And Lindsay Lohan Just Blamed Suge Knight’s Son For Stealing That Jewelry

August 28th, 2012 // 47 Comments
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Oh, good, she’s a step ahead of me.

Now that Lindsay Lohan is officially a suspect in the theft of $100,000 worth of jewelry and watches stolen from a house party last week, she’s switched tactics from claiming the media is lying about her to “The black guy did it!” TMZ reports:

Magid told cops Monday … he was in touch with 2 of Lindsay’s friends — one of whom is Andrew Knight — and they said the night of the theft Lindsay had handed them a bag with 2 or 3 pieces of the stolen items wrapped in her t-shirt. The 2 men returned the items to Magid. Other items were still missing.
Magid also said he was in touch with Lindsay, who told him she had hidden some of the other items around the house because she was afraid they would be stolen by burglars. We’re told Magid told cops Lindsay confessed she was on Ambien at the time she hid the jewelry and was hazy about exactly what happened.
Now Lindsay claims Knight is the real culprit, something Knight strongly denies. And apparently cops buy his story, because Lindsay is the target of the investigation.
Magid told cops Lindsay contacted him recently and said, “I’m sorry. Please pray for me.”

Let me make sure I have Lindsay Lohan’s master plan straight: She shows up to a party, starts handing her uninvited guests stolen jewelry who immediately return it because they’re not famous and will go to jail, later tells the owner she was only “hiding” the jewelry from robbers but can’t remember where she put it and then when things go completely south she blames the one person whose dad will throw her off a balcony without thinking twice. Seriously, how hasn’t she stolen the Mona Lisa by now? She works every angle.

Photos: Terry Richardson

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  1. tom

    Stupid bitch.

  2. Lee

    LiLo’s going to end up a hanging balcony ornament just Vanilla Ice was.

  3. Cock Dr

    Let’s just assume that the whole Lohan family and anyone who hangs out with them are lying, thieving drug addled dirtbags, and then plan accordingly.
    Seems the safest course for society, besides long term locking them up, which apparently is an impossibility in CA.

  4. Larry David

    “We’re told Sam [Magid] has recanted his story and now says nothing was stolen.”

    if the owner says that nothing was actually stolen, THEN WHY IS THIS STILL A STORY?

  5. mrsmass

    no one leaves $100,000 worth of shit out when they’re having a party, especially if they know this cunt is showing up.

  6. JC

    Lohan went on to say that she suspected the Yakuza, a South American drug cartel, and several prominent “motorcycle clubs” were also involved. Prosecutors responded that they’d just “let nature take its course” on this one.

  7. Bane

    If she’s going to fuck with Suge Knight, she might as well go ahead and pull that trigger now.

  8. The Most Interesting

    This is so familiar. I could swear the scene ends with Suge saying, “I’m gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting n*****s to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.”

  9. I don’t WANT to call her a criminal mastermind but the bitch gets away with EVERYTHING!! Seriously. Is the Pink Panther coming along soon?

    • Dick Hell

      I once worked with a guy who had a record for petty theft, probably resulting in part from chronic alcoholism. Tries to boost a bottle of liquor from a grocery store one night and boom, 10 years in the state pen. He should have realized you can only get away with shit like that if you’re rich and/or famous.

  10. Drsuess

    She’s not at fault, the shiny metal things where telling her to do it…

  11. Matt Lauer

    I can’t begin to tell you how shocked I am that the progeny of Michael and Dina somehow lack any concept of appropriate ethical conduct.

  12. Looks like she’s trying to go the Vanilla Ice route on this one. If you think about it, there very alike. Both only had 2 hits. Both stopped doing anything worth mentioning pretty quickly. and pretty soon, we can add both fucked with Suge Knight and got hung over a balcony to the list.

    That would be the best case scenario for Lindsay. Worst case is Suge decides to bring some of his “friends” to run a train on her. Damn I love “Training Day”

  13. Deacon Jones

    How much you want to bet he nailed her after this photo shoot?

  14. rantatonne

    the way things go for her, she’d probably be thrown off of the balcony, and on a kardashian, then be lauded for saving impressionable teenagers by reducing the blight that family has unleashed on them.

  15. Prof.Widow

    Not surprised this bitch personally knows Suge Knight’s son.

  16. FudgeSticks

    I am not reading any more Lindsay Lohan posts unless the words “Found Dead In Her Bath Tub” are included in the title.

  17. Suge Knight

    Is Suge Knight gonna have to choke a bitch?”

  18. Confusus

    Ambien.

    That’s Lindsay’s “Get Out Of Jail” card on this one. Never mind that Ambien was probably the only thing she wasn’t high on the night she took the jewelry, as I’m sure she has a prescription for it laying around somewhere.

    I’m beginning to buy the so-stupid-she’s-smart angle with Lindsay. This rapidly-aging coke whore gets away with everything, usually because of, not in spite of, how brazenly stupid her various crimes seem to be.

  19. Is it just me or is she like the new Courtney Stodden of this site, everyday there is some new shit about her that no one cares about. Hopefully the superficial will get tired of reporting about her like they did Courtney.

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    Smapdi
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can has jewelry?”

  21. herbiefrog

    so many people with opinions…

    so few …

  22. Blaming it all on the black guy? So Lindsay’s a republican now?

  23. logan

    Well, I said on Friday afternoon that I wasn’t going to comment of Mz. Lowhan until Monday or Tuesday. SURPRISE. I just figured that she would make an ass out of herself on the east coast. Here her ass is in trouble on the west coast. That is all I have to say, I’ll just let Suge handle this one. Oh, and Michael Lohan better keep his trap shut. Don’t ya just love this!!!!

  24. Dina Lohan

    You pathetic plebes!

    You nothings are incapable of understanding that Gawddess Lindsay is immune to the rules of you common nobodies!

    Whatwith the relations we have established with….. what we’ll call the family – which I might add was excellently depicted some decades ago by Marlon Brando and Al Pacino – when Gawddess Lindsay accidentally comes across a negative circumstance, our friends of the family see to it that the unfortunate circumstances are “fixed”……

  25. Carla

    I hope Suge Knight Junior lives up to dad’s legendary thuggery and dangles this bitch from a high-rise like a saggy-tittied Vanilla Ice.

  26. Carla

    Magid told cops Lindsay contacted him recently and said, “I’m sorry. Please pray for me.”
    ^^^^ THIS. Can’t stop LOLing!

  27. Carla

    AHAHAHAHA SUGE COMING TO GETCHA HO!

  28. Judy

    This might be the most adorable cloupe in the history of Fall vineyard photo shoots.My eyes are secreting some sort of lubricating liquid to combat the high-powered rays of supersonic love magic that emanate from these photos.You two are perfect.

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    fucketh ye
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pray for Peace”? I’d rather pray for pieces of her brain and skull to spatter the wall behind her. Jon-Erik Hexum style…

    • Wow. Well remembered!

    • While I’m with you all the way regarding the sentiment, Jon-Erik Hexum’s brain and skull exactly didn’t end up on a wall behind him since he shot himself in the head with a blank cartridge – there was no bullet. The damage was done by the wadding that sealed the blank impacting his temple with a large amount of force, driving a chunk of bone into his brain. Since Lindsay obviously has no real brains, all that would do would just give her another excuse to skip work and go shoplifting.

      Can we pray for her to shoot herself in the ass instead, in the hope that a small coke-atrophied mid-brain might be lurking there?

  30. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    What idiot forgot to load that thing? The gun, I mean.

  31. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    “Are you sure if I load it this way it won’t actually hurt me?”

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    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    We can only wish……..

    Pull it, pull it………………

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    Marco
    Commented on this photo:

    If she would only

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    bacon bits
    Commented on this photo:

    “FOR SALE”

    (Butterfield 8 pun)

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    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    Do the world a favor and pull that trigger!!!!

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    Steph
    Commented on this photo:

    First of all she is a felon and can not hold a firearm! She has broken her probation by touching these guns. She Lost the right to even touch one is against the law….these pics are just wrong and bad for us that obey rules and don’t lose our rights !

  37. Lindsay Lohan Gun Terry Richardson Nipples Bra Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    Sometimes it would be nice if people think before they do something like a publicity photo holding a gun to her head….people who are young and impressionable , like my niece, now take photos of themselves holding a gun to their face …. this is getting to be a very sick society we live in here in the USA…. suicides have gone up 30%, that is HUGE !!! Thanks to our useless leaders and our slutty=entertainers, our society is going down HILL fast !!!!

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