If you’re wondering how Lindsay Lohan‘s “comeback” is coming along, she’s apparently in talks to star in Scary Movie 5 joining the ranks of such superstars as Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy and Shannon Elizabeth, so shitty. Her comeback is going shitty. Page Six reports:
Sources say Lohan met with Bob Weinstein about possibly joining the cast of “Scary Movie 5,” opposite “High School Musical” star Ashley Tisdale, last week. David Zucker, who wrote the classic, off-the-wall comedies “Airplane!” and “Top Secret,” is co-writing the latest installment of the hit comedy franchise that spoofs horror films and is stocked with pop-culture gags. The movie’s scheduled for release next April 19. … A Dimension rep said Lohan is not confirmed to be in the film.
WEINSTEIN: If I tell people we’re thinking about casting you in the movie, will you put your clothes back on and get the fuck out of my office?
WEINSTEIN: *presses intercom* Got a pen? Write this down: Call the trades and tell them we’re “thinking” about casting Lindsay Lohan in Scary Movie 5. After that, I need you to burn the building down, and salt the earth when you’re finished. Now repeat that back to me.