Lindsay Lohan Is So Super Serious About Sobriety She’s Staying In Rehab Longer, You Guys

The Superficial / July 30, 2013

Because Lindsay Lohan is in full PR mode now that her court-ordered rehab stint ends tomorrow, she’s announced she’s going to follow the advice of professionals and stay in rehab longer because she’s so totally changed this time. So I guess we won’t be seeing her until the end of August. Or Saturday. How’s Saturday sound? TMZ reports:

Sources connected with LiLo tell TMZ … Lindsay has told them she will stay another 3 – 4 days because she feels she needs a transition period before re-entering the free world. We’re told she’d like to stay in a “lower level, sober living house” which she believes will help her recovery.
It sounds like B.S. for sure, given Lindsay’s many failed, insincere attempts in the past. But several people connected with Lindsay — whom we trust — say they’re “shocked” at her conduct this time around. One source said, “It’s like invasion of the body snatchers. She’s a different person.”

In 1984, Dina Lohan was sober for five minutes while Invasion of The Body Snatchers was on. That’s all you need to know about that quote you just read because it’s a phantom now. A gin whisper in the wind…

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