Lindsay Lohan’s Miscarriage Excuse Worked, It Actually Worked

May 20th, 2014 // 17 Comments
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If Lindsay Lohan were you or I, she would’ve lied about having a miscarriage in court documents and subsequently found herself guilty of perjury. Instead, she was handed $150,000 and sent packing to Cannes because God is dead. TMZ reports:

According to new legal docs, Lindsay’s clothing label 6126 struck the settlement agreement this week with D.N.A.M. Apparel Industries, the company she sued last year for $1.1 million.
Lindsay claimed D.N.A.M. failed to pay her hundreds of thousands of dollars for licensing her 6126 trademark for international clothing sales. D.N.A.M. sued Lindsay right back, insisting her druggie reputation made it impossible to unload the merch.
We’re told the settlement kills BOTH lawsuits — and D.N.A.M.’s demand to force Lindsay to testify about the miscarriage.

I don’t want to say celebrity justice in California is fucked beyond repair, but I’m pretty sure if you proved Lindsay Lohan single-handedly orchestrated 9/11, the judge would just smile and laugh then hand her a newborn baby to run over. “We didn’t even tie the umbilical cord. Just the way you like it!”

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  1. Whitney

    Lindsay’s™ new paying job: legal vex.

  2. Goose

    tits look awful

  3. Nobody wants to be seen as the judge who prosecuted a woman who just had a miscarriage, even if they know she’s lying. It’s all about PR. They don’t want feminists all over their asses.

  4. “Justice” should be reserved for the proceedings of criminal court. Civil court is just Judge Judy shit.

  5. I will not accept a “miscarriage” as an excuse for your failure to fulfill your responsibilities, Lindsay, but I will accept it as an explanation as to why your tits deflated.

  6. I still stand by my statement that Lindsay does not know what a miscarriage is. If they pressed her with questions, her story would fall apart like every other lee she has told.

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    tom
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    Nasty ho.

  8. Lindsay Lohan Gross Saggy Cleavage Pale Legs Minidress Gabrielles Gala
    That Guy
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    I guess it’s time to hold a funeral for her tits.

  9. Count down until the next moron decides to do business with Lindsay… in 3…2…1…

  10. Ali

    Actually a lot of times companies settle lawsuits like this because paying Lindsay $150,000 is actually cheaper than going to court.

  11. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    “The Big One” can’t hit that stupid state soon enough.

  12. Robb7

    Slut’s still skating by. That $150K will be used wisely, I’m sure, by Ms. Lohan — cocaine, vodka and crotchless underwear!

  13. Lindsay Lohan Gross Saggy Cleavage Pale Legs Minidress Gabrielles Gala
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    Isn’t she demonstrating ‘suck a golf ball through a garden hose’ while ‘cupping the jewels’? Say what you like about Lindsay, that girl has talents

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