The Police Are Out To Get Lindsay, You Guys

With the cops hot on her trail for lying to them about plowing a Porsche into the back of a tractor trailer, you’ll probably be surprised to learn that Lindsay Lohan has resorted to more lying and paranoid junkie delusions about an entire police department out to get her. It just seems out of character for her. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends … cops are on such a vendetta to bring her down.
And get this … Lindsay still claims she wasn’t driving at the time her Porsche slammed into a truck last June on the Pacific Coast Highway. TMZ broke the story … authorities beg to differ and will prosecute her for lying to cops. Lindsay claimed she was a passenger, but witnesses say she was behind the wheel.

To put things in perspective, Lindsay also tells friends that babies throw baby powder at her so people will think she does coke, and windows are out to make her look like a prostitute. She can barely leave the house and even then the oven’s always lying and saying she doesn’t have to work. She’s just wants to be responsible, you guys.

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