Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist Quit

After a year and a half of trying to convince everyone that Lindsay Lohan isn’t a drug addict who will rob and/or run over you blind the second you turn your back on her, Steve Honig has finally resigned as her publicist. What was the last straw? Having to talk to Michael Lohan on the phone. Because, in the words of my people, buttfuck that noise. TMZ reports:

Michael Lohan tells us, he butted heads with Steve big time in the weeks leading up to his Lindsay intervention on Friday — but things came to a head over the weekend, when Steve released a statement saying Lindsay’s management team had nothing to do with Michael’s plans.
Michael flipped out on Steve over the statement, calling him a “fucking liar” in a text message.
Sources tell us, Steve threw in the towel last night — quitting for good — nearly two years after he signed on to be Lindsay’s publicist.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us, Steve’s decision to quit had nothing to do with the actress … just her dad.

Of course, I’m sure none of this has to do with reports that Lindsay is accepting cash-only payments for endorsement deals and then hiding the money in her brother’s account because that’s not at all something that someone with a drug problem who’s pretending she can’t afford her publicist’s bills would do. She’s just trying to get the best rates on her Christmas Club. Yes, that’s the ticket…

(Consider this just a taste of my services, and for the record, I accept all major blowjays. Call me.)

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