Lindsay Lohan Will Be Out of Jail Today. I’m Calling It.
While watching TMZ’s live feed before the court ordered all video and audio recordings turned off while Lindsay Lohan was handcuffed, two things the judge said suggested, to me anyway, that we’ll be seeing Groinus Infernus walk out of jail this afternoon:
1. The time Lindsay must check into rehab after serving his sentence was dropped from two days to 24 hours.
2. The judge said she’s not sure how long the jail will hold Lindsay and has heard various numbers at various times. All she can do is “impose the sentence.” Though she made it clear there would be no house arrest or work release.
I really hope I’m wrong about this, but let the countdown to the ol’ overcrowding excuse begin!
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