Lindsay Lohan was in court today for her monthly freckled underholes licking by the soft, smooth pulsating tongue of celebrity justice per California law. But since I don’t pay taxes there, who gives a shit? Let’s talk about her clothes! Now, what you’re going to want to do is pay careful attention to the fact that Lindsay wore a coat into the hearing, kept it on during the proceedings but when it came time for her exit, SHAZAM. Mint green titty party! Looking impeccably fashionable, Lindsay rocked a form-fitting number that will leave all the gents saying, “Now there’s a large-breasted Tic-Tac I’d let blow me for coke. And I say coke because her face is all puffy so clearly she likes coke. And blowing for it. — I’m gonna call her coke-blower.”
You go, girl!
Photos: Getty, Splash News
Waste of space
Of all the people she has tried to sue for “ruinning her image” the one person she should have took to court was Greasy The Greek for calling her fire crotch. Fire crotch was the end of Lindsay Lohan, he sealed her fate.
at least her tits aren’t hanging out.
No, but there’s still no bra involved.
Her hair looks like shit. She looks great as a redhead but she continues to be a blonde and has bleached her hair to the point where it almost looks transparent.
No kidding, El Jefe.
Sometimes I suspect she gets paid to look this bad. Otherwise it’s Britney Spears syndrome.
No question at all as to why she wore a trench coat inside the courtroom. Look at the insides of her arms. No guesswork necessary.
Ew. I feel sick after that pulsey tongue comment.
Cocaine and Pastels!
It’s the 80′s all over again.
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Lookout, Lindsay! Here come Crockett & Tubbs to deliver some sunglass wearin’, unshaven, color-coordinated justice!
She’s a legend in her own mind.
I can sense the disappointment in Dallas. The Cock Doctor is gonna have your ass since you mention fashion but totally ignore the shoes.
Best shot of shoes pic #3.
Blogger has no love for shoes. Blogger is limited in fashion sensitivities.
Blogger will continue to focus on huge bulging boobs and butt cheeks and ignore the subtleties of fabric drape and proper fitting. And ya know, we probably wouldn’t want it any other way.
Nah, you just need to convince more starlets to wear shoes on their boobs.
I like how you think, Frank
No one knows how to rock the Courthouse steps like Lindsay. She’s a hit on the fashion circuit and a hit on the crack pipe!
Maybe she thinks dressing like Benedictine spread will confuse someone into believing she’s turned to the church.
So… ya busy later?
Cool! She’s purple!
She looks like shit.
Girl looks like she should be one of the hags on Real Hosewives of Whatever Useless City you can think of. Looks to be in her mid-40s.
They’s not hags, they’s bootiful!
I like Lindsay and hope the best for her, but that fugly hair is no place to begin.
She looks freakishly inhuman.
Her hair is horrible. She needs to go back to her natural red.
Why is she striving so hard to look like her mother?
Fuck yeah…that color is hard to maintain on someone of her natural shade. For God’s sake woman, change it back already. Or do you like looking like shit?
Cause she has hardly any of her own hair left and red/brunette would make that much more obvious than blonde. She needs to shave off that shitty weave and start over with a wig.
And I love how, despite the fact she’s almost 26 years old, thus making her an “adult” (oh wait, it’s Lindsey Lohan we’re talking about) for legal purposes, her mother has to attend this perfunctory hearing with her. This isn’t the penalty phase of a 1st degree murder trial. It’s a routine hearing. I don’t think it’s possible to actually determine which of this attention-starved, feckless monsters is the more vapid, useless and aggrandizing…it’s a dead heat.
Check out Cankles McFlatso, the obligatory “PA”, in the all-black (except her dingy, desinger tennies) getup on the right. It looks like Monica Lewinsky’s resurfaced.
…fabulous darling [what?
where did our sweet baby lindsay* go ?
[[what ? …she’ll be fine
…preoccupied ? [what ?
That’s way weirder than usual.
It’s like their multiple personalities keep breaking in.
Jumped the shark 60 eight- balls ago
Jumped the shark 6000 8 – balls ago
She’s also literally had sex with a shark while high on an 8-ball.
even her pron career is fading , after looking at these photos!
the coke – blow job ratio is going down fast. She’ll be lucky to get a line for doing two guys in a year . How sh got to do SNL is a real mystery
MMMMMM, Puffy Coke face !
Obviously, someone else dressed her.
She’s still got some looks left…burning them up fast.
How can you tell? Dyed hair, face obscured with glasses, fake trout pout lips and freckles…..
The naval should not be visible through clothes worn to court.
Fancy jailhouse bitch.
Actually that dress looks good on her (!). I am assuming it doesn’t say ‘Spank me, I’m bad.’ on the back.
Look at that officer on the right, he’s giving her a middle finger, HA!
SNAAAARRRFFFF!!!
just unattractive.
Are those track marks on her left arm?
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It is Borat. Some huge star.
Maybe they mean “tall”.
hahahahahahahahahahaha, THIS DRESS WAS $ 19.95, you idiots!!
Here’s a question
Who’d you rather?
Dina or Lindsay?
Is death also an option?
ugly wig
Really. I’ll take death too.
She is trying so hard to be someone she is not! Why does she want to be blonde so bad and cover up her freckles. She looks so fake that color of hair doesn’t work for her. Just be yourself stupid.
I think if I were to go to sleep in 2004 and just wake up now I wouldn’t even recognize her as Lindsay Lohan. She doesn’t even resemble her old self. I wonder if she realizes she is so ugly now.
Is she wearing a wig? Or is that just bad extension?? Guess she can’t afford a good stylist or make-up artist. WTF she is so ugly.
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