Lindsay Lohan Can’t Even Show Up To April Fools’ Day On Time, Tweets She’s Pregnant

Late last night/this morning, Lindsay Lohan pulled her face out of a pile of coke and remembered it was April Fools’ Day, so she went with the most ridiculous thing she could think of: Tweeting she’s pregnant. Or at least that’s the story everyone’s going with because no one wants to even consider the possibility it might be true. There are schoolchildren dodging rubble from drone strikes right now who wouldn’t trade places with that kid. “We’ll stick with being an acceptable level of collateral damage,” they all said. “Just seems safer.”

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