Lindsay Lohan Might Be In ‘Scary Movie 5′

July 10th, 2012 // 41 Comments
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If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan‘s “comeback” is coming along, she’s apparently in talks to star in Scary Movie 5 joining the ranks of such superstars as Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy and Shannon Elizabeth, so shitty. Her comeback is going shitty. Page Six reports:

Sources say Lohan met with Bob Weinstein about possibly joining the cast of “Scary Movie 5,” opposite “High School Musical” star Ashley Tisdale, last week. David Zucker, who wrote the classic, off-the-wall comedies “Airplane!” and “Top Secret,” is co-writing the latest installment of the hit comedy franchise that spoofs horror films and is stocked with pop-culture gags. The movie’s scheduled for release next April 19. … A Dimension rep said Lohan is not confirmed to be in the film.

WEINSTEIN: If I tell people we’re thinking about casting you in the movie, will you put your clothes back on and get the fuck out of my office?
LINDSAY: Deal.
WEINSTEIN: *presses intercom* Got a pen? Write this down: Call the trades and tell them we’re “thinking” about casting Lindsay Lohan in Scary Movie 5. After that, I need you to burn the building down, and salt the earth when you’re finished. Now repeat that back to me.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash News

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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Orange face and liver spotted albino arms and legs. Her damn wattle isn’t even the same color as her face.

    Are straight males ever consulted in the makeup department?

  2. grobpilot

    She should be able to carry a movie like that all by herself.

  3. EricLr

    Are you sure you meant to include that “In” in the headline?

  4. ANY MOVIE SHE’S IN IS A SCARY MOVIE.

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    Crissy
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    Just zoom in on her face if you are ready for a good scare…

  6. theoriginal LJ

    Wasn’t “The Canyons” with Lilo and Deen supposed to start shooting on July 9th?

  7. By the looks of some of the pics, I’d say they are filming the Bride of Frankenstein.

  8. Taylor

    It’s too expensive to cast Lindsay in anything because you have to get her teeth cleaned before every shot.

  9. El Jefe

    Considering there are a lot of actresses of her era that can’t get a job to save their life and never fucked up or or did anything wrong I would have to say her comeback is going fantastic and you still have her name in your mouth every single day.

    Making in a few days from Playboy what it would take the average physician to make in 7 years (or the average blogger 300 years) does not seem too shitty to me.

    However, she looks like shit in these photos.

  10. elephantman

    Nasty!

  11. Confusus

    Lindsay may just settle in to a comfortable niche as a Charlie Sheen-Keith Richards sort of figure who is actually famous and able to find work in the entertainment industry precisely because they are a fucked-up train wreck.

    Of course, Lindsay has to live long enough to cash in on her notoriety the way Keith and Charlie have done. Being likable and charming would help, too.

  12. Emma Watson's Vagina

    well they need a crazed nympho zombie in the movie .although not the type of crazed nympho zombies in The Return of the Living Dead franschises. As those types you would mind if they killed you

  13. catapostrophe

    Odd that these pictures were visible as thumbnails–but not actively linked–over a week ago. Odder that I’m typing this.

  14. Nope

    All her lezbo loving, club hopping, drug taking, lying, stealing, drunk driving, car hijacking & debt dodging stupidities aside, this bitch cannot act to save her life. Everything she’s been in the past 10 years have been cringeworthy performances (ex – see her horrifically terrible performance in the grindhouse film “Machete”); maybe she’s acting like a braindead dumbass to overshadow her terrible acting & reviews. Instead of continuing to “create a buzz” about herself (which is failing bigtime), BLOWhan should instead invest in acting lessons…

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    AAPL made me rich!
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    I feel ashamed for ever wanting this.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Black Furry Hat Liz And Dick
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    my dead 93 yr old grandma has better legs then that…

  17. Lindsay Lohan Black Furry Hat Liz And Dick
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    For a sec there, I thought she was in blackface with an afro wig. Wouldn’t THAT be a career boost…….

  18. Lindsay Lohan Black Furry Hat Liz And Dick
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    Is it just me or is she slowly morphing into Fergie?

  19. Urvag

    Correction: she isn’t going to star in scary movie, her life is a scary movie.

  20. Tom

    Holy shit, she looks like a 40-year-old Long Island housewife or something. Wasn’t she really hot just five years ago?

  21. ndy

    IS THAT THE NAME OF HER AUTOBIOGRAPHY?

  22. ndy

    isn’t there a old saying about putting lipstick on a pig, it is still a pig?!

  23. Dinosaurland

    Everyone seems to missing the bright side here: There’s going to be a Scary Movie 5.

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    j/k
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    Black PETA will something to say about the mink afro.

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    Frank Burns
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    I’m getting everyone here a “Chia Lilo” for the August 30, aka National Toasted Marshmallow Day.

  26. Mike

    That’s not good. The series have been fine, now they’ve gotten Lindsay Lohan. No one happened to have remembered the “Glee” controversy?

  27. Please let this be a snuff film!

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Granny I’d Like to Fuck?

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    opposite Ashley Tisdale? Tisdale may technically be a year older, but Lohan looks old enough to play her mom

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Lindsay the 70 year old yenta

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Even tattoo guy doesn’t want anything to do with Lindsay

  32. anonym

    Lindsay is only marginally better at acting than Tara Reid.

    Shit, I want to see what a huge clusterfuck scary movie 5 will be.

    If movie studios have that much money to waste on a movie with such a shitty cast, maybe they would be better off donating that money to philanthropic efforts.

  33. Jill Ess

    So…you are telling me there was a…’Scary Movie 4?’ Now this is news to me.

  34. Anonymous

    Oh look it’s an Oompa Loompa. Oh. Never mind, it’s nobody. Just Lindsay Lohan.

  35. mel

    my god! i can’t believe i once upon a time found her attractive. the “mean girls” days are LONG gone. she’s gotten pretty long in the tooth. looks so much like her mom….looks like she’d emit a fecal-like odour that wafts up your nose and makes you cringe as she walk by too. just go away you pungent, talentless, chubby, pompous, hairy ass-cracked, coke-farting cunt!

  36. Lindsay Lohan Black Furry Hat Liz And Dick
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    Good to see she’s finding work. Bad to know she’ll just waste the money on blow.

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    israel
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    now thats an ugly bitch

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