Lindsay Lohan Is So Super Serious About Sobriety She’s Staying In Rehab Longer, You Guys

July 30th, 2013 // 26 Comments
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Because Lindsay Lohan is in full PR mode now that her court-ordered rehab stint ends tomorrow, she’s announced she’s going to follow the advice of professionals and stay in rehab longer because she’s so totally changed this time. So I guess we won’t be seeing her until the end of August. Or Saturday. How’s Saturday sound? TMZ reports:

Sources connected with LiLo tell TMZ … Lindsay has told them she will stay another 3 – 4 days because she feels she needs a transition period before re-entering the free world. We’re told she’d like to stay in a “lower level, sober living house” which she believes will help her recovery.
It sounds like B.S. for sure, given Lindsay’s many failed, insincere attempts in the past. But several people connected with Lindsay — whom we trust — say they’re “shocked” at her conduct this time around. One source said, “It’s like invasion of the body snatchers. She’s a different person.”

In 1984, Dina Lohan was sober for five minutes while Invasion of The Body Snatchers was on. That’s all you need to know about that quote you just read because it’s a phantom now. A gin whisper in the wind…

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  1. If they had said she was staying another another 3 – 4 weeks in the “lower level, sober living house” I would give some credence to the idea.

    If I remember correctly, she doesn’t have an apartment, so she’ll need 3-4 days for her Real Estate Agent to show her apartments and get a lease signed.

  2. i know we’re only supposed to trash people on this site, and I’ll probably get flak for this, but damn, she looks sexy in some of these pics. Redheads are sexy.

    • Jack Ketch

      Whatever it is you’re smoking (or drinking), we don’t want any. Jesus that is the tackiest, cheesiest dress, ever. And those cheek implants look damned painful. Just yuck. The end.

    • Being shitfaced by the early afternoon is not the way to go thru life.

    • logan

      She looks like a really bad albino Jessica Rabbit. Let the crack train roll forward. Thank god for Amanda Bynes this summer or it would have been really boring. Don’t mean to pick on the rich and not so famous, but for some of them crazy is all they got.

  3. Dina suggested Lindsay stay 4 more days so that she has a chance to clean up after the two month party she’s been throwing at Lindsays house. Think “Risky Business” but a lot sadder.

  4. thegrouchomarxist

    How is this even news?? And running photos that are almost a year old is just lame.

  5. JC

    She needs 3 or 4 days to get “appropriate” levels of Adderall back in her system.

  6. Randal

    Good thing to know our queen of the screen is taking stock and concentrating on her recovery. Even A genius actress like Lindsay needs to take a break and evaluate her many options. There are so many A-list movie offers, her head must be spinning.

    See you at the Oscars Linds.

    Randal

  7. Frank Burns

    She’s a different person . . . unfortunately, that person is Amanda Bynes.

  8. I give her two weeks at best before she starts fucking up again.

  9. Lindsey found out that Hector the cafeteria line cook would trade blow jobs for coke.

  10. Jenn

    I’ll be optimistic about her until my natural cynicism kicks in.

  11. poopy

    she’s already left

  12. kery

    It isn`t easy for her to be a wanna be so i think family must help her.

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    dave
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care how coked up she is. That girl is beyond gorgeous.

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    El Guso
    Commented on this photo:

    She has always liked “The Dick”

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