Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Wants To Take Jewelry Out of Egor’s Ass

Over the weekend, Michael Lohan inserted himself into Lindsay’s Russian hookers and pregnancy shitstorm because a good father is always there for his little girl when she’s in trouble. Especially if there are texts. Do you know how much he can get for texts? Daddy hit the mother lode, sweetheart! TMZ reports:

TMZ obtained the texts Michael Lohan sent Egor Tarabasov late Saturday night — and it’s pretty clear he’s already spoken to LiLo about the fight. Michael says, “You threaten my daughter, touch her or if anything happens to her and you will have no where to hide mother ducked like weasel.”
The messages are filled with typos — we’re guessing his anger had taken over. Michael continues … “VOME Here And Face ME like a man and bring your daddy and mommy.”

Michael comes off like a Liam Neeson wannabe in the messages, adding … “Return her jewelry you broke phoney or I’ll take it out of your ass. I WILL find you.”

The Superficial has obtained the following texts that Michael sent Egor the following night:

“If you had a VAGINA I would KICK it. So why don’t your grow one and your mommy and daddy can water it.”
“I WILL FUCKING END YOU IN THE FACE! You being Egor Tarantulas the fiance of my daughter Lindsay Lohan who might be pregnant how is this one Harv?”
“Eg? It’s Mike. Listen I’m behind on a few medical bills and was wondering if you could help me out. And don’t worry about the whole Lindsay thing. She’ll SNORT it out if you know what I mean. Which reminds me we’re running low on coke. Gonna need you to call Vlad.”
“Almost forgot. Are the hookers in your country really that GOOD? I hear all kinds of things. Holla back.”

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