Lindsay Lohan’s Gone Full Hooker

October 13th, 2011 // 262 Comments

With her international prostitute ring in full swing, it was only a matter of time until Lindsay Lohan started showing the normal wear and tear experienced by most streetwalkers: Chipped, yellow teeth; strange scars and bruises and the compulsive need to secretly itch one’s freckle-lajora while thinking no one will notice. How she didn’t drag her ass across the carpet until someone put a cone around her neck is a testament of the human spirit – or the presence of an open bar. Probably that last one.

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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    third_policeman
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    Lindsay: Does any here know me? This is not Lindsay. Does Lindsay walk thus? speak thus? Where are her eyes? Either her notion weakens, her discernings are lethargied – Ha! Walking? ‘Tis not so. Who is it that can tell me who I am?

    Samantha Ronson: Lindsay’s shadow.

  2. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Green Meanie
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    Hey! It’s Stifflers Mom!

  3. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    ashley schaeffer
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    She didn’t get new teeth. They still look like she just ate a doo doo sandwich.

  4. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    linz
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    no, it’s HATCHET face without the make up.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    GABRIELLA
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    Ignorance, these women ate with HANDS berries stain teeth AND THE SKIN

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    niko
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    the hair matches the theets:))))the good side is that her hair look decently

    • Jay

      Her hair looks gross and over processed. She looks like a cheap hooker.. not even a high class hooker. Her mom must be really proud of her daughters. Both look like a plastic surgery “gone bad” ad. If she lives to be 35 it will be a miracle..but her mom won’t care.. she has Ashley.. who looks like a freak with her new lips and cheek implants.. Oh wait.. her mom said neither girl has anything fake.. RIGHTTTTTTTTTTT

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    Machiajtatuaj
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    uff !

  8. Lindsay Lohan Yellow Teeth Chipped
    Ched_Head
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    This isn’t nail polish. I’ve met plenty of drug users and I can honestly tell you that the bruising on her hand was caused by the heat of the glass meth/crack pipe. You begin to feel so good that you don’t notice the heat and it destroys your fingers. It appears shiny because her hand is swollen and perspiring.

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    Kaylan
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    Im surprised no one realizes whats going on, she is most likely using crystal meth, meth messes with your blood stream causing the purple/blue/black color on the extremities as well as rotting the teeth…the chip in the front is cause the meth is eating away at the teeth causing them to become brittle and break very easily.I hope im wrong though, but its very clear to me having much experience with that horrible drug.I will pray for her.

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    Crystal
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    Wtf? If swearing nail polish on your hand supposed to be cool and make you look incapable and old? Or what? Just wtf.

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    bandarra
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    that’s just nail polish. no big deal. she’s doing her own manicure, good sign — she’s adjusting to her current financial situation :P

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    disillusionisreal
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    One should never paint their own nails when cranked up on crack…..word from your mother.

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    SeeAlice
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    Bad circulation in her hands ?

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    Benita
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    It looks like fingernail polish t me. She just didn’t wait til it dried

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