So I was off by a few days.
Department spokesman Steve Whitmore says Lohan is likely to be released on Aug. 1 or 2. The projected release date reflects all the credits Lohan is likely to receive.
The department has said the actress was likely to serve a quarter of her sentence or less.
According to TMZ she’s been “polite, compliant and responsive” and hasn’t cried even at all! Shit, why were we even locking her up? Someone give her have the keys to the warden’s car and, fuck it, a shotgun while you’re at it. Just look at those dry eyes.
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