These Teasers For Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie Aren’t Helping And Other News

The Superficial / November 14, 2012

- Apparently Ben Affleck will show up to anything he’s invited to. “And how!” said Blake Lively’s vagina. [Lainey Gossip]

- First Time Chivettes [theCHIVE]

- Janeane Garofalo was married for the past 20 years and had no idea. [Dlisted]

- And now for the inevitable “WHY NOT BABY GOOSE?!” backlash. [BuzzFeed]

- Keira Knightley will never stop going topless. [IDLYITW]

- Ashley Greene wore whatever the hell this is. [Popoholic]

- Christina Aguilera’s breasts are still on The Voice. [TooFab]

- Rosie Jones in lingerie, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- James Franco’s Whoa face will take you a magical place of wonder and dick-nose-chantment. [FilmDrunk]

- Here’s the rest of Rihanna in GQ and Jesus Christ… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- David Hasselhoff throwing shade at Kim Kardashian. All is right with the world. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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