“Alright, alright, I’m here. My mouth’s open. Jesus…”
Now that her assistant rolled on her like a rational human being who doesn’t want to take the fall for a ginger baby-flattening device, Lindsay Lohan‘s probation will be revoked once the Santa Monica City Attorney files charges against her for lying to police about who was driving the Porsche that crashed into a tractor trailer over the summer. TMZ reports:
At the time Lindsay is arraigned, we’re told Judge Godfrey will revoke Lindsay’s probation and set the matter for a full hearing, on grounds she violated her probation in the jewelry case by breaking the law.
Of course, to us normal people who live in normal towns, this would mean jail time, but for Lindsay this means another exciting day of picking out a super hot outfit and scribbling incoherent coke words while her attorney makes that face only a had-it-up-to-here black woman can make that lets Lindsay know she’s going to choke the shit out of her once they get in the car. Then lunch at Olive Garden! “We should do this more often,” she’ll say between strangles.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
The judge must have been an Elizabeth Taylor fan…
“God, aren’t Vicodin burps the worst? *ach*”
Lunch at the Olive Garden? Lindsay should have a lime mint fresco with Prof. Frank and I. Also: breadsticks.
Fuck you, Doc. As if the Olive Garden isn’t disgusting enough.
She looks like the zombie that ate Lori’s body in The Walking Dead
After her karate chop failed to take down Officer Terena and allow her escape, Lindsay thought to herself “doesn’t anything from the movies work in real life?” and then had a stunning realization that she too doesn’t work in the movies, and doesn’t work in real life.
COMPLETELY awesome! :D
I just hope they don’t make the poor girl get up before noon to go to court. Can’t she just send her lawyer? They’re just going to lecture and warn her, anyway. She’ll promise to be good this time if they’ll just let her SLEEP THE FUCK IN!!!
For years & years the feds tried to make a case against Al Capone, and never could, until they finally just went for a nitpicky b.s tax evasion charge, and locked him up on that. Guy went around murdering people by the trainloads, but went to jail for not paying his taxes. Seems they’re using this strategy with LiLo now. Just seems funny she’s stolen jewelry, run people down with her car, been caught with drugs that would send an average ghetto teen up the river for 10+ years, but she’ll go to jail for doing what almost all of us have done multiple times in our lives, lying to the cops.
I get your point but she’s hardly in the same league as Capone! lol
Agreed, she is far worse.
Nowhere near as smart. :)
This is L.A. and she’s a celebrity. She’s not going to jail for any length of time for anything less than murder. And even then, they won’t so much as violate her parole unless they have multiple eyewitnesses and a video.
Apparently, you can stay awake indefinitely if you do enough blow but you won’t look good doing it.
This is awful. She may have to serve a whole day in jail for this one. But then again, jails are pretty overcrowded. I don’t think they have enough room for her.
They’ll make a big show of it, book her, take her picture, and send her right back to her limo.
sooo what, she will get a new hearing and the judge will sentence her for 24 hrs again? Cali=retards
Santa Monica court, ha ha ha, nothing will happen to her. They only get you for speeding tickets there, and for that you have to pay the big buckaroos. Just look at OJ, murderer, and he got off. Murders, junkies, and pervs have nothing to fear in Santa Monica. At the most she’ll get community service again and a lot of free PR.
So let me see if I understand things here… the justice system is failing to hand out justice, and the corrections system is failing to correct her behavior. The corrections system I can give a pass to, because they had her for what, three hours? You can’t correct anything in that timeframe. The justice system though, has had like seven or eight cracks at her to no avail. Californians, you must rise up.
They should do a billeting system. Sure, they can’t fit you in at home, but they have that spare bunk at Buttfuck Indiana and you’ll also get some travel, like school camp.
Put her ass on the side of the road picking up trash for a week. Oh yeah, every guy will stop and try to pick HER up becuase she is also trash.
That would be nice. I hope it rains so I can drive into a pothole and splash mud on her.
You behave yourself, young lady! The California Justice System really means it this time!
She will be watching ‘Liz and Dick’ from the comfort of some County-sponsored jail theater room that is probably nicer than any apartment I have ever lived in.
Vomit.
She looks like she really gives a flying fuck, too.
Well at least she’s not fucking fifteen year old teens.
How do you know?
Come on people, you have to admit that linds looks pretty decent for someone who is in her mid-50s.
The justice system is a joke in California because of jail overcrowding. Putting her ass in jail for more than three or four hours at a time doesn’t do anything.
More practice at controlling the gag reflex. Girls gotta land some more made for TV roles.
Bull, go get Dan and Harry, it’s lunchtime.
“Peter Dinklage was so cute! He was like this tall!”
Even if she gets sentenced to jail time, she’ll probably be granted work furlough, in which case (theoretically speaking, of course) she will be sleeping in custody, but that’s about it. And considering the fact that she needs to be in makeup and wardrobe at dark-o’clock every morning, she’ll probably get special dispensation from the Pope, or some such nonsense.
That’s okay, she has job and no hope of ever getting one.
NO job
dangit. :)
It is sadistic how Fish finds the worst pictures to post of this coke whore .Sadistic , but funny.
I don’t think he has to search very hard. :)
“The guy I have to blow to get out of this mess is this way? Thank you!”
“I can’t go to jail! I’m too pretty! . . . What’s so funny?”
Let’s face it troops, this is the only time this souless creature is in the spotlight. She get free publicity, gets to dress up, cost the tax payers thousands and has her hag face all over the news. Win, win, win for her. I don’t get it, but then I don’t get alot of things. Like what’s the difference between partly sunny and partly cloudy? Or why drive thru ATMs must have Braille codes? Or why Lindsay Lohan isn’t sitting in jail? Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Can somebody please explain the second chin? I don’t understand. She’s not that fat.
Wine is the answer
Puffiness from alcoholism – usually seen in older drinkers which tells me Ms. Lohan has been sauced for quite some time. That’s the visible part of her disease; it’s the damage she is doing to her liver that will kill her.
The double chin is coming in nicely.
She is doomed.
she must go to the gym i dont see any muscle tone in her body :P
Ms. Lohan, you aren’t allowed any bags in jail so I’m afraid we are gonna have to confiscate your second chin.
If anyone ends up in the clink with her, remember: push *extra hard* with your shiv—you have to poke through the coke bloat.
wow… you people are sick at heart…
what do you imagine
that she ever did…
to you…?
she’s a young lady, with a sense of adventure
and you would “crucify” her for being alive…?
get a grip losers
even if it’s’ on your own dicks
she has lived more life
that you ever will
but green doesn’t suit humans…
bye… : ))
“and you would “crucify” her for being alive…?”
That’s not why.
You are in sleeping mode
She doesn’t look high.
“Hey Lindsay, if I look down towards the ground and stick my tongue out, like this. our chins match!”
Look at those disgusting fat puffy fingers eww!
Vile is the only word that comes to mind.
Hey dude, better move out of my way.. About to puke in 3.. 2.. 1..
The hairline, the fingers, the bulging eyes, wow…want to feel sorry for her but then I remember that she takes sympathy as a big fat pass for more bullshit sociopath behavior.
That said, she needs to be locked up AND get dried out and real no-bullshit rehab BEHIND BARS.
shiiiireee, bagginssssss