The Hotel Owner Lindsay Lohan Blows To Get Into Parties Got Busted With Coke. What Are The Odds?

Back in 2011, we posted shady pics of Lindsay Lohan with Dream Hotel owner Vikram Chatwal (above) hours before he escorted her into a Fashion Week party at his hotel she wasn’t invited to. The two have been seen together on and off since then, and now comes word that Vikram was picked up Tuesday for trafficking while trying to board a plane in Florida that let’s assume was headed to Brazil where someone’s broke and desperate just the way he likes it. TMZ reports:

Chatwal was booked on one count of trafficking (6 grams of heroin) and seven counts of possession … including cocaine, buprenorphine (an opioid), clonazepam (a sedative), alprazolam (Xanax) and lorazepam (muscle relaxants), ketamine (a horse tranquilizer) and weed.

In related news, Lindsay Lohan’s search history now contains the words, “how to say cocaine buprenorphine clonazepam alprazolam lorezepam ketamine marijuana blowjob your penis for in brazilish.”

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