Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Poised For A Hollywood Comeback

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Lindsay Lohan’s starring run in Speed-the-Plow will end November 29th, but before she heads back to the states finally giving England a change to delouse their capitol city, she’s of course already talking about how successful her career’s about to be. Via Radar Online:

“Lindsay is doing better than she has in years!” a close friend of the once-troubled star tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.“Lindsay is determined to be a movie star again.”

“And then Lindsay turned her gaze slightly from the mirror, eyes averted as the lights in the room dimmed without anyone touching a switch. The creature now visible in the darkened dressing room vanity had sagging, gray circles under its eyes. Eyes that were crowded with once playful freckles, now slowly melting into liver spots. Clutching at its pendulous, withered breasts and heaving them sickeningly upwards, it hissed ‘Okay girls, we’re back in the game but this could be our last chance. Anything tries to stop us, we blow it, or kill it and it doesn’t even have to be in that order.'”

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