Lindsay Lohan Really Learned Her Lesson

Shocking news, everybody. Lindsay Lohan’s been drinking all night again. I know, I know. Impossible. But we should probably hear Us Magazine out even though there’s no way someone could get released from rehab early if they weren’t completely cured. Ha! Could you imagine?:

“It’s the same old cycle of lying and denials,” an insider says of the Machete star, who was spotted at NYC club Boom Boom Room until the wee hours of the night of September 11, just 18 days after she was released from her court-ordered postjail treatment at UCLA’s Neurophysciatric hospital.
“She’s telling everyone she didn’t go out,” says the insider. “We’re like, ‘Lindsay, people saw you there!'”

All joking aside, I absolutely, 100% believe this story because Lindsay Lohan said it didn’t happen. To put things in perspective, if she told me guns kill people, I’d immediately fire one at my face thinking it’s going to tickle. That’s how much I distrust her.

Photos: Flynet, Pacific Coast News