Lindsay Lohan’s Probably Getting Out Today

August 24th, 2010 // 30 Comments
Lindsay Lohan

The judge in Lindsay Lohan‘s case will issue a “mystery ruling” this afternoon because we’re apparently all on Scooby Doo now. Except, ZOINKS! She’s most likely getting released from rehab today, a scant 22 days into her 90-day sentence. Although, there is an extremely slight chance the judge will ask for a second opinion on Lindsay’s drug addiction which boggles my mind to no end. Two opinions are needed to determine if Lindsay Lohan loves coke? Two? Whatever happened to just throwing people in Gitmo with absolutely no evidence? We should probably get back to that. For the healing.

UPDATE: Er, tomorrow.

UPDATE: Or now.

Photo: Vogue Italia

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  1. Weirdest side boob shot ever.
    Where’s the freaking nipple!? Is her boob so long that she can tuck it under or down underneath? Did the creators of this image airbrush the nipple out of existence?
    Perplexing.
    And I need an agency analysis on the handwritten drivel in the notebook.

    • McFeely Smackup

      Lindsay has the boobs of a 50 year old woman, they sag grotesquely so in this photo the nipple probably is tucked into the dress and sloppy, formless boobskin is slopping out.

    • DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

      SHE HAS VERY FLAT LIGHT SKIN-COLORED NIPPLES, PROBABLY FADED OUT WITH THE CONTRAST DONE IN PHOTOSHOP

  2. Lindsay Lohan
    jay
    Commented on this photo:

    I DONT CARE, I LOVE THIS BROAD. I want her to give me herpes, hiv, et al. Fuck she’s a skank and I can’t get enough.

  3. Turd Ferguson

    Just give her some coke, booze and film the whole damn death so society can move on.

  4. Lindsay Lohan
    dozat
    Commented on this photo:

    her boobs are a butt!

  5. DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD

    GREAT COUCH

  6. grobpilot

    ‘Whatever happened to just throwing people in Gitmo with absolutely no evidence?” They’re fucking Muslims, what other evidence do you need?

  7. EatCake

    I’d still hit that (no, not with a shovel)
    then let her do a line of blow off my…
    and then hit that again

  8. I seriously think all she needs to do for a while is disappear. She just needs to go someplace without media and parental attention. I wonder how effective it would be for me to hide her in my car on my way back from thanksgiving? (I go down to LA every year).

    • Jay

      Probably very effective, assuming you have 60 Kilo’s of blow in the trunk of your car, that would probably last her for most of the trip…………………..

  9. mfb

    she’s still totally bangable!!!!

  10. Rhialto

    Really?! Ewww!

  11. Nero

    I don’t believe her jail time doesn’t include additional jail time for being freckled.

  12. love the pic. ignore the drama. just wana plant my demon seed in that mama

  13. Pseudopodia

    Tice nits.

  14. Lindsay Lohan
    herbiefrog
    Commented on this photo:

    love the way she writes, very unique…

    …diagonally up and over
    …printed : ))

    you losers have no idea what you are dealing with…

    did you all get brainwashed by the us education system ?

    …to accept that being different was wrong ?
    …and worse ? unamerican ?

    lol losers : )))

    live your sad lives in the slavery you enjoin

  15. sobrietyisacrutch

    This sounds like a job for -
    SUPER STING!!!
    I can finish this whole thing RIGHT NOW!
    *dons superhero suit and rushes off to meet Lindsey in the rehab parking lot*

    • That would be the funniest thing ever; LiLo getting busted within a couple days of getting out after all her “the world is against me” whining.
      I’ve got a nice bag of……um…..oregano to use as bait.
      Garnish with a few presciption pill bottles filled with mints and that should prove irresistible. Good luck!

  16. Lovemypubichairthick

    Tell you one thing and that is she a natural red head and there’s nothing more hotter than a big red bush.

  17. Ilikeyp

    WHAT A LOVELY PICTURE!!!!!

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