Lindsay Lohan Thought David Letterman Wouldn’t Ask Her About Rehab. He Did.

April 10th, 2013 // 42 Comments
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There’s no way I’m ruining this with a caption.

For God knows what reason, Lindsay Lohan was on The Late Show last night where she apparently thought she was a big enough star to make David Letterman stick to pre-approved questions which he didn’t and instead proceeded to constantly ask her about her court-ordered stint in rehab. And because years of coke and prostitution have drained Lindsay’s ability to act, you can visibly see her face sour before saying, “This wasn’t part of the pre-interview,” as if she’s someone Dave should cater to and not make stand on a ball for sardines. Honestly, I don’t get why anyone’s inviting her on their show for anything but that.

“Want to talk about my new clothing line?”
“Nope.” *puts sardine can on table, cocks gun*

God, I need my own show.

And here’s the full interview in case you want to spend 14 minutes of your life listening to Lindsay Lohan talk. Although at one point, David Letterman makes her cry, so there’s the nudge you needed to do this instead of work. I’m a helper:

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. PinkyTuscadero

    She’s a goner. Dave’ll be on record as one of the few who have given a shit. Love him.

    • Randal

      Lindsay really shows the beauty that she’s always had within, as she becomes very emotional by David’s heart felt comments. When celebrities show this side of themselves to the public and shed the shield they carry around with them, people can relate a lot easier to the troubles they go through.

      We’ve all felt the pressure of life on our shoulders, and I wish nothing but the best for you, Lindsay.

      Randal

  2. JC

    The crying starts at 11:30ish, but it’s not that exciting. It’s the result of Dave giving her a compliment, not any actual self-realization on her part. The rest is just her mouthing insincere platitudes about rehab and pretending to take responsible for her own actions while at the same time referring to herself as a “target.”

  3. inkydink

    who cares. this twat needs to OD and die already. so sick of her and all the special treatment she gets.

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dumb bitch thinks she’s back in 2005.”

  5. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    “Whoa, we’ve got some hard-living hookers on this street. No thanks.”

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    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    “You ain’t getting near THIS watch!”

  7. Even Raymond Felton wants nothing to do with this…unless she’s packing a cheeseburger, than he’ll reconsider.

  8. I never thought I’d love David Letterman, but I do now.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s a nice ass for a 55 year old hooker. Wait, what? She’s how old?

  10. What has she done lately of worth that she thought Dave was going to ask her about?

    That’s like Amanda Bynes being booked on the show and expecting them to ask her questions about “The Amanda Show” and not about her being a batshit insane pothead.

    • JC

      “Scary Movie V” is a work of startling complexity that presents true challenges to the actors/artists. Dave did us all a disservice by not delving into it further.

      /channeling my inner Randal

  11. Lindsay Lohan Legs Leather Miniskirt The Late Show With David Letterman
    Commented on this photo:

    “uhhh uh, not even with a stolen dick…”

  12. man

    My GOD….STOP INFLATING YOUR LIPS!!!!!!!

  13. Deacon Jones

    Something tells me this interview was immediately followed by her angrily smoking a cigarette and yelling at her flaming publicist…

  14. dave is so much less full of unicorn shit than jay leno.

  15. Mike

    I love fat Dwayne Wade looking at her like, “I’d still tap that white ass. Coked out and all”

  16. Cock Dr

    I was hoping Dave would ask her to take a pee test right there on the show.
    How many more times will she grace this site with her floppy freckled flapjacks & frozen fish face before that final curtain call?

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    brick
    Commented on this photo:

    “If the bitch had one….I’d tap it!”

  18. anonym

    hahah. That black guy’s reaction needs a caption.

  19. Never thought I’d see the day, but I actually felt compassion watching this person. She’s clearly got issues. I hope she gets it figured out and gets back to her former hotness and sees this post of mine and gives me a blowjay.

  20. She is so incredibly useless. Her career is over, yet no one has told her yet.

  21. Dave did her a big favor, and not because he was firm but kind (though that, too). I mean from a purely marketing point of view. By keeping the conversation on her, he kept it away from that clip. If people feel sorry for her, her career might not be over; but if people think that stupid, unfunny clip is the best work she can now do, then she really is done.

  22. kurgen99

    She looks like shit.

  23. I thought she did a great job on Letterman. She really has presence. Such a shame she continues to fuck up, because she should have been one of the best actresses of all time.

    I will always have a soft spot in my heart for her, she is kind of badass.

  24. Jade

    What did she do to her face? She looks like a skinny fat girl.

  25. Yes, Lindsay honestly thought Dave would stick to “pre-approved questions” and not go to “off-limits” topics like rehab. Blame Lindsay for being stupid—no stretch there—but also blame the state of celebrity journalism today.

    Some 15-20 years ago, celebrity magazines and interviewers generally decided to accept celebrities’ (or more often, their publicists’) demands that they stay away from sensitive topics or else lose the interview. Because when it comes to celebrity coverage, getting the interview is more important than doing it right—i.e., being a journalist—lest they lose the interview to a rival publication with no qualms about going soft on a subject if it means getting the interview, gaining readership, and earning profits. This brand of celebrity “journalism” is all about money, not reportorial integrity.

    And of course, celebrity journalism is what Lindsay has mostly been surrounded by throughout her career. TMZ and the question-shouting paparazzi are one thing, but presumably every interview she’s ever agreed to sit down for had set limits and pre-approved questions. And that’s why she just assumed that would be the case here, too—this was just another one of those interviews to her.

    Remember when Kanye went off on Matt Lauer for something he asked, or when he threw that tantrum backstage at “Good Morning America”? The same deal. Celebs spend so much time in the cosseted cocoon set up for them, they’re not prepared for any sort of experience that shatters that protective bubble.

  26. bill

    Despite her very public fall from stardom she is still surrounded by enablers. Her parents, management and even the California penal system constantly reinforce the notion that she is special. Sadly, the public and entertainment decision makers do not think this. It’s hard to feel sorry for someone that has been given so many chances.

  27. In previous interviews she always sounded confident about her being “all changed now”, now she juts looks defeated and finished. Maybe it’s a good thing, or maybe she’s just lost the last ounce of her acting talent.

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    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    This needs to be the new banner picture.

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    namevisible
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture, there’s a black guy saying “Girl please” with his eyes.

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    bodhemon
    Commented on this photo:

    If She was smarter she’d PAY someone to be in the background of every photo with an expression that says, “Not as toe-up as I would’ve thought. I’d prolly still hit it.”

  31. Lindsay Lohan Legs Leather Miniskirt The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Crazy white chicks blocking the damn sidewalk, posing for pictures.

  32. Ali Lohan Bra See Through Shirt The Late Show With David Letterman
    Meshuggah Tits
    Commented on this photo:

    Karen Carpenter is alive?

  33. kery

    Her lips looks disgusting ewwwwwwww!!

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    irishboyo
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is Raymond Felton staring at Lindsay’s ass?

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    just_elizabeth
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s pretty clear what this guy’s thinking, but for the sake of clarity and to confirm it for him: that purple bag *would* work better with the dress he wore last Friday.

  36. David Letterman is the man!!!!

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