Lindsay Lohan’s Engagement Reached Peak Lindsay Lohan

A little over a week after she reportedly threw her fiance’s phone off of a boat after he was allegedly texting another woman, Lindsay Lohan spent Friday evening using three different social media platforms to accuse Egor Tarabasov of cheating on her with a Russian hooker before claiming she’s pregnant on Twitter. Cut to her dad jumping on the chance to shove his face in the press and the police storming her apartment over claims Egor strangled her – they found them both running down the street later, completely fine – and this is what Lindsay’s Instagram says as of 45 minutes ago:

I would appreciate if these speculations regarding my personal life would respectfully come to a halt. Unfortunately, a private matter has become more public than I can control and I would be extremely grateful if my fiancé and myself could discuss our personal matters on our own. There are more important things going on in the world than our relationship. Please leave us be to solve our personal matters.

“More public than I can control.” Jesus Christ. You logged onto Snapchat, Instagram, and Twitter and told over four million people that your fiance was fucking a hooker while you’re at home pregnant with his baby. That’s not speculating. That’s reading words. At one point, you tagged Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin, so what are we supposed to do with that? Not assume you’ll suck both their dicks if they make Wikileaks hack Egor’s phone? You’re painting us into a real corner here, lady.

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