Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Leaked’ Playboy Photos Worked

December 12th, 2011 // 68 Comments
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Seen here wafting the set of her Playboy shoot with the rich aroma of ash-scented noonerhole, Lindsay Lohan‘s spread that conveniently found itself “leaked” Friday morning has forced Hugh Hefner to release the issue early because clearly this was a frustrating turn of events that in no way was orchestrated from the start. TMZ reports:

Hugh Hefner has been screwed by the Internet .. and now the Playboy honcho has announced he’s releasing the Lindsay Lohan issue early … after the entire spread was leaked on the web.
Hef just tweeted, “Because of the interest & the Internet leak, we’re releasing the Lindsay Lohan issue early.”

And you have to give Playboy props for having a “Russian hacker” magically come forward and claim responsibility for finding the pics just lying around the Internet. FOX News reports:

The digital pirate said he found the files after doing a search on peer-to-peer file sharing sites, but does not know the source of the leaked pages, which could have been stolen somewhere in the digital publishing process or hacked from a server.
“All I cared about is how I got them,” he said.
The hacker also tells that he has done this before, saying it’s a hobby for him when he “has the time.” He also has received cease-and-desist letters from the men’s magazine before.
“When I’ve done it before, Playboy sent a e-mail to take down the links, and I do,” he said.

Wow, what a surprisingly cordial, easy-to-find hacker who apparently wants it documented that he constantly folds to the all-seeing eye of Playboy. “There’s hacking, my friends, and then there’s just plan suicide. Also, pick up prune juice on your way back to the off – No, wait, I wasn’t supposed to read that part.”

Photos: TMZ, Bauer-Griffin, Splash News


  1. JC

    The “Promiscuous, Drunk Divorcee in the Mobile Home Next Door” look works well for her.

  2. Carles

    Pictures were a gigantic disappointment. Lohan’s hot, don’t get me wrong, but the pics were boring as hell. Plus they photoshopped out the tats – I like my trash to look like trash.

    • karlito

      i was hoping for a more natural pictorial, not this re-staged MM photos from the ’50′s. i wanted her to look natural, standing sitting, full frontal, bending over etc etc. Hefner said she did “full frontal”….i guess that’s geezer talk for…she faced the camera. very disappointed with the results. mind you Lilo pulled the ultimate scam. she ripped off Playboy for $1 million.

    • Anonymous

      You sound like a piece of trash!

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    Cock Dr
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    That’s probably her dealer.

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    Cock Dr
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    That Playboy check has already been so cashed and spent.

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    If there is one thing the Lohan women have going for them, it’s their potential to be the sexiest grandmas in Boca.

  6. Sensei John Kreese

    Leaked by Ivan Drago.

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    Mad Tom
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    “By the time you’re thirty
    Gonna look fifty-five
    You won’t be pretty
    And I can’t say a thing for your mind”
    ~ Rolling Stones, “Ride on Baby”

  8. MrsWrong

    Another Quaalude, she gonna love me again.

  9. skunk

    fucking so much airbrush on those pics

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    Mee Mee
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    Wow. Chunk leg.

  11. Playboy is boring. Airbrushed photos, and very few pictorials. Too bad Larry Flynt didn’t get Lindsay to pose in Hustler. He would have ponied up much more cash and we would have all seen more gash.

  12. Lindsay Lohan Playboy Nude Photos Outtake
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    Ugh….what sicko wahts to see that white trash skag naked? Fowl, just foul!

  13. Who’s that douche wad hipster fuck doing the oh-so-cool-it-fucking-hurts hair swipe? He stole that move directly from Blowhan you know.

  14. Becca

    but the ‘accidentally’ leaked cover says jan/feb 2012 on it

  15. Call me desensitized, but unless Lindsay is being double-fisted by Ali, I’m not interested.

  16. Buddy the Elf

    Nothing at all appealing about the photos. Even airbrushed heavily Lindsey looks skanky and I rate the overall experience a ‘Meh.’

  17. Clarence Beeks

    TMZ has bikini pics of her in Hawaii. Her thighs are bigger and ass is SO SAD. It proves just how photoshopped those Playboy pics are.

    Now that everyone has seen them, why release the issue at all?

  18. diesel_d

    And no-one is linking this with her bag being stolen this weekend which reportedly had a fuckload of cash in it? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    Also it was aliens what done it.

  19. Cher X

    But…but Mrs. Fleishman, I’m only the pool boy!

  20. kimmykimkim

    Wow, this nasty bitch really just doesn’t clean up well at all. She tries but she still looks like a rotting hooker in a dumpster.

  21. Johnny P!

    Fox News: “Did you pirate these pictures of Miss Lohan?”
    “Russian” Hacker: “Da.”
    Fox News: “Did you mean to cause harm to the Playboy empire?”
    “Russian” Hacker: “Nyet.”
    Fox News: “Do you regret your actions, and will you do this again?’
    “Russian” Hacker: “Uhhh… Borscht?”
    Mom: “Billy! Are you on the ‘phone? I gotta use the Internets!”
    “Russian” Hacker: “Maaa! I’m on with— uh, I mean: Lada Pravda Gorbachev Mir Putin Kremlin!… ummm… Ciao?”

  22. cc

    It’s a shame that someone ruined this creative, soul stirring pictorial of such a beautiful woman by leaking the pics beforehand.

    - NOT Randal

    • gumption

      I was thinking this broad has the audacity to liken herself to Marilyn and then clicked your link. Jesus she has no shame. And her nips are not airbrushed, they are very light because she is an ugly ginger and very small because they once sat on a A to B cup prior to her obvious boob job. And her freckles on one pic made me stop eating my delicious spaghetti to now I hate this trailer park freak!

  23. LJ

    Hugh Hefner realized he had a disaster with this photoshoot. It’s obvious that she refused direction from the folks at Playboy, and directed her own shoot to create Marilyn Monroe in the image of Lindsay Lohan. The photo’s were “leaked” to try to minimize the negative effect that this useless “spread” would have on the magazine.While Lindsay once again proved that she is unemployable and will not take direction.

    • gumption

      you are right except one thing, she took direction but she is trashy and ugly so they re-shot the photos and lo and behold, ugly and trashy again. So yeah, Playboy leaked them, you got that right.

  24. Freebie

    What is the fascination with her, other than being a trainwreck. As the pictures prove, there are many, many more lovelies out there than her. Sure, she’s got a pretty face but her boobies are droopy, her legs aren’t really shapely, her arms are scrawny and her skin is pasty. Let’s see Ali do a spread next – Hey, sister on sister and throw mom in as an extra treat.

  25. Dan

    For the love of God. Someone who uses a file sharing service is not a hacker.

    Fuck that guy.

  26. …and not a single chicken was choked that day.

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    Lilo has really packed on the lbs…

    • No Way

      yeah, and not because she ‘quit smoking’ or is working towards sobriety. she’s the picture of delusion.

  28. Problem?

    God, enough with the damn Marilyn Monroe stuff!!

  29. subwayduck

    Ali Lohan totally looks like Aaron Carter.

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  32. Lindsay Lohan Hawaii Post Playboy Photos Leaked
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    Wow….Tara Reid! Oh crap…

  33. Lindsay Lohan Hawaii Post Playboy Photos Leaked
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    “Um…Lindsay….that’s wasn’t a tampon…that was the traffic cone!”

  34. Lindsay Lohan Hawaii Post Playboy Photos Leaked
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    How does she not just burst into flames?

  35. The Winchester

    I initially read the rest of the article hoping to find a link to the nude pics of here. But felt that spanking it to the T-Mobile girl fully clothed would be sexier and better for my soul.

    Thank you T Mobile girl!

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    Bee R
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    Another fat, over-the-hill coke whore peddling her ass.

  37. Lindsay Lohan Playboy Nude Photos Outtake
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    She’s a human being, and so am I — leave her alone.

  38. Lynn

    And she needs a vacation why???

  39. Problem?

    How does this bitch even have the money to do all of the shit she does? She makes me fucking sick.

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    Harry Ballzack
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    You left $10,000 in CASH in your purse in a Jeep? That’s just great! How are we supposed to buy the cocaine now?

  41. Lindsay Lohan Hawaii Post Playboy Photos Leaked
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    Why the f… Do you follow or give even a bit of publicity to this drug addict?! You are so messed up as well!! You are just feeding this kind of behavior to your children!! Stupid people! Don’t pay more attention to Lindsay, or the even worst kardashians or any other stupid celeb that is just poisoning the minds of your sons and daughters!!

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    I call Tranny!!

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    A Watcher
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    Very sexy with the cigarette hanging out of the mouth—NOT!!!

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    A Watcher
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    Looks like a skank HO to me.

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    Not here
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    G@ys should be forbidden to post on this site!

  46. Lindsay Lohan Playboy Nude Photos Outtake
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    amazing what a few thousand $ worth of hair and makeup work can do to clean up a crack whore.

    oh, wait, this is Lindsay Lohan?

    never mind.

  47. Lindsay Lohan Hawaii Post Playboy Photos Leaked
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    WTF…she’s a very pretty girl and has a great body. Always thought of her as a classic/old hollywood look. Red hair, curvy, voluptuous but god playboy made her look worse then she does in regular pics. WHO IS MANAGING THIS GIRLS CAREER. So sad. She can look so much better then she does in those pics. I should manage this girls comeback.

    • No Way

      ‘classic old hollywood’? are you talking ‘back to the future’ classic, or something else? she’s very modern, in that grubby, just climbed out of a trashcan after sucking off a random, plastic, generic kind of way.

  48. Lindsay Lohan Hawaii Post Playboy Photos Leaked
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    tell her to get rid of that trash hair and get her red back – a little bit of it anyhow…

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    She seemed so sweet and beautiful before. I kinda pity her. Obviously she isn´t healthy.
    She should leave the cigarettes, drugs and alcohol and get healthy. AND GET THAT BEAUTIFUL RED HAIR BACK

    • fuckface

      “I kinda pity her.”
      that is exactly the reason I pay attention to this shit.
      “Obviously she isn’t healthy.”
      that is the other reason that I pay attention to this shit.
      “she should leave the cigarettes,…”
      I would stop paying attention to this shit for that reason.

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