Lindsay Lohan flashes her bulge


I’m not sure why Lindsay Lohan is going out in public dressed in burlesque outfits. I’m even less sure why her panties have a huge lump in them. I’ve seen her vagina before so I know it’s there, but what other magical wonders might she be hiding down there? Precious gems? Testicles? Her own feces? These are the questions we as a society should be trying to answer.