Lindsay Lohan Wants $1 Million for Post-Jail Interview

Because going to jail should be always be a financially rewarding experience, Lindsay Lohan is currently trying to sell her first post-jail interview for $1 million, according to Popeater:

“Financially, it’s the best thing that could have ever happened to Lindsay,” a magazine insider tells me. “It’s no secret that Lindsay has been in financial trouble for a while. She will earn more money from her post-prison interview than she ever earned acting.”
Lindsay is not the first celebrity to turn her troubles into a cash cow.
The New York Post reported that Paris Hilton was offered a million dollars for her post-prison interview back in June 2007. After a public outcry, however, several media outlets ultimately decided not to pursue Paris, forcing her to give her interview away to CNN’s Larry King for free.

Just in case there’s any networks out there actually contemplating this deal, allow me to save you a shitload of money by telling you exactly how this thing will go down:

“Boo hoo hoo, it’s not my fault. Life is so unfair. I was set up. Until I get an apology from the entire legal system I’m going on hunger strike that will conveniently look like a coke binge, but trust me it’s not. I never tell a lie. *rubs nose* Linda Lovelace.”

You’re welcome.

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