Lindsay Lohan’s Probably Getting Out Today

By: The Superficial / August 24, 2010

The judge in Lindsay Lohan‘s case will issue a “mystery ruling” this afternoon because we’re apparently all on Scooby Doo now. Except, ZOINKS! She’s most likely getting released from rehab today, a scant 22 days into her 90-day sentence. Although, there is an extremely slight chance the judge will ask for a second opinion on Lindsay’s drug addiction which boggles my mind to no end. Two opinions are needed to determine if Lindsay Lohan loves coke? Two? Whatever happened to just throwing people in Gitmo with absolutely no evidence? We should probably get back to that. For the healing.

UPDATE: Er, tomorrow.

UPDATE: Or now.

Photo: Vogue Italia