008 at 11:25 am
I didn’t know Don Knotts had a sex change!
kinnypoo | February 12, 2008 at 11:25 am
She looks pretty – just like mom Dina!
Cap'n Pickles | February 12, 2008 at 11:29 am
Hey 4. She is looking to fuck your boyfriend while you watch, tied to a chair, your exposed genitalia smeared with peanut butter, for the enjoyment of the dog lapping joyfully away on your worn out twat, you stupid slut.
deaconjones | February 12, 2008 at 11:30 am
This guy looks like he just snorted an 8 ball and spotted a catholic choir boy, at the same time
Little Lad | February 12, 2008 at 11:33 am
Berries and cream, Berries and cream. I’m a Little Lad who loves Berries and Creeeeeeeeeeeam!
PTSD | February 12, 2008 at 11:38 am
Lindsay’s sister is looking fug these days
FromOutOfNoWhere | February 12, 2008 at 11:39 am
Damn, did the Circus lose the beard lady again
Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation | February 12, 2008 at 11:43 am
2 words — FLAMIN FAG !!! — NO JOB !!! — PRETTY HAIR — SENSUAL MOUTH !!! — LINDSAYS BLOUSE — HOMELESS HOMEBOY —
Does this flamin-fag belong to the Sammy Luftftftft…whatever …. “Home School for Human Leaches? “
PMT overlord | February 12, 2008 at 11:45 am
Imagine a male, brunette, very gay Mary-Kate/Ahsley Olsen.
That’s him!
hmm | February 12, 2008 at 11:55 am
This dude is trying to hard to be the new robert plant.
lyla | February 12, 2008 at 11:58 am
#17 – i totally agree. I heard that when you can see the whites around someones eyes then it means that theyre psychos fer sure.
and serious? the kid from home improvement? gawd. that puts his creepy little mug into perspctive for me now. creeper. long luscious locked creeper.
D. Richards (Grip.) | February 12, 2008 at 12:10 pm
#39. Yeah, but Robert Plant was not, and is not, a faggot.
Mr. Lindsay Lohan can only try.
You're an ass, Doug! | February 12, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Very funny!
hrrrrrrrrr | February 12, 2008 at 12:36 pm
is the dude from godspell
Gerald_Tarrant | February 12, 2008 at 12:42 pm
He has a happy look on his face. I’ll bet he just found a way to wear a maxi pad with his g-string panties.
Todd | February 12, 2008 at 12:42 pm
That’s a guy? lol
Todd | February 12, 2008 at 12:42 pm
That’s a guy? lol
Victoria | February 12, 2008 at 12:54 pm
I didn’t know David Spade had an uglier brother with a perm.
brow | February 12, 2008 at 12:55 pm
must. not. make. eye. contact.
i feel like he is going to eat my soul.
Mr.Interlocutor | February 12, 2008 at 1:04 pm
How come when a guy takes it in the back door, it makes his eyes pop out? I saw Eddie impersonate a back door guy in Beverly Hills Cop and his eyes instantly popped out. This guy’s eyes look like the glove is still in there from the procto exam.
Andrew | February 12, 2008 at 1:06 pm
He’s handsome and masculine. In exactly the same way that Jennifer Love Hewitt is curvy and not-fat.