Lindsay Lohan spent a good portion of the 2008 election trying to convince her girlfriend Samantha Ronson that she understands politics, so in an attempt to relive that tradition, Lindsay spent last night at a sushi bar (No, really.) live-tweeting the presidential debates if live-tweeting means making no goddamn sense and trying to get Bill Maher and/or Sarah Silverman to talk to you:
- OMG it is HAPPENING!!!!!!!! The Final Debate!!!!! I’m so nervous!
- 1920s, 1950s…. ITS ALL THE SAME, History repeats itself…. Only if you let it
- @billmaher I really want to know your honest to G-D thoughts… would you please DM me?
- @SarahKSilverman Teachers are the BEST!
- @VanityFair I think that we should be focusing on @BarackObama and @mittromney ‘s policies rather than their personal cliff-hangers w/women.
- Nice work to both @BarackObama and @mittromney… i’m so relieved that its over. Maybe more than both of you..severe anxiety-God Bless xo L
On top of that, despite endorsing Mitt Romney because he won’t extra tax people that magazines mistakenly say are millionaires or whatever the hell cocaine told her that day, Lindsay also tweeted support for Obama, but then deleted it, so just assume he didn’t respond fast enough. It’s like what? He doesn’t have two seconds to tweet back during a live television debate? She was in Mean Girls, goddammit, show some respect.
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Her next twat, er…tweet, will be to Romney asking him why he wants to bayonet horses.
Then she’ll attack mean ol’ Forbes for outing ‘millionaires’.
Despite what so many people have put young Lindsay through, she still has impressive, likeable and cute features. Her ability to connect with the audience was made clear in Mean Girls, and I feel if she focuses that positive energy, she can make a wonderful return to the big screen.
Randal
Your sarcasm sucks.
Dude put down the joint!
Randal, Randal, Randal, you poor misguided tyke, the only “cute features” Lungs Lohan has left are hanging on her chest. While I sincerely approve of them, they’re just not quite enough!
Randal, kindly post your sycophantic musings on your own time and refrain from hijacikng others’ posts befiore I break off one of Lindsay’s freckled, coke-ridden, kleptomaniac limbs and beat you to death with it. Your fan-love was fun for a time, now it’s merely cloying and predictable. Please find a new schtick. That is all.
I’d rather live in a dictatorship than ever hear her opinion on politics ever again. I am not one of those people who thinks celebs should keep it to themselves. Maybe just this sewage pipe.
it’s all an act. she’s trying to get everyone to think that she is in no way a druggie or drunk because she’s so up to date with politics. no druggie or drunk cares about politics so she can’t be one….right!!! very sad to see that this girl thinks we’re all retarded and can’t see through her facade. come on Lindsay lets get back to soft core porn and flash those big boobies again. we’ll never tire of that!!!!
Pathetic bitch. Does she know it’s legal to be fired in 29 states for being gay? Why doesn’t she start with something that would actually make a difference to peoples lives instead of been another useless bottom feeder. (although her parents are worse)
Oh my God. My dreams have finally come true.
Melissa Joan Hart with big tits.
“Sooo….when are they gonna get to the part about legalizing drugs?”
“Oh, and theft, prostitution, drunk driving, running people over, breech of contract, and patricide?”
I like that she relived her Sam Ronson years by eating sushi.
Pity the fugu didn’t do its job.
Wow, these things look grrrrrrEAT!
Her opinions don’t seem any more credible than those of Honey Boo Boo.
Mentioning god in a tweet to Bill Maher is bad enough but not even typing it out shows that she is one of those people that will never listen to silly things like facts. She makes a perfect republican. She’ll probably try to run for governor next….quick! someone tell her the 51st state is in Antarctica!
so wuts a tumult?
is that a mixed drink?
a drug?
a sex position?
hafto know.
get back 2 me on this.
-Linds.
Well, this explains all the bruises in her legs and arms…Chris Brown is following her around.
It’s what my bowels got into when I had to be a “me, too” and agree with Obama so much. Thank the Lord no one asked me if I agreed with him, then why run against him?
Sorry, zomgbie Lindsay, this reply was meant for you. Where’s the staffer that “explained” how this works to me? You’re off voting machine duty!
This is why they hate us.
Is that Chris Brown behind her? Oh please let it be Chris Brown…
“They do look comfortable, but there’s just not enough room for coke in the toe area.”
Quick dude, throw these in your purse. My AMEX is like, so done.
Vote for Obama so people like LiLo can go to college and realize they’re too stupid to tweet things like debates, or life, generally.
A wonderful example of what happens when you combine self-medication with narcissistic personality disorder.
“I wonder if I can stuff these in my tiny purse?”
Stuff these in your WHAT? Ohhhh, your PURSE! You need to put more emphasis on your “R’s.”
So she is eating raw fish and touching her phone, touching her phone and eating raw fish, eh nasty!
Twitter, allowing people to make asses of themselves one sentence fragment at a time.
god i would put it in her ass and feed her 80s all day looks like a lil cum dumster