Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist Quit

October 26th, 2012 // 46 Comments

After a year and a half of trying to convince everyone that Lindsay Lohan isn’t a drug addict who will rob and/or run over you blind the second you turn your back on her, Steve Honig has finally resigned as her publicist. What was the last straw? Having to talk to Michael Lohan on the phone. Because, in the words of my people, buttfuck that noise. TMZ reports:

Michael Lohan tells us, he butted heads with Steve big time in the weeks leading up to his Lindsay intervention on Friday — but things came to a head over the weekend, when Steve released a statement saying Lindsay’s management team had nothing to do with Michael’s plans.
Michael flipped out on Steve over the statement, calling him a “fucking liar” in a text message.
Sources tell us, Steve threw in the towel last night — quitting for good — nearly two years after he signed on to be Lindsay’s publicist.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us, Steve’s decision to quit had nothing to do with the actress … just her dad.

Of course, I’m sure none of this has to do with reports that Lindsay is accepting cash-only payments for endorsement deals and then hiding the money in her brother’s account because that’s not at all something that someone with a drug problem who’s pretending she can’t afford her publicist’s bills would do. She’s just trying to get the best rates on her Christmas Club. Yes, that’s the ticket…

(Consider this just a taste of my services, and for the record, I accept all major blowjays. Call me.)

Photos: AKM-GSI

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  1. “Hi Lindsey, this is your publicist. I’m sorry, but I have to quit. I uh…I’m suffering from exhaustion. Yeah, that’s it. Exhaustion.”

  2. EricLr

    In a possibly-related story, an ad appeared in Variety today, reading:

    Wanted: Publicist, willing to work for handjobs. Must love cocaine.

  3. dude

    all the class and elegance of a Port-a-Potty.

  4. saskatoon

    those boobs are delicious

  5. Frankly, the man’s patience must be fucking epic-legendary.

  6. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she got shit smeared.

  7. El Jefe

    Seriously, the best thing that could happen for her would be for her to die and end up like Marilyn Monroe where she is worshiped like she is an icon and a legend, and not the useless slut whore that she really is.

  8. Tony

    Can you imagine a more thankless job? I mean, how do you stay ahead of a story when this bitch is constantly making statements, then retracting them.

    You would have to be an idiot to take that job.

  9. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    Commented on this photo:

    When are they gonna move all this drama to a Bravo “reality” show, so we can quit paying attention to these hillbillies? (No offense to Ozarkians.)

  10. Deacon Jones

    Is it bad if first thing I thought of when I saw this pic was blasting a huge facial across her?

    • Jack Ketch

      Yes, save it for someone more worthy. After seeing this fucking mess I want to shower. She looks filthy.

  11. zomgbie

    can only survive so long on a job that pays in pillow mints and motel bath towels.

  12. Lindsay Lohan Nicotine Lungs

    Totally staged photos not a pack of cigarettes or white powder in site.

  13. SFRowGuy

    That much ‘damage control’, he (?) was probably being under-paid.

  14. ace11

    She is probably Kinky

  15. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    dnkypunch
    Commented on this photo:

    Still do-able but barely… Sorry I just like huge boobs and freckles…

  16. Willie Rae

    I guess even slime like Honig has his standards.

  17. inkydink

    hohan looks hideous in the bathing suit and in need of a good bath. nice bruises. i’m a lot older than her and my boobs are perkier than hers.

  18. Archie Leach

    Yeah, it’s hard to fathom that I used to fap to that.

  19. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    Commented on this photo:

    I would take that job for 24 hour access to her ass.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    Monsignor Nelson
    Commented on this photo:

    Armpit vag.

  21. Why would a Publicist quit an actress who has two movies in the can with one scheduled for release (Liz&Dick) just next month?

    Could be he’s seen both and is jumping ship before the disaster hits.

  22. JJ

    She looks like a smelly pirate, ewwwww.

  23. Ripley's Believe It Or Not

    The guy lasted more than a year with this freeway-pile-up? HE’S the one who people should be voting for president.

  24. YTBOY

    The girl is beautiful with a super HOT body!!!!!!

  25. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    WOW, THATS HOT!!!!!!

  26. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    FANTASTIC!!!

  27. Bet her cooch smells like cotton candy and sardines.

  28. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually thinks this looks good. The curves she does manage to have are all in the wrong places.

  29. cc

    Have to admire the man…must be tough to turn down an unlimited supply of free blowjobs.

  30. herbiefrog

    know that you use the excuse that this
    is “the superficial” and thattherefore
    you can be as nasty as you want

    but there are consequences…

    just how sad are you…
    that you areso jealous ofdf he success… ?

    she’s trying… [apparentely?]

    so lets give her a break
    thabks…

    over… : )

    • Just a few words, the first two of which are “proof reading.”
      So we need to give LiLo a break? Gee, maybe you’re right. No one has EVER given the poor little thing a break…
      Are you fucking nuts? This woman has had more breaks than Chuck Liddell’s nose. SHE needs to give the rest of the world a break by disappearing, getting herself cleaned up, and coming back to start a new career. Or not.

      She might want to knock off her parents during the transition.

  31. kirby

    Wait, is there or isn’t there an intervention being planned for this [tits and coke] actress? Also, I don’t think anyone has actually played this whole thing out. A sober LiLo? Nice face, yes. Nice tits, yes. Freckles, yes. But what else would there be to write about her considering that most of the people posting here can probably act better than her?

  32. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    YEs
    Commented on this photo:

    The freckles don’t bother me. Its her legs in general. Out of shape with saddle bags and kinda messed up. She’s under-30 but has the legs of a 40-something scrag that comments on blogs all day.

  33. kirby

    If we are looking to critique her body is has to be that her butt has no beautiful shape to it. I mean, it’s the kind of ass that would be a big hit around, say, Romanian country men looking to have a whole lot of babies, but to the avg. USA manshe simply has no ass.

  34. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    Rob
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! that’s a lot of freckles!!!!!!

  35. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Swimsuit Poolside
    DBN
    Commented on this photo:

    She has the tits of 20 year old and the legs of a 50 year old….

    • you need to take another look at her tits. She has the tits of a 50 year old…they match the legs. And if you know what’s good for you, do not seek out photos of her ass in a bikini.

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