Lindsay Lohan Spent Thanksgiving With Her Dad
Apparently still pissed at her mom, Lindsay Lohan decided to spend her 15 hours of freedom from the Betty Ford Center with Michael Lohan despite kicking him out of her apartment building for daring to bring her food earlier in the month. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan is a free woman … for around 15 hours – LiLo got a one-day pass at Betty Ford to celebrate Thanksgiving … in L.A. … with her dad.
… We’re told a bunch of Lindsay’s friends are coming to dinner … along with Michael Lohan.
While most sane and rational people would’ve preferred to see Lindsay spend Thanksgiving getting shot in a drug deal instead of with her father, I guess it only makes sense Michael has a crack at being the go-to parent after Dina spent the last 10 years turning her daughter into a human amphetamine vacuum. Because, honestly, how much more damage could he do at this point? Even if he molested her, it’d be a step in the right direction. Ain’t no better way to teach kids love, Billy Ray Cyrus just demanded I type into the “comptooter.” (Call the police.)