Lindsay Lohan Released from Jail

After less than two weeks, Lindsay Lohan was released from jail this morning and transported to a rehab facility under the cover of darkness. She’s sentenced to a mandatory, no early release, 90-day stay which I think we can all agree is where this whole thing should’ve started because I guarantee she no longer fears prison now. The next time someone threatens her with it, she’ll just smile and think fondly of comfy pillows and sundaes with those gummi bears she likes. “I have been meaning to take a few days off. But just a few. Let’s go!”

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