Lindsay Lohan’s Courthouse Fashion Funtime!

February 22nd, 2012 // 59 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan was in court today for her monthly freckled underholes licking by the soft, smooth pulsating tongue of celebrity justice per California law. But since I don’t pay taxes there, who gives a shit? Let’s talk about her clothes! Now, what you’re going to want to do is pay careful attention to the fact that Lindsay wore a coat into the hearing, kept it on during the proceedings but when it came time for her exit, SHAZAM. Mint green titty party! Looking impeccably fashionable, Lindsay rocked a form-fitting number that will leave all the gents saying, “Now there’s a large-breasted Tic-Tac I’d let blow me for coke. And I say coke because her face is all puffy so clearly she likes coke. And blowing for it. — I’m gonna call her coke-blower.”

You go, girl!

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. grobpilot

    Waste of space

    • Once Upon a Thyme

      Of all the people she has tried to sue for “ruinning her image” the one person she should have took to court was Greasy The Greek for calling her fire crotch. Fire crotch was the end of Lindsay Lohan, he sealed her fate.

  2. Clarence Beeks

    at least her tits aren’t hanging out.

  3. El Jefe

    Her hair looks like shit. She looks great as a redhead but she continues to be a blonde and has bleached her hair to the point where it almost looks transparent.

  4. dalou

    No question at all as to why she wore a trench coat inside the courtroom. Look at the insides of her arms. No guesswork necessary.

  5. CranAppleSnapple

    Ew. I feel sick after that pulsey tongue comment.

  6. Johnny P!

    Cocaine and Pastels!
    It’s the 80′s all over again.
    Only *** NEW & IMPROVED! *** with even MORE freckled funbags!

    Lookout, Lindsay! Here come Crockett & Tubbs to deliver some sunglass wearin’, unshaven, color-coordinated justice!

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    Cock Dr
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    She’s a legend in her own mind.

  8. I can sense the disappointment in Dallas. The Cock Doctor is gonna have your ass since you mention fashion but totally ignore the shoes.

    • Cock Dr

      Best shot of shoes pic #3.
      Blogger has no love for shoes. Blogger is limited in fashion sensitivities.
      Blogger will continue to focus on huge bulging boobs and butt cheeks and ignore the subtleties of fabric drape and proper fitting. And ya know, we probably wouldn’t want it any other way.

  9. EricLr

    No one knows how to rock the Courthouse steps like Lindsay. She’s a hit on the fashion circuit and a hit on the crack pipe!

  10. Frank Burns

    Maybe she thinks dressing like Benedictine spread will confuse someone into believing she’s turned to the church.

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    So… ya busy later?

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    catapostrophe
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    Cool! She’s purple!

  13. tom

    She looks like shit.

  14. Juano

    Girl looks like she should be one of the hags on Real Hosewives of Whatever Useless City you can think of. Looks to be in her mid-40s.

  15. BrandiLye

    I like Lindsay and hope the best for her, but that fugly hair is no place to begin.

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    Snack pack
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    She looks freakishly inhuman.

  17. Sean

    Her hair is horrible. She needs to go back to her natural red.

    Why is she striving so hard to look like her mother?

    • Sliver

      Fuck yeah…that color is hard to maintain on someone of her natural shade. For God’s sake woman, change it back already. Or do you like looking like shit?

      • Jessesgirl

        Cause she has hardly any of her own hair left and red/brunette would make that much more obvious than blonde. She needs to shave off that shitty weave and start over with a wig.

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    And I love how, despite the fact she’s almost 26 years old, thus making her an “adult” (oh wait, it’s Lindsey Lohan we’re talking about) for legal purposes, her mother has to attend this perfunctory hearing with her. This isn’t the penalty phase of a 1st degree murder trial. It’s a routine hearing. I don’t think it’s possible to actually determine which of this attention-starved, feckless monsters is the more vapid, useless and aggrandizing…it’s a dead heat.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Tight Dress Overcoat Court Probation Hearing
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    Check out Cankles McFlatso, the obligatory “PA”, in the all-black (except her dingy, desinger tennies) getup on the right. It looks like Monica Lewinsky’s resurfaced.

  20. herbiefrog

    …fabulous darling [what?

    where did our sweet baby lindsay* go ?

    [[what ? …she’ll be fine

    …preoccupied ? [what ?

  21. Adam Frawley

    Jumped the shark 60 eight- balls ago

  22. Cliff Scheckelman

    even her pron career is fading , after looking at these photos!

  23. Obviously, someone else dressed her.

  24. Lindsay Lohan Tight Dress Overcoat Court Probation Hearing
    Cock Dr
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    She’s still got some looks left…burning them up fast.

  25. Lindsay Lohan Tight Dress Overcoat Court Probation Hearing
    Cock Dr
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    The naval should not be visible through clothes worn to court.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Tight Dress Overcoat Court Probation Hearing
    Cock Dr
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    Fancy jailhouse bitch.

  27. SFRowGuy

    Actually that dress looks good on her (!). I am assuming it doesn’t say ‘Spank me, I’m bad.’ on the back.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Tight Dress Overcoat Court Probation Hearing
    NOI
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    Look at that officer on the right, he’s giving her a middle finger, HA!

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    spartacus
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    SNAAAARRRFFFF!!!

  30. Lindsay Lohan Tight Dress Overcoat Court Probation Hearing
    spartacus
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    just unattractive.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Tight Dress Overcoat Court Probation Hearing
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    Are those track marks on her left arm?

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    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Huge Star Banned From The Oscars – theFABlife

    It is Borat. Some huge star.

  33. forrest

    hahahahahahahahahahaha, THIS DRESS WAS $ 19.95, you idiots!!

  34. ace11

    Here’s a question

    Who’d you rather?

    Dina or Lindsay?

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    sid
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    ugly wig

  36. SFRowGuy

    Really. I’ll take death too.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Tight Dress Overcoat Court Probation Hearing
    LaceyQ
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    She is trying so hard to be someone she is not! Why does she want to be blonde so bad and cover up her freckles. She looks so fake that color of hair doesn’t work for her. Just be yourself stupid.

  38. Lindsay Lohan Tight Dress Overcoat Court Probation Hearing
    Bri
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    I think if I were to go to sleep in 2004 and just wake up now I wouldn’t even recognize her as Lindsay Lohan. She doesn’t even resemble her old self. I wonder if she realizes she is so ugly now.

  39. Lindsay Lohan Tight Dress Overcoat Court Probation Hearing
    Bri
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    Is she wearing a wig? Or is that just bad extension?? Guess she can’t afford a good stylist or make-up artist. WTF she is so ugly.

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