Seen here reminding the world why she’s relevant over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan actually showed up for court today – on time – for her probation hearing. Which must’ve felt awesome until the prosecution started demanding jail time and claimed to have proof that Lindsay not only drank after the MTV Movie Awards but also attempted to tamper with her SCRAM. TMZ reports:
Meyers insisted if Lindsay was drinking it should constitute a violation of her probation and subject her to jail. Judge Marsha Revel initially said drinking in and of itself was not a violation of probation — it was just a bail restriction.
But Meyers argued under the terms of Lindsay’s probation, she was required to obey all rules and regulations of the court, and no drinking was one of the rules. The judge seemed somewhat sympathetic to Meyers’ argument.
Meyers also suggested Lindsay’s SCRAM device was tampered with.
Also on the chopping block is Right On, the alcohol education program prosecutors believe is covering for Lindsay. Of course, the real news is Michael Lohan showing up to the hearing and not talking to the press. What the- Did the seas just turn red with blood? Quick, someone check outside for winged horsemen before Lindsay’s starts swinging from their cocks. If she blows one of them for coke, God knows what’ll happen, but let’s assume everyone gets butt-raped by a minotaur. I can see Lindsay being the cause of that.
Photos: Splash News
Chez | July 6, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Yes in a heartbeat. Even though she is cracked right out lol.
savanah | July 6, 2010 at 12:51 pm
FIRST
Chez | July 6, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Maybe in your dreams :p
DarthBlue | July 6, 2010 at 1:01 pm
FAIL!!!
cuntney | July 7, 2010 at 1:30 pm
fucking annoying.
Gene | July 6, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Would someone just put this thing in jail and dry her ass out? Oh….wait….TITS! Never mind.
ZigZagZoey | July 6, 2010 at 12:57 pm
OMG! She showed up, and EARLY??
Michael Lohan didn’t spew crap all over everyone??
Holy shit, maybe the world is ending….
Rush | July 6, 2010 at 1:33 pm
The seas did turn red. Have you seen those pictures of the Gulf of Mexico? First bowl of wrath?
Kae | July 6, 2010 at 1:01 pm
Clock’s ticking, Lindsey, best to drop a sextape now while people care….
AdaLeigh | July 6, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Agreed. Everyone will want to see her cracked out face cowgirling someones cock.
oooaaahhh | July 6, 2010 at 1:02 pm
nice booby
E. Jack Yoolayt | July 6, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Now all we need is a speckled ooops shot to make my day yo.
Taz | July 6, 2010 at 1:17 pm
sexy
Captain_Insano | July 6, 2010 at 1:17 pm
What a useless cunt. With fantastic tits.
gb | July 6, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Danny Cipriani went from Kelly Brooke to this, fool
Rush | July 6, 2010 at 1:30 pm
I love the fact that she’s smoking Parliaments and drinking Life Water… or is that more Kombuchka?
Naked Chicks Rule | July 6, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Yeah, that’s Kombucha. Which has a small amount of alcohol. Half of 1%, but still enough to touch off that thing she wears.
Either it’s a really dumb move or a really smart one. She could claim that the jager-bombs her wrist-machine tells everyone she drank last night is lying & that it really was just a healthy Kombucha drink.
Considering its LL, I’ll go w/ the dumb move.
Chris | July 6, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Court probation is a JOKE.
Deacon Jones' Liver | July 6, 2010 at 1:45 pm
(puts head up)
(puts head down)
Ron Burgandy's BallSack | July 6, 2010 at 2:27 pm
She reminds me of the redheaded freckled porn star.
poshicles | July 6, 2010 at 5:19 pm
why is everyone after this girl? Do you understand the more comments you leave and the more you talk about her the worse it gets. If you really want her to go away stop commenting on her Pics.
kelley | July 6, 2010 at 5:57 pm
When the hell is she going to start wearing a bra ?
huh? | July 6, 2010 at 6:07 pm
Why do photogs follow this talentless c*nts every move? I will comment on this skank no more. I hope everyone else follows…
captain america | July 7, 2010 at 12:40 am
pssssst: ALL HELP IS OUT, folks!!
Kaz | July 7, 2010 at 5:04 am
Go fuck in jail with mill gebpson