These Teasers For Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie Aren’t Helping And Other News

November 14th, 2012 // 24 Comments
Lindsay Lohan The Canyons
WATCH: 'The Canyons' - 1950s Teaser Trailer

- Apparently Ben Affleck will show up to anything he’s invited to. “And how!” said Blake Lively‘s vagina. [Lainey Gossip]

- First Time Chivettes [theCHIVE]

- Janeane Garofalo was married for the past 20 years and had no idea. [Dlisted]

- And now for the inevitable “WHY NOT BABY GOOSE?!” backlash. [BuzzFeed]

- Keira Knightley will never stop going topless. [IDLYITW]

- Ashley Greene wore whatever the hell this is. [Popoholic]

- Christina Aguilera‘s breasts are still on The Voice. [TooFab]

- Rosie Jones in lingerie, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- James Franco‘s Whoa face will take you a magical place of wonder and dick-nose-chantment. [FilmDrunk]

- Here’s the rest of Rihanna in GQ and Jesus Christ… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- David Hasselhoff throwing shade at Kim Kardashian. All is right with the world. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. Annie


    Lindsay looks awful.

    I’m so gross but I love James Deen. I hope he didn’t sleep with her. He gets tested for stds every two weeks, lord knows she doesn’t know there’s tests.

  2. “This movie looks terrible!” – Tommy Wiseau

  3. Inner Retard

    The production values are like the crap – sadly – I didn’t miss yesterday in the Terry Richardson ad. He must be involved somehow.

  4. dontkillthemessenger

    Funny Or Die videos are getting shittier by the day.

    Wait, what?

  5. Moo Cow Hunter

    It’s sad when Lindsay looks like a burned out pornstar (probably without trying) and James Deen like an actor.

  6. karlito

    looks like a trailer you’d see at a drive-in theatre for the next up coming Z movie with the most wooden actors, badly written script and worst directed film in the last 100 years. go Lindsay go!!! your career is just moving right along. i guess we’ll all be seeing you at the next Oscars sitting between Al Pacino and Robert De Nero.

    • Moo Cow Hunter

      Yes, she’ll be the seat filler for the actress who went to the restroom during the commercial break.

  7. Carlos Salinas

    Is that an Onion video?

  8. El Jefe

    Horrific and shitty. Wow.

    I kept waiting for some creature to rise out of the ocean or rip open the house and eat her alive. That at least would have made it okay. James Deen was already a shitty pornstar, I had no idea he was that shitty an actor though.
    Is this a gay porn? Because that other dude is clearly gay.

  9. inkydink

    what a clusterfuck.

  10. Smapdi

    If only there was some way to merge this trailer and the new GTA V trailer . . .

  11. richie

    love it – the cheesier, the better!!

  12. drunk at noon

    God, she is so talented. Just, wow. So much talent. Probably the most talented actress of her generation, or any generation in history. As much talent as Keanu Reeves in Point Break. Wow.

  13. Cock Dr

    We can only hope that the director’s cut will be triple X rated.

  14. marbles

    Why is her face so puffy?

  15. One can only hope they meant to make it that bad.

  16. After seeing Lindsay speak lines in this trailer, I fully understand why the Producers of “Liz and Dick” kept Lindsay (as Liz) speaking clips in the Trailer to just short short phrases.

    I can only imagine (the way they have been keeping this under wraps) that November 25th will be a ratings feast for LifeTime and a disaster for LiLo.

  17. tom

    That movie should only be allowed to be aired on Youtube.

  18. Gary Grant

    Is the movie named after the gap between Lohan’s boobs?

  19. I like the 70s movie feel. It seems like they intentionally made it crappy looking. And I really like James Deen.

  20. Jem

    i’m still gonna watch it…

  21. person

    But … but Paul Schrader …

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