Oh, Good, Lindsay Lohan Tweeted The Debate

October 23rd, 2012 // 31 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan spent a good portion of the 2008 election trying to convince her girlfriend Samantha Ronson that she understands politics, so in an attempt to relive that tradition, Lindsay spent last night at a sushi bar (No, really.) live-tweeting the presidential debates if live-tweeting means making no goddamn sense and trying to get Bill Maher and/or Sarah Silverman to talk to you:

- OMG it is HAPPENING!!!!!!!! The Final Debate!!!!! I’m so nervous!
- 1920s, 1950s…. ITS ALL THE SAME, History repeats itself…. Only if you let it
- @billmaher I really want to know your honest to G-D thoughts… would you please DM me?
- @SarahKSilverman Teachers are the BEST!
- @VanityFair I think that we should be focusing on @BarackObama and @mittromney ‘s policies rather than their personal cliff-hangers w/women.
- Nice work to both @BarackObama and @mittromney… i’m so relieved that its over. Maybe more than both of you..severe anxiety-God Bless xo L

On top of that, despite endorsing Mitt Romney because he won’t extra tax people that magazines mistakenly say are millionaires or whatever the hell cocaine told her that day, Lindsay also tweeted support for Obama, but then deleted it, so just assume he didn’t respond fast enough. It’s like what? He doesn’t have two seconds to tweet back during a live television debate? She was in Mean Girls, goddammit, show some respect.

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  1. Her next twat, er…tweet, will be to Romney asking him why he wants to bayonet horses.
    Then she’ll attack mean ol’ Forbes for outing ‘millionaires’.

    • Randal

      Despite what so many people have put young Lindsay through, she still has impressive, likeable and cute features. Her ability to connect with the audience was made clear in Mean Girls, and I feel if she focuses that positive energy, she can make a wonderful return to the big screen.

      Randal

  2. I’d rather live in a dictatorship than ever hear her opinion on politics ever again. I am not one of those people who thinks celebs should keep it to themselves. Maybe just this sewage pipe.

    • karlito

      it’s all an act. she’s trying to get everyone to think that she is in no way a druggie or drunk because she’s so up to date with politics. no druggie or drunk cares about politics so she can’t be one….right!!! very sad to see that this girl thinks we’re all retarded and can’t see through her facade. come on Lindsay lets get back to soft core porn and flash those big boobies again. we’ll never tire of that!!!!

  3. achilles wrath

    Pathetic bitch. Does she know it’s legal to be fired in 29 states for being gay? Why doesn’t she start with something that would actually make a difference to peoples lives instead of been another useless bottom feeder. (although her parents are worse)

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    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my God. My dreams have finally come true.

    Melissa Joan Hart with big tits.

  5. “Sooo….when are they gonna get to the part about legalizing drugs?”

    “Oh, and theft, prostitution, drunk driving, running people over, breech of contract, and patricide?”

  6. The Most Interesting

    I like that she relived her Sam Ronson years by eating sushi.

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, these things look grrrrrrEAT!

  8. Her opinions don’t seem any more credible than those of Honey Boo Boo.

  9. captain tightpants

    Mentioning god in a tweet to Bill Maher is bad enough but not even typing it out shows that she is one of those people that will never listen to silly things like facts. She makes a perfect republican. She’ll probably try to run for governor next….quick! someone tell her the 51st state is in Antarctica!

  10. zomgbie

    so wuts a tumult?
    is that a mixed drink?
    a drug?
    a sex position?
    hafto know.
    get back 2 me on this.
    -Linds.

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    Park
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, this explains all the bruises in her legs and arms…Chris Brown is following her around.

  12. Mitt Romney

    It’s what my bowels got into when I had to be a “me, too” and agree with Obama so much. Thank the Lord no one asked me if I agreed with him, then why run against him?

    • Mitt Romney

      Sorry, zomgbie Lindsay, this reply was meant for you. Where’s the staffer that “explained” how this works to me? You’re off voting machine duty!

  13. Archie Leach

    This is why they hate us.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Chris Brown behind her? Oh please let it be Chris Brown…

  15. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Tank Top Legs Short Shorts Shopping Spree Brother Cody
    Commented on this photo:

    “They do look comfortable, but there’s just not enough room for coke in the toe area.”

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    Elle Diabla
    Commented on this photo:

    Quick dude, throw these in your purse. My AMEX is like, so done.

  17. JMort

    Vote for Obama so people like LiLo can go to college and realize they’re too stupid to tweet things like debates, or life, generally.

  18. LJ

    A wonderful example of what happens when you combine self-medication with narcissistic personality disorder.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “I wonder if I can stuff these in my tiny purse?”

  20. mike

    So she is eating raw fish and touching her phone, touching her phone and eating raw fish, eh nasty!

  21. Burt

    Twitter, allowing people to make asses of themselves one sentence fragment at a time.

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    Davo
    Commented on this photo:

    god i would put it in her ass and feed her 80s all day looks like a lil cum dumster

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