Back in September, Lindsay Lohan shocked the world by actually finding work at Fashion Week in Milan that somehow didn’t involve blowing swarthy billionaire hotel owners in a pile of coke. Apparently designer Philipp Plein genuinely fell in love with her face because, unlike all the bruises and other hooker wounds, he actually left Lindsay’s old teeth intact in the final product after shooting her in Milan. So on that note, we took the liberty of showcasing before-and-after shots of Lindsay’s Philipp Plein campaign, and you’ll be surprised to learn there was digital trickery afoot. Which seems gratuitous because Lindsay’s naturally beautiful, I know, but for some reason they felt impecabble genes and a childhood pressed into casting couches weren’t good enough. And I don’t want to get on my soapbox here, but this is exactly why young girls have eating disorders. Perfection just doesn’t cut it anymore.
Photos: Splash News
Fotoshop by Adobé:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vVUIYOmJM
He got the teeth right…
Only the most talented airbrush artist could make Lindsay Lohan look like Leann Rimes with a cleft palate. Kudos.
Are flesh-colored teeth “in” in 2012?
Am I mistaken, or does Phillip Plein have the words “Phillip Plein” tattooed on the inside of his forearm?
That’s PHILLIPP PLEIN, and that’s so he can remember that.
i’m amazed it’s not drawn in crayon.
The world’s latest douche accessory.
It’s to save him having to say “don’t you know who I am?”
I’m one of those people who think that celebrity teeth whitening has gone way too far, but even *I* think it’s time for her to hit the Crest Whitestrips.
I kind of like the unfinished ones where she’s on her ass in the red heels.
They’ve got that “I’ve fallen and I cant get up so do you want a blowjob” look to it
I didn’t know Photoshop had an “un-meth” button.
+1
Mass de-freckle tool as well
Is it just me or did they miss photoshopping that deodorant off her armpit?
Or they had to use so much Dodge to remove whatever was there that it came out white.
Legs….. assuming…. natural…. position… Must… close….
I just noticed the same thing.
wtf is up with her teeth? I thought she got the meth teeth fixed?
Fixed is only temporary if you don’t stop doing meth.
Lithium, muriatic and sulfuric acids, ether, red phosphorus and lye are all chemicals that destroy your teeth and mouth (including crowns).
Google “meth mouth”
Makes drug use sink to a whole new level of stupid…
Why oh why did I google meth mouth
this was before they were fixed… she had em done after the playboy payday.
It’s sad to see they just kept raising the exposure until you couldn’t see any detail. She was lookin RUff tho ruff ruff ruff woof woof woff
She got the new teeth in between the discarded shoot and the Marilyn one. Playboy must have sent her ass packing till she got them done.
Even with the wonders of photoshop she looks like a crack whore
“Derrrrrrrrrp [hiccup]!”
“What’s my motiva- … oh yeah–crystals money.”
“I don’t get out of bed for less than $17.50.”
She is just waiting for a guy to use his coat or pants as her pillow.
They did a nice (second) chin removal job in the final version.
She looks like an AIDs ridden junkie…and this is after the Photoshopping.
Dina must be so proud. Her daughter has become the impossible challenge that photoshop artists from Playboy, Maxim, and now Phillip Plein are measured.
I know this is the very least of her problems, but I do hate her blonde.
“Why look like a smuggler when you’re smuggling drugs on a drug-boat? Instead, make the moment your own. Hide in Plein sight.”
Good one!
Entitled: America Heading Down the Tubes. I love performance art.
Philipp Plein. When walking home in jean shorts after another all-night coke-fueled orgy of freakish depravity just won’t do.
Should have spent less time on the eyebrows, and more time on the freckles.
God bless you, Mr. Photoshop.
“You got you name spelled on you arm. I could’ve used that idea, like, three nights last week. Or this week. Maybe it was last week. Do you have any blow?”
When everyone sees you give the host a blowjob in the palmettos for another hit of his pipe, you have to look your best. Philipp Plein.
For those times when last night’s nightmare will be tonight’s best hope…Philipp Plein.
Looks like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays…no, no, wait…she’s just coming down. It’s just withdrawals, everybody.
“Smile. Smile! Who wants a little toot, huh? Who wants a wittle bump? You do. That’s right. You’re a good girl. You’re a good girl. That’s it. Three more pictures and this line is all yours! That’s it!”
Fuck the morning. You can’t even remember his name right now. But, a deal’s a deal………..Philipp Plein.
“What? Oh…OHHHHH. I thought this was a ‘photo shoot’. I mean, it still can be, for at least 5 of y’all. But I’m going to need an eight-ball and three grand for every person after that. Except you with the camera. You get in for free if we can split the picture money 50/50. Deal?”
i thought LL looked photo-shopped until I noticed zach galifanakis!!
ahah!
Is it me, or does it look like she has tracks in pic 8? Looks like the type of bruise one might get when their veins are about to collapse from excessive IV drug use. Grooooooooooooooooooss.
That’s the first thing I noticed as well..
“BRAAINNNNSS….No, wait, I mean, MEETTHHHHHHH….”
“You got your Eurotrash in my American trash!” Phillipp Plein
In every fashion editorial, there’s a Hasidic Jew saying it all with his eyes.
Editor: “So you want me to take off the bruises and track marks?”
Photographer: “Right. Eh, you might as well delete half of her thighs while you’re at it.”
Gilberator, you are an angry, jealous, sad person. Has it been really hard giving up your own addictions? Poor thing you have to feel better by bashing celebrities you don’t know on every image, making yourself look pretty pathetic.
You’re new, aren’t you?
You’re right. Forgive me for making comments that bash celebrities on a site that makes its money bashing celebrities. Also, thanks for ignoring everyone else. I feel real special being the only one called out. Like a celebrit….oh my god. Oh my god, no. Now I, too, know the pain they must feel….what….what have I done?!?! Someone get a team together, we have to right this wrong! Lindsay’s a good person, just poorly understood and a victim of at least a hundred misinformed news reports that clung desperately to facts, rather than listen to her truth instead. We have no right to judge her! We have no right to judge anyone! Shut down the internet, I say! Let us return to the lands of the First People, and live in harmony with each other, and not in this age where people are seldom held accountable and the only real consequence they face for their actions are meaningless comments at the bottom of a string of photos buried in a pile of celebrity websites that everyone will forget three weeks from now. What a travesty! I…must…get…to…confession!
Gillberator…my hero.
Yep – drugs make ya sexy…
When you absolutely positively must look 50.
Why your taint draggin’?
“So, Monsieur Calvin Klein has his name written on his underpants, no? Well, I’ll show him!”
Is it me or is she waving something at the camera? And does the next shot show a stream of urine?
This is the only picture she looks human in…
“Oy, gevalt! How did I get myself into this mishegas?”
So did she or did she not blow billionaire hotel owners at Fashion Week?
Do you shit in a toilet? There’s your answer.
In every photo, there’s an Italian Zach Galifianakis saying it all with his eyes.
of course the only person dumb enough to hire linds is the guy with his own name tattooed on himself. and on the inside of his forearm…like he’s cheating on a test.