Lindsay Lohan Tried To Bail On ‘Scary Movie 5′ By Pretending She Has Pneumonia

Above is Lindsay Lohan on the set of Liz & Dick because apparently enough people don’t realize what happens when you hire her, and it’s break all your shit whenever she’s not delaying production by plowing Porsches into tractor trailers or suddenly becoming shy about nudity despite doing Playboy. All lessons the producers of Scary Movie 5 really should’ve taken into account because she’s already fucking the whole movie up to the point where even Charlie Sheen is concerned and Charlie Sheen spends his nights trying to asphyxiate himself with coke and vaginas that look like swollen catcher’s mitts, so you know it’s serious. Page Six reports:

“Lindsay missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and wardrobe meetings,” said a Hollywood insider. “Then she missed her flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The producers had been getting signs Friday that she was a mess, and would not be fit to work.”
Multiple sources say that Lohan decided she didn’t want to do the film because she thought her scene made too much fun of her. “It went pretty hard at Lindsay,” said a source, adding the script features a kiss with Sheen, and that “she’d been freaking out about it for weeks.”
But when a call was scheduled to discuss the script, Lohan missed that, too, sources say.
Yet another source tells us that Lohan last weekend began saying she couldn’t do the film because she had “walking pneumonia,” and went to a hospital Sunday to get her lungs checked.
“She is under contract — so to get out of it, she had to prove that she was sick,” said a source. “She tried to prove she has walking pneumonia.”
Another summed up, “She’s been locked up in her room at the Bowery Hotel. She’s been in a tailspin. Even Charlie Sheen worried she might not be able to do the scene.”

So the problem is Lindsay doesn’t want to do a scene that makes fun of the fact she’s a complete trainwreck? Has anyone reminded her she’s getting paid money to do it because that should clear things right up. In fact, tell her the scene is just like giving a wealthy hotel owner a blowjob to get into parties she’s not invited to, and she’ll thank you because she’s never thought of it like that before and feels much better now.

h/t Todd

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