Lindsay Lohan Wants $1 Million for Post-Jail Interview

July 8th, 2010 // 58 Comments

Because going to jail should be always be a financially rewarding experience, Lindsay Lohan is currently trying to sell her first post-jail interview for $1 million, according to Popeater:

“Financially, it’s the best thing that could have ever happened to Lindsay,” a magazine insider tells me. “It’s no secret that Lindsay has been in financial trouble for a while. She will earn more money from her post-prison interview than she ever earned acting.”
Lindsay is not the first celebrity to turn her troubles into a cash cow.
The New York Post reported that Paris Hilton was offered a million dollars for her post-prison interview back in June 2007. After a public outcry, however, several media outlets ultimately decided not to pursue Paris, forcing her to give her interview away to CNN’s Larry King for free.

Just in case there’s any networks out there actually contemplating this deal, allow me to save you a shitload of money by telling you exactly how this thing will go down:

“Boo hoo hoo, it’s not my fault. Life is so unfair. I was set up. Until I get an apology from the entire legal system I’m going on hunger strike that will conveniently look like a coke binge, but trust me it’s not. I never tell a lie. *rubs nose* Linda Lovelace.”

You’re welcome.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. its me fuckers

    $1,000,000 and a sex tape from the jail. The worst thing about it is that some stupid fucker is going to pay her this.

    • bob

      my first thoughts exactly!!!!

      Who are the dumb motherfuckers that will pay her this? People? Us Weekly? Someone will. assholes!

      • IF they pay her it’s only b-cuz thousands upon thousands of fat housewives, trailer trash, and general American clay people and their chubby, overfed, under exercised children consume their stupid magazines by the gross. Lindsay is nothing more than a sad caricature that some people actually envy.

  2. Smithereens

    There is no justice in this world.

  3. Franksinatrastein
    Commented on this photo:

    Will she allow the interviewer to smack her every time she says something false or stupid? If so, I might be able to raise the cash…

  4. I bet she would settle for some crystal meth and a Large Jamocha shake to do it..

  5. beetsjeep

    so sick of her

  6. ZigZagZoey

    Hmmmm ~ Wouldn’t it be cool if the judge ruled that she can’t make any money off of it?

    • Badger Bob

      I thought there was an existing law about profiting off of a crime. No? I would love to see interview $ be confiscated.

      …and please let the judge find her in contempt for the fingernail words, sentences to run consecutively please.

    • jumpin_j

      There is. It’s the “Son Of Sam” law, but I think it only applies in NY State. In LA it’s the Sonofabitch Law.

  7. Kevin

    This is the kind of shit we support in this country.

  8. Jen

    I think we should all throw a fit so that bitch doesnt get paid for it, just like what happened to Paris…

  9. Deanna

    I love Lindsay. She’s means the same thing to me as Jerry Springer meant to my mom: soo happy that’s not me :)

  10. MisAnnThropy

    Really?? REALLY?!?

    Give me a fucking break.. this duck lipped, coke whore had a chance at a good career, making good money and she blew it all on blow.. Now she wants a mill for “boo who, woe is me” bullshit story!?

    I’m just waiting for this bitch to show up on TMZ for a accidental overdose that she doesn’t come back from.. Or this time she will clean up & invest that mill wisely.. who the fuck cares.. Although i have to admit, I haven’t enjoyed watching someone’s life crash and burn this much since Brittany & Jessica..

  11. Dork

    I’ll give her $20 to let me diddle her titties

  12. Georgeo

    Payable in cocaine.

  13. Mike Nike

    1 million? It pays to be a freckled fire crotch pussy.

  14. Why not?

    Hell, the Carlyle Group profits off of war and death, so why not?

  15. Captain_Insano

    Yeah, because a 23? year old has been who starred in one movie of note and has done nothing but drink and do drugs for the last 5 years will have lots of interesting things to say:

    US magazine: So Lindsay, are you taking steps to clean up your act now that you’ve done time?

    Lindsay: Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    US magazine: Uh huh. And are your parents helping you along?
    Lindsay: *does line of coke off of reporters leg*
    US magazine: I see. Do you have anything to say about your stay in jail
    Lindsay: I like ponies!!!!!!!!

  16. Chelsea

    wow.. shes one classy lady…

  17. Cock Dr

    But I thought her leggings bizz was doing so well?
    What do they sell that crap for, about $100 each all because LiLo got her name on it?
    It’s understandable though that she would need that kind of cash flow, since Carvel ice cream has cut off the Lohans completely from their free frozen dairy treats. And it’s summer too! So unfair!

  18. Some Girl

    Kate Moss wannabe.

  19. Alamander

    So…when she gets out of jail, is she still on random drug tests / probation? Or can she just go back into ultimate party mode?

  20. That mug *JUST* turned 24 on July 2. Someone needs to blast those rectal and cervical cells she calls a face with some Preparation H.

    • Cock Dr

      LiLo is surrounded by ass licking fashion world toadies who help fill her head with dope & “Lindsay, you’re the most beautiful girl ever” delusions.
      She thinks she looks great!
      Go directly to jail; do not collect one millions dollars. Earn it.

  21. Randal(l)

    Man I can’t wait for that sex tape to come out.

    Randal(l)

  22. mnsuperbee

    Let Martin Bashir do it!!!!

  23. Doc Schweinstrudel

    THATS BORING!!!

  24. joho777

    I bet that Lindsay wants a million dollar fee!

    Rumors are going around that Lindsay is a lot closer to being broke than anyone suspected.

    So she is willing to do “just anything” for a million dollars.

    Be sure and wear your hasmat suits?

  25. Mr. Obvious

    Damn it!!! This voodoo doll doesn’t work. She should already be dead from all the pins I put into her. Or at least forgotten by the world.

  26. Idiot!

    This stupid little bitch has absolutely no shame. A million bucks to hear her say “It’s not my fault, it was a setup, my dad did this to me, I don’t deserve jail, the fucking bitch judge hates me, everyone is being mean to me”? She’s saying that now; why would I want to see her do it again? And, her trying to cash in on her jail sentence is NOT helping her; it’s just one more thing that can be brought up in court, to show her irresponsible behavior & document her refusal to be accountable for anything while trying to enrich herself. Any tabloid that buys this should burn to the ground.

    She’s a no-talent, psychotic, c*m guzzling, alcoholic, drug addicted, carpet munching, lying, piece of sh*t attention whore. I hope they forget where she is in the jail system & throw away the key to her cell; I hope she rots in there…

  27. Pat C

    If Paris Hilton didn’t get the money, don’t see why Lindsay would get it.

  28. Some Girl

    Lindsay looks really beautful in these pix. I like the chains too. Whoever did her eye make-up, she should stick ith that person.

  29. K

    Like it even matters, 1 million dollars would last 6 months tops in the hands of Lindsay Lohan, then she’ll probably be broke again.

  30. Lola M.

    The sad thing about all of this is that she actually believes that people are going to pay to her to talk about her stint in jail. It wasn’t horrible for you, you got clothes, 3 meals a day, a shower and a million letters from people talking about how they think it’s so unfair for her to be in jail.
    She needs to get over herself, she’s a D-List, if that, celebrity that people only like for a cheap scandal. She’ll be gone quicker than Britney Spear’s Starbucks as soon as the next one comes along.

  31. Mike Iksard
    Commented on this photo:

    GASP!

  32. Galtacticus

    It would be a pleasure to spend time in jail for that amount of cash!

  33. Gando

    Let’s face it,history has shown that being a Hollywood celebrity and serving jail time that doesn’t go well together.Somehow the big audience doesn’t like the idea.

  34. Pantera
    Commented on this photo:

    woah is that photoshopped? Fat sausage leg. Damn being off drugs and everything- BLOATED like a popper fish

  35. dee

    Does anybody else think she’s going to kill herself real soon?
    Or maybe she won’t because she’s too selfish and wants to damage our lives with her existence.

  36. Olpol

    In Australia, people can’t make a financial gain from any interviews or book deals or publicity type stuff stemming from any illegal activity.

  37. mr noitall

    Why not? It’s like selling tickets to a train wreck.

  38. JN
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll give her a post-jail boning.

  39. captain america

    she still thinks somebody want to read about her.
    on the other hand: AMERICAN LOSERS ENOUGH!!

  40. robinjack

    I think the money she want is too much………
    don’t you think so……..

    SAP Certification in London

  41. Steelerchick

    AMEN!!!!!
    Exactly how the interview will go. Who needs an interview???

  42. Tim

    What’s really sad is that some bs paper is going to pay her…

  43. Frank

    C’mon folks you know it’s going to happen. Eventually she will wrap a car around a light pole or smash into another car killing them and herself. Someone just shoot her in the head.

  44. Frank

    She’s a prissy bitch that thinks her shit doesn’t stink and rules don’t apply. She needs to be dead.

  45. Frank

    Lindsay,

    We all understand that you are miserable. It’s just not worth it anymore, go towards the light………….the flaming light of hell.

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