The judge in Lindsay Lohan‘s case will issue a “mystery ruling” this afternoon because we’re apparently all on Scooby Doo now. Except, ZOINKS! She’s most likely getting released from rehab today, a scant 22 days into her 90-day sentence. Although, there is an extremely slight chance the judge will ask for a second opinion on Lindsay’s drug addiction which boggles my mind to no end. Two opinions are needed to determine if Lindsay Lohan loves coke? Two? Whatever happened to just throwing people in Gitmo with absolutely no evidence? We should probably get back to that. For the healing.
UPDATE: Er, tomorrow.
UPDATE: Or now.
Photo: Vogue Italia
JMK | August 24, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Nice.
FrankNfrtr | August 24, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Weirdest side boob shot ever.
Where’s the freaking nipple!? Is her boob so long that she can tuck it under or down underneath? Did the creators of this image airbrush the nipple out of existence?
Perplexing.
And I need an agency analysis on the handwritten drivel in the notebook.
McFeely Smackup | August 24, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Lindsay has the boobs of a 50 year old woman, they sag grotesquely so in this photo the nipple probably is tucked into the dress and sloppy, formless boobskin is slopping out.
Instead | August 24, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Be quiet, you’d suckle ‘em..
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 24, 2010 at 3:58 pm
SHE HAS VERY FLAT LIGHT SKIN-COLORED NIPPLES, PROBABLY FADED OUT WITH THE CONTRAST DONE IN PHOTOSHOP
Turd Ferguson | August 24, 2010 at 12:21 pm
Just give her some coke, booze and film the whole damn death so society can move on.
Audrey | August 24, 2010 at 12:45 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 24, 2010 at 12:30 pm
GREAT COUCH
grobpilot | August 24, 2010 at 12:30 pm
‘Whatever happened to just throwing people in Gitmo with absolutely no evidence?” They’re fucking Muslims, what other evidence do you need?
EatCake | August 24, 2010 at 12:32 pm
I’d still hit that (no, not with a shovel)
then let her do a line of blow off my…
and then hit that again
peeonme | August 24, 2010 at 12:39 pm
yes yes and yes
DragonKatt | August 24, 2010 at 12:38 pm
I seriously think all she needs to do for a while is disappear. She just needs to go someplace without media and parental attention. I wonder how effective it would be for me to hide her in my car on my way back from thanksgiving? (I go down to LA every year).
Jay | August 24, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Probably very effective, assuming you have 60 Kilo’s of blow in the trunk of your car, that would probably last her for most of the trip…………………..
mfb | August 24, 2010 at 12:47 pm
she’s still totally bangable!!!!
Matrim | August 24, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I more ways than one; considering that if you met her randomly you probably stand a really good chance of being able to fuck her.
Matrim | August 24, 2010 at 12:58 pm
“In more ways than one,” rather.
Rhialto | August 24, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Really?! Ewww!
Nero | August 24, 2010 at 1:06 pm
I don’t believe her jail time doesn’t include additional jail time for being freckled.
Bimbamboing | August 24, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Justice! Where’re thou?
justifiable | August 24, 2010 at 4:17 pm
I believe she should be forced to stay there until the warden can connect all the dots.
Instead | August 24, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Holy Corny.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm
love the pic. ignore the drama. just wana plant my demon seed in that mama
Pseudopodia | August 24, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Tice nits.
sobrietyisacrutch | August 24, 2010 at 4:03 pm
This sounds like a job for -
SUPER STING!!!
I can finish this whole thing RIGHT NOW!
*dons superhero suit and rushes off to meet Lindsey in the rehab parking lot*
FrankNfrtr | August 24, 2010 at 4:20 pm
That would be the funniest thing ever; LiLo getting busted within a couple days of getting out after all her “the world is against me” whining.
I’ve got a nice bag of……um…..oregano to use as bait.
Garnish with a few presciption pill bottles filled with mints and that should prove irresistible. Good luck!
Lovemypubichairthick | August 24, 2010 at 8:21 pm
Tell you one thing and that is she a natural red head and there’s nothing more hotter than a big red bush.
Ilikeyp | August 25, 2010 at 7:28 am
WHAT A LOVELY PICTURE!!!!!