Lindsay Will Serve Less Than 12 Days

So I was off by a few days.

Lindsay Lohan has been in jail for barely six hours and already her 90-day sentence has been reduced even further from the previous estimate of 25 days. The AP reports:

Department spokesman Steve Whitmore says Lohan is likely to be released on Aug. 1 or 2. The projected release date reflects all the credits Lohan is likely to receive.
The department has said the actress was likely to serve a quarter of her sentence or less.

According to TMZ she’s been “polite, compliant and responsive” and hasn’t cried even at all! Shit, why were we even locking her up? Someone give her have the keys to the warden’s car and, fuck it, a shotgun while you’re at it. Just look at those dry eyes.

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