With the cops hot on her trail for lying to them about plowing a Porsche into the back of a tractor trailer, you’ll probably be surprised to learn that Lindsay Lohan has resorted to more lying and paranoid junkie delusions about an entire police department out to get her. It just seems out of character for her. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan is telling friends … cops are on such a vendetta to bring her down.
And get this … Lindsay still claims she wasn’t driving at the time her Porsche slammed into a truck last June on the Pacific Coast Highway. TMZ broke the story … authorities beg to differ and will prosecute her for lying to cops. Lindsay claimed she was a passenger, but witnesses say she was behind the wheel.
To put things in perspective, Lindsay also tells friends that babies throw baby powder at her so people will think she does coke, and windows are out to make her look like a prostitute. She can barely leave the house and even then the oven’s always lying and saying she doesn’t have to work. She’s just wants to be responsible, you guys.
Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
Come on PETA…If anyone needs some blood red paint, it this chick.
Even during this tumultuous time, Lindsay is still coming out on top with a stunning outfit, and sporting a fun loving smile out on the town. As well, it would be worth noting, that Lindsay does not wear animals, but expensive designer faux fur. She even looks amazing in that too!
Randal
Agreed, she’s gorgeous! And I’m not just saying that because I’m on a three day meth bender and the refrigerator just told me to.
looks amazing ????
She looks like a drugged out fool . You seem to be able to create a reality for her and other people that resembles a cubist painting , so conversely, your reality must be significantly warped as well .
a perfectly “superficial” comment by a perfectly “superficial ” commenter
My favorite part is when he signs his posts “Randal”. LIke we forgot from way back when we read it at the top.
The funniest thing about this story is that the police interviewed her at the hospital, and that’s when she told them she wasn’t lying. According to TMZ, her lawyer was RACING to get there in time before Lilo said something stupid, and still, she didn’t make it. I feel so bad for her lawyer. Yes, being Lilo’s lawyer will definitely keep you gainfully employed, but she has to use a lot of self control to not just smack her upside the head on a daily basis.
Gainfully employed, yes, but only getting paid in stolen costume jewelry.
First ever coke/meth head with a double chin.
Semen is very high in calories.
Someone should tell Lindsay that a flurry of blowjobs could probably make this alleged persecution disappear.
” flurry of blowjobs” is an awesome name for a band.
*dashes out the door to copyright office*
LOL!
Does this piece of plastic and putty filled human have any idea just how BORING she has become. She is not an actress, not a model, not a singer and not a clothing designer. She is JUST an addict who fu**s up over the stupidest incidents. Yes Lindsay, you are a boring addict.
HOW is she still alive?!
Ah so LiLo is one of those type people who continuously break the law and feel wronged when the law catches up to them.
Her life is like a bad mob movie now: It wasn’t me copper and you can’t prove it anyway! Not since the witness got run over by a car… twice.
“See? See? Why I oughta!”
From a distance she is still damned hot.
Layers of dark winter faux fur fashion helps too.
That’s because you can’t smell her from a distance.
Footwear curiosity….
God help us all if she and Amanda Bynes ever start texting each other.
It’s just like the vendetta the Baltimore cops had against Avon Barksdale in “The Wire.” Except Omar isn’t around to kill her.
“move that cop. i’m lindsay lohan.”
fugly
“This bitch is crazy! Why would the police actively seek to defame a celebrity? I don’t know where people get this from.” – OJ Simpson
oh my god she literally looks like a fish
“I am SO fuckin’ out of here. I’ve already been to the “Big House and I ain’t goin’ back. They’ll never take me alive…”
(Please forgive the fucked up punctuation!)
Can’t believe how old she’s looking.Yikes!
I’ll bet those panty hose are crotchless. Is panty hose one word or two?
White strips, anyone?
Ah, the old CokeFoot NotMyPants days. Good times.
Diane Keaton circa … well, 2012.
I wonder if this girl here would like to have SOME WORDS with that girl there.
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Oh god! Why is she in bed with Gary Busey?!
So she’s buying her extensions at Duane Reade now.
And all the minorities cried out “Poor baby” and wiped her tears.
Lindsay doesn’t need to know the name of the guy driving the car. She is just going to call him black scapegoat #3.
nah. the police aren’t interested, they’ve already had her a bunch of times…