Lindsay Lohan Had Dinner With Woody Allen

May 7th, 2012 // 33 Comments
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“Oh my God. They found me. I don’t know how but they found me. Run for it, Marty!”

So far this year, Lindsay Lohan has had only two acting jobs which she either showed up six hours late to (Glee) or skipped dress rehearsals (SNL), so naturally Woody Allen wanted to have dinner with her over the weekend to discuss casting her in his next film because clearly she’s turned a corner. Although in his defense, he did just see The Parent Trap for the first time and no one had the heart to tell him it came out 14 years ago. “So, let me get this straight. There’s only one of you and you’re not of legal age to be adopted? — How good are you at making yourself look Asian…”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

    Lilo & Pedo: great combo.

  2. Am I suffering from the hysterical blindness or does she actually look really good again?

    • LJ

      She does look like a woman in her mid 30s when she’s standing next to a guy in his mid 70s, and for her that’s good.

      • Archie Leach

        But if you take away the comparative advantage of being next to the 70s-pedo, lohan ages into mid-50s.

  3. “Annie Eightball”
    “Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sexually Transmitted Diseases”
    “Hannah and her Blisters”
    “Play it Again, Samantha”

    and the easiest. . .

    “Take the Money and Run”

    • I don’t know about the rest of you, but if I keep getting those “thumbs down” responses, I’m just going to stop posting anything remotely negative about Lindsey Lohan, and only post positive things regarding her place in our culture and her glorious role therein.

      It’s almost as though I am somehow being manipulated electronically via pre-programmed computer scripts which look for words like “disease,” or “crackwhore”, and I am compelled to
      obey . . .

  4. Yeah. ‘Dinner’.

  5. GetOverYourself

    I am sure she will deliver a breakout performance in Woody’s latest theatrical masterpiece. All of you haters will regret your nasty comments when she is accepting her oscar. SO THERE!

  6. it had to be said

    Well, she’s over 16, not his partner’s adopted kid, and white, so we know it wasn’t sexual.

  7. Outspoken

    Lindsay s a bonafide 10!!! She is so freaking hot!!!!!!

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    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    “Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the film academy. They were assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for me. Ah? My name is Woody. It’s Woody, Angels. Time to go to work . . on my woody.”

  9. JustWondering

    Why does American Apparel have the ugliest models imaginable?

  10. Lindsay Lohan Woody Allen
    Jonas Grumby
    Commented on this photo:

    Lilo is really rockin’ the tablecloth and housecoat look.

  11. The Royal Penis

    I can’t believe this old pervert Jew Bag has a chance to nail that crack ho.

    I’ll bet Soon-Yi is jealous and Mia Farrow is finally laughing.

  12. Archie Leach

    I’d say that Woody is better than this, but then I’d be lying.

  13. don henley

    sure she’s not sixteen anymore…but she has the maturity and mentality of a sixteen year old, so that’ll do nicely…hell, he’s no mensch – a complete pervert, if you will, with access to boutique narcotics…so yeah that’ll do nicely

  14. erik

    Hahaha, great quote, but it’s, “…run for it, Marty!”

  15. Lindsay Lohan Woody Allen
    Dannuuuu
    Commented on this photo:

    Woody Allen’s mind: “why is this girl still following me? I already gave her an autographed napkin”

  16. Lindsay Lohan Woody Allen
    Dannuuuu
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe if I make my boob fall out, he’ll hire me in his next movie!

  17. Lindsay Lohan Woody Allen
    Dannuuuu
    Commented on this photo:

    Quick! Where did he go? My lips are ready for action!

  18. Lindsay Lohan Woody Allen
    Dannuuuu
    Commented on this photo:

    Woody: Stop following me, or I’ll call the police!
    Lindsay: You know my friends?!

  19. Lindsay Lohan Woody Allen
    Dannuuuu
    Commented on this photo:

    Woody: “Sorry Lindsay, I’d have gladly raped you 9 years ago when you actually looked 25″

  20. Lindsay Lohan Woody Allen
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Woody’s kid with Soon-Yi? Because … wow, that is one amazingly lucky climb out of the genetics pool. She’s right cute.

  21. I’m pretty sure this is her new technique to appear Hollywood-relevant: Drink someplace where famous people will be, call paps when famous person is spotted, then walk out “with” them when they leave.

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    mikey
    Commented on this photo:

    hot

  23. Lindsay Lohan Woody Allen
    che
    Commented on this photo:

    Ali you’ve gained the weight back

  24. I hope this turns into something good for her and she doesn’t flush it down the toilet.

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