Lindsay Lohan was in court today for her monthly freckled underholes licking by the soft, smooth pulsating tongue of celebrity justice per California law. But since I don’t pay taxes there, who gives a shit? Let’s talk about her clothes! Now, what you’re going to want to do is pay careful attention to the fact that Lindsay wore a coat into the hearing, kept it on during the proceedings but when it came time for her exit, SHAZAM. Mint green titty party! Looking impeccably fashionable, Lindsay rocked a form-fitting number that will leave all the gents saying, “Now there’s a large-breasted Tic-Tac I’d let blow me for coke. And I say coke because her face is all puffy so clearly she likes coke. And blowing for it. — I’m gonna call her coke-blower.”
You go, girl!
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