Lindsay Lohan’s Courthouse Fashion Funtime!
Lindsay Lohan was in court today for her monthly freckled underholes licking by the soft, smooth pulsating tongue of celebrity justice per California law. But since I don’t pay taxes there, who gives a shit? Let’s talk about her clothes! Now, what you’re going to want to do is pay careful attention to the fact that Lindsay wore a coat into the hearing, kept it on during the proceedings but when it came time for her exit, SHAZAM. Mint green titty party! Looking impeccably fashionable, Lindsay rocked a form-fitting number that will leave all the gents saying, “Now there’s a large-breasted Tic-Tac I’d let blow me for coke. And I say coke because her face is all puffy so clearly she likes coke. And blowing for it. — I’m gonna call her coke-blower.”
You go, girl!
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