BEST OF 2013: Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Scenes From ‘The Canyons’

December 30th, 2013 // 5 Comments
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Welcome to the time of year where we repackage old posts you guys clicked the shit out of in hopes that you’ll do that all over again so we don’t have to step away from our loot. I’m not even going to sugar coat what’s happening here. Unlike this ham. Leave us!

AUGUST

In an unprecedented move for the Internet, topless photos of a quasi-famous celebrity generated millions of pageviews making me question everything I thought I knew and understood about the world. Mostly because it was Lindsay Lohan which now brings her to two Best Ofs for 2013 when by all rights I should’ve written her obituary at least five times by now. Disposing of hookers used to be an art form. That’s all I’m saying.

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Posted: 8.3.13

Original Post: All of Lindsay Lohan’s Nude Scenes From ‘The Canyons’ Were Leaked Online

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  1. Those photos are so airbrushed. It looks like she doesn’t have nipples.

    • Dox

      Pretty sure she doesn’t. After all, what good are nipples to the devourer of souls?

    • Lindsay Lohan’s not having nipples is what gives me hope for the future of humanity. Because in the unlikely event that her womb isn’t so polluted that she can still breed, at least she will be unable to pass along her superwhore immunity to her demon spawn.

  2. I’d plow it like a New England driveway in January.

  3. mark

    aside from some of the real housewives of whogivesafuck and some other reality show circus freaks, Lindsay lohan has the ugliest mouth I’ve ever seen.

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